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Portmansheau

Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who"s had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety. Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who"s had it with political correctness. Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who"s had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service. Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien

comedy improv

All Episodes

1:35:15

676: That Pig Was Tickled No More

Portmansheau ·

2025/08/22

Episode 676: Can Portmansheau save humanity by entertaining AI? Andrew doesn't know what honey is. Do they have ponds in China? Bacon, egg, PB&J breakfast sandwich. Puke eats trunk ribs. The take-home box flow chart. Every black person makes a face. Puke finds lost money. Dream bears made manifest. What is nectar.

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2:46:17

675: What Are You Eating That Makes You Look So OId?

Portmansheau ·

2025/08/16

Episode 675: We look like a bunch of Bavarian monkey spreaders in all these hats. Larry and Gabriela join the gang to sing karaoke. Brett doesn't care about the sandwich checklist. Are these College HUNKS real haulers? Sockontroversy. Young Brett gets exposed as the tape trader of big sausage pizza. PG movies with surprise tits. Audio rape ensues. Can you remember the first time you heard these 90's songs? Don't be a nincompoop driver! Deaf, dumb, blind and a fraud? Andrew has strong opinions on

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1:34:00

674: Mein Kampforter

Portmansheau ·

2025/08/01

Episode 674: Kudzu puppies. Groundhog VR. Puke thinks he's found a new name for bugs. How do some animals know to leave in peace? Andrew is confused by turrets. Does Germany have a beach? Will we die at the West Virginia Hillfest?

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3:22:34

673: Ignomometer

Portmansheau ·

2025/07/25

Episode 673: 14 years! Year 15 starts now! As a treat, Andrew talks to the German scientists about their favorite 1925 German author. We learn about the "enneagram. We look into our first childhood homes as they are now. Listening and reacting to some old episodes. We learn about the voodoo practitioners of the PGH city council and how the Mayor colluded to destroy homes while blaming climate change.

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2:07:40

672: Enthusiastronaut

Portmansheau ·

2025/07/20

Episode 672: Andrew loves to see James T. Kirk choppin' wood! We're talking Star Trek movies. Our 15 year anniversary is coming. What is "Jappalachia"? Our favorite movie milk scenes. CNN fakes war reporting. Is OJ innocent? Brett thinks so. Eleven hours filling a database. Puke throws a shovel at a groundhog, hilarity ensues.

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2:02:58

671: Children Molested Thomas Jefferson

Portmansheau ·

2025/07/13

Episode 671: We report! Can you read Old English? What even is, Old English? Can AI translate cats? Andrew dreams about Puke. It's a sad dream. How many miles are in a snake mile? Why do women get to sleep more? Interrupting business calls for unnecessary dinner plans. Is Trump more famous than Jesus? A new conspiracy by Andrew. Political attack ads, circa 1900.

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2:11:13

670: Nink

Portmansheau ·

2025/07/05

Episode 670: Remember when racism was fun? When we could call car parts masters and slaves without judgment? Those were better times. The 90's. Brett found an old Italian song that sounds like English but isn't. Andrew reads endless lines of Excel numbers. Gabriela texts too much. How much poop do eat in a lifetime? Puke almost made bug coffee. Andrew dreams of smashing zombie heads. What is strawberry pretzel salad? Andrew has a conspiracy theory that Elon Musk is the real villain like the

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2:08:45

669: Raymond Babbit, the Sausage King of Chicago

Portmansheau ·

2025/06/27

Episode 669: Should we podcast from our cars? Andrew wandered Chicago as a boy and made paper airplanes from a phone bible. Why do we have to show our work to calculate margin using Andrew's formula? Who or Whom? The boy have milky white thighs. A giant inflatable beer bottle for your family reunion. PGH crime, is it going up or down? Brett wants us to become a band. What do you do when you meet a celebrity?

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2:16:44

668: Heil Near Hamburger

Portmansheau ·

2025/06/13

Episode 668: Get dumber. Andrew still doesn't know how learning works. There are other podcasts that are talking about Andrew. He has critiques. Can we do our blackest? Is Neil Hamburger racist? Riot season is coming to a city near you. Do the heroin hunch! Brett wants to solve this tippy hobo problem. Is there a good grocery store anywhere? Sheetz salad routine, ruined! The night poops. Nuggets or gummy worms. Gabriela learns about Alpha-Gal. Puke wants to impale the hobos like Vlad, the.

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2:11:08

667: Welcome to Fuckin’ English

Portmansheau ·

2025/06/06

Episode 667: How does one pants? Ten hours of dropped pipe noises. Are PGH cops abusing the P-Town gays? Puke is vindicated by his art. Our favorite brain-rots. Willie's 4-star chicken at Winky's. Andrew learns that Canada is very boring and very French. Couche-Tard.

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2:06:25

666: Brett’s a Bad Guy Who Doesn’t Know Anything....

Portmansheau ·

2025/05/28

Episode 666: We made it to hell! And now you too can experience the suffering. Bad jokes, Italian tickets, black Alex, dentists, gooning, devil art, getting sued, nut-job stalker, and fan-mail. Excruciating! Also, movies trailers "Dave", "Runaway Jury", and "My Fellow Americans".

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2:21:00

665: Ballarinos

Portmansheau ·

2025/05/21

Episode 665: Brought to you by Toast.com. Is Andrew back? Back from what? Is Bonneville bigger than a BMW? FTD! All the cars at the cruise. Puke has too much Miata gas. These cars make people happy. What is the meaning of dance? Is this your black?

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2:15:14

664: I’ve Always Said I Have to Learn How to Count In...

Portmansheau ·

2025/05/07

Episode 664: What is a number station? Puke learns about flight radar. Brett fails to save the meat. A Geo Metro in Costa Rica. Lick & Putt. The drop computer dies! Andrew learns to love art at Whirligig Park, NC. Space debate! The PGH bus budget is getting slashed! All out of sedans. Rescued by a Tesla. Maserati Levante.

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2:11:26

663: We All Agree: You Were Totally Raped!

Portmansheau ·

2025/05/02

Episode 663: Andrew and Brett finally showed up for a show! Too bad they still have no idea how to start a podcast. Did Andrew whack at the beach? Do you know what a platypus is? Puke wins the dino-bee. Andrew wins the car-bee. Brett tries to win the movie-bee but is stumped by Andrew's terrible clues. Zombies, sports team names, being a lawyer, tiki-boats, storms, forced gays, and much more!

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1:54:46

662: The Secret of Being Black

Portmansheau ·

2025/04/17

Episode 662: Mostly a US President quiz. Also, a Porsche was driven. Also, I hav a ham in my pocket.

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2:10:40

661: That’s How I Know Your Secret Cum Recipe

Portmansheau ·

2025/04/11

Episode 661: They didn't have chicken wings because of Lent! Instead we talk about Presidential Salmon, haluski, halupki, tornado fries, brambleberry crisp, and pysanka eggs. Brett's secret creamy ingredient. How the studio mannequin was acquired. Mending class. Ways to find calm inside VR mini-golf. Cobra Kai is Andrew's favorite show. Podcast listening speed. A feng shui quiz that makes no sense to anyone but Gabriela.

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2:37:12

660: The Boner You’re Born With

Portmansheau ·

2025/04/04

Episode 660: Who counts down to one with their pinky? Who thinks traffic lights are red, green, and orange? The silly song guy continues to get played by Andrew. The old show songs we did were better. What is a ¾ zip? Midsommar, The Fugitive, Bushwhacked, and American Primeval. Where is Yemen? What happened to the Utah notch? What era would we want to observe? Dr Whoses? States ranked by population, size, and density.

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2:11:48

659: I Admire the Way Cake Is Being Used Here

Portmansheau ·

2025/03/28

Episode 659: The mixer is safe this week! Andrew got a sippy-cup to drink from. Do you know Alt-Codes? Are we really #4 on a list of the best “comedy fiction” podcasts? 1959 Miami. Kennedy files, Signalgate, and DOGE. LOST and Severance make us mad. Get a pickle fork for endless pleasure! Crab press. Kurasawa would never enjoy AI Ghibli.

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2:16:16

658: I Do Not Leave A Room Until I’ve Bashed Every...

Portmansheau ·

2025/03/21

Episode 658: Apologies for the weird audio artifacts. Andrew spilled water into the mixer. This audio was recovered from the livestream. Implosions are an appropriate first topic. Black don't crack. Old Game of Thrones YouTube channels. What podcasts have survived this long? Alphabetical music. Puke gets a triple road rage. Afghani robots. The most retarded reason to get a Pittsburgh parking ticket. Mustache comb. Andrew wins an auction.

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2:09:20

657: Constipation Camp

Portmansheau ·

2025/03/12

Episode 657: The show for men and toes at ports. What is Tootsie? RiffTrax. Enough with Bill Murray already! The Greenbrier hotel and rapeorium. A movie about the Afghani all girls robotics team. Pinaud water therapy. Andrew bids on a new classic hot-rod. Are lug nuts important? Puke asks for an opinion on a new EV start-up but Andrew just screams for several minutes. A woman named Anesthesia.

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