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Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken

Too Drunk to Taste this Chicken

A podcast where we review wonderfully horrible movies and determine how many drinks it would take for them to be enjoyable. Important note: we don"t review chicken.

tv & film film reviews

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01:21:47

Ep. 63: Ineptitude of Foreign Police; A Review of...

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2024/05/07

Welcome to Episode 63, where we review The Rock doing what he does best. While it may be best to not think too hard about this movie, the hosts dare to use a minimal amount of brain power to question the police tactics that those foreign police are using. They also question the parental skills of our two protagonists. Or they even ask what the point of the very secret room is. Join us next week when we review another timeless Rock classic "Empire State", available on MAX. Is there a

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01:29:41

Ep. 62: Knuckle Sandwich to the Face; A Re-review of...

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2024/04/30

Welcome to Beef on the Reef 2.0, where we re-review Battleship and ponder the nuances of the cat distribution system. Are dentists just instruments of the capitalist agenda? Did they really expect us to believe the US wouldn't have jumped at the opportunity to blow something up? Has TSwift written a song about the dome? Join us next week when we kick off our next theme: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson movies! We'll be watching Skyscraper, available on Netflix. Is there a movie or

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01:20:45

Ep. 61: The Wormy Wars; A Re-review of Super Sucker

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2024/04/23

Welcome to Episode 61, where we are watching the unmatched and highly sexual Super Sucker (available on Amazon Prime). Did you know that Brett had a career in sales where a sales prize was a pallet of soy sauce? What do you think the next Nip Napper would be? Do you think Jeff Daniels still thinks about how annoying Jess was during filming? Next week, will be our final re-review movie! We will be finishing off the month by watching Battleship available on Netflix. Is there a movie or series you

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01:25:53

Ep. 60: Civil Warfare Walk-on Music; A Re-review of Cats

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2024/04/16

Welcome to Episode 60, where we revisit the INEFFABLE Cats: The Musical, and figure out what actually happens when Mercury is in the microwave. Did we all just learn that Bridget is the live moderator of the podcast? Is Jason Derulo into furries? What CAN'T Idris Elba do? Next week, we will be re-reviewing Super Sucker available for your viewing pleasure on Prime Video. Is there a movie or series you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at

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01:23:16

Ep. 59: Crunch Crunch We’d Be Lunch; A Re-review of...

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2024/04/08

Welcome to Episode 59, where we are watching the incomparable The Silence for a second time. Did you know that we have Jess White in the house? Who else knew about the mountain of cheese that we are storing in Missouri? Why do Brett always be yapping? Next week, we will be re-reviewing CATS available for your viewing pleasure on Netflix. Is there a movie or series you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE

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01:38:01

Ep. 58: Where Did It Bring You? Back To Me; A...

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2024/04/02

Welcome to Episode 58, where your hosts are being good detectives and coming back to the first scene of the crime, a horrific affair called "Morbius," available to be seen on Disney+. Your hosts are haunted by their ghosts, old and new alike, with some questions still needing to be answered and others just presenting themselves. Questions like "why does everyone in Greece speak with English accents?" "What is a day in the life of a bat like when Morbius controls your

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01:15:28

Ep. 57: A Freak Talent Show; A Review of The Idol -...

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2024/03/26

Welcome to Episode 57, where we are reviewing the final installment of the god-awful series called "The Idol" available on MAX. Chaos reigns again on the podcast which leads your hosts down various rabbit holes like "should there be a credit, debit, or trial by combat?" Or "imagine finding out that you didn't make the cut on the freak talent show." Or lastly, "Who is the hack of the group?" Next week, the hosts go back to where it all began, by

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01:23:14

Ep. 56: Smoke His Ass; A Review of The Idol - Episode 4

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2024/03/19

Welcome to Episode 56, where we are reviewing the fourth of five installments of the epicly terrible series called “The Idol” available on MAX. Did you guys know that female stingrays can choose when they want to be pregnant AND IMPREGNATE THEMSELVES IF THEY DON’T LIKE THEIR MATING OPTIONS?! When Jocelyn gets cold do her nipples get droopy? How many people do we think Destiny has killed before? Next week, we will be reviewing the final episode of The Idol! Is there a movie or series you think we

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01:16:01

Ep. 55: Out of Pocket, Absolutely Locked In; A Review...

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2024/03/12

Welcome to episode 55, where we review the third installment of The Idol and are once again asking why nobody requested our creative input. Should Leia file a claim for a hostile work environment? Are Jocelyn's nipples made of vibranium? Did Lily-Rose Depp and Jacob Elordi get their negligee from the same place? Tune in next week, when we review Episode 4 of The Idol! Is there a movie or series you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at

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01:20:12

Ep. 54: Maybe Jocelyn is the Problem?; A Review of...

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2024/03/05

Welcome to Episode 54, where your favorite hosts come back for more and review the second episode of the complete flop of a TV series "The Idol," available on MAX. The gang gets around to the good stuff like finally asking two episodes in if Jocelyn is the problem. Or why does a fake song actually bang so hard? And lastly, the hosts rage against U2 since they are still harboring a grudge against the band for forcing music on to people's devices, WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT!! Next week, we

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01:16:38

Ep. 53: Just Manic Laughing; A Review of The Idol -...

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2024/02/27

Welcome to Episode 53, where we are reviewing the first installment of a complete flop of a series called “The Idol” available on MAX. Are we mentally well with all of the manic laughing that’s going on? Why does HBO just add random nudity all the time? Why do The Weeknd and Jared Leto just play themselves (aka kinda creepy dudes) in all of the shows/movies they star in? Next week, we will be reviewing Episode 2 of The Idol! Is there a movie or series you think we should review? DM us on

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01:29:31

Ep. 52: The One Year Edition; A Review of Kissing Booth

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2024/02/20

Welcome to Episode 52, the one year anniversary of the show! This is where your 3 favorite hosts review "Kissing Booth" and are horrified by what they see. The non-stop horrors include the ethical dilemmas in the operation of a kissing booth that is employing high schoolers. Or how a high school photographer is doing tasteful softcore porn. Or just why did Jacob Elordi put an XL sticker on his cup, leading to the rise of another mythical character from Brett's background, Horsecock

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01:24:30

Ep. 51: Train Talk; A Review of Paper Towns

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2024/02/13

Welcome to Episode 51, Mothercluckers, where your 3 favorite hosts (sadists?) review Paper Towns and delve into the wonderful world of nerd cliques. Is Jess the new Shaun White? Why did millennials text with alternately capitalized letters in 2008? What in the yeehaw John Green BS was this movie? Join us next week for our review of The Kissing Booth, available on Netflix! Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at

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01:32:17

Ep 50: A Ram Com; A Review of Senior Year

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2024/02/06

Welcome to Episode 50, where we are reviewing the romcom with almost no “rom” in it - Senior Year available on Netflix. Do you think the writers just forgot that this was supposed to be a romcom? Why didn’t Stephanie ask any questions about the major life events that happened in the world since she was last awake? Are lunchables to blame for our love of charcuterie boards? Join us next week for our review of Paper Towns, available on MAX! Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on

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01:16:54

Ep 49: We Love The Lions; A Review of Happiness For...

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2024/01/30

Welcome to Episode 49, where your hosts are so full of life and vigor before the Detroit Lions let them down once again! This week we review “Happiness for Beginners” starring Ellie Kemper and available on Netflix. This movie forces its viewers to soul search and ask yourself profound questions like “would you be okay if your best friend started banging your sibling?” Or “is Helen actually just in witness protection from the Scranton Strangler?” Also, “was Ricky actually a career criminal?” The

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01:24:01

Ep. 48: Outta Pocket; A Review of You People

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2024/01/23

Welcome to the wonderfully chaotic Episode 48, where we review You People chosen by the OG Pav, and get a special extended cameo from Sophie! Are you having a panic attack or do you just need to calm down? How deep does cringe-stagram go? Is Hood Tron the best wedding theme to ever be pitched? Join us next week when we review Happiness for Beginners, available on Netflix! Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at

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01:23:37

Ep. 47: The Divine Comedy and the Holy Trinity; A...

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2024/01/16

Welcome to Episode 47 mothercluckers where we're gatekeeping, gaslighting, and girlbossing our way through Heart of Stone. Why ARE college books so expensive? Was Gal Gadot, or was Gal Gadot NOT, channeling Mushu? Should Bridget visit Glenn Close in Greenwich? Join us next week for our review of the Intern Josh Pick brought to you by the OG Pav: You People, available on Netflix! Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at

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01:30:05

Ep. 46: Chapped Ass, Chafed Nuts and Bound Up...

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2024/01/09

Welcome to Episode 46, where we are reviewing the final installment of the Magic Mike franchise - Magic Mike’s Last Dance - with an epic call back to the car amp episode and featuring the marvelous Lauren and Sophie (aka The Menace). Is the new holy trinity chapped ass, chafed nuts and bound up panties? How can you even have a female empowerment movie with approximately 3 women in it? Do you think the strippers were the personality hires of the group? Join us next week for our review of Heart of

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01:23:10

Ep. 45: A Tasteful Discussion of the Titan...

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2024/01/02

Welcome to Episode 45, the lead off movie for TDTTTC reviewing the best worst 2023 movies, starting off with The Flash, available on Max! The highlights of this week’s episode include an exploration of rich person extreme sports like Norwegian Icelandic Cross Skiing, Fire Edition. Figuring out what the right title sponsors are for the Flash’s Chronobowl once it inevitably enters into the College Football arena. And the hosts try to figure out what exactly would happen when the Flash hits

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01:24:36

Ep. 44: A VERY Close Family; A Review of The Family...

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2023/12/26

Welcome to Episode 44, a situational comedy romance movie that might actually be masquerading as a horror film, a review of The Family Stone. Does this family know each other biblically? Which fast food chain should have their customers put on a list? And finally, who is the hottest Game of Thrones character? Join us next week when we review The Flash, available on MAX! (Editor's Note: Not Disney+, appropriate punishments were administered out) Is there a movie you think we should review? DM

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