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TIL: Absurd Short Stories

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The Fantastic Fable of the Sumo-Wrestling Frog

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2023/04/10

Once upon a time in the marshlands of Mythalgia, there lived a quirky little frog named Fergus, who held an immense passion for sumo wrestling. Fergus, too small and light for any serious sumo endeavor, trained day and night, hopping around the swamp, building his muscles and perfecting his moves. Finally, he felt ready to compete, and challenged the reigning champion, Beefy Boris the Bison, to a match. The day had come for the great battle, and the animal kingdom showed up in droves to

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1:10

The Astonishing Account of the Skydiving Ostrich

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2023/04/09

Once in the small town of Barnsville, there lived an ostrich named Ollie who had a most unusual dream - to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle. He longed to defy the rules of nature and experience the thrill of flight. One fine day, Ollie ventured into town and stumbled upon Lucy, the local inventor. "Lucy," Ollie pleaded, "help make my dream a reality! I long to soar with the sky-dwellers." Lucy pondered for a moment, then a spark of inspiration struck her like lightning. "Ah-ha

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1:28

The Strange Saga of the Karate-Chopping Snail

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2023/04/08

In a tiny parallel universe, nestled firmly in Mr. Finch's hitherto unsuspecting garden, lived Sheldon, a snail with a very peculiar and special talent: Karate. It began one stormy day when Sheldon overheard Mr. Finch lamenting the lack of a karate partner with whom he could practice his techniques. Sheldon, being an ambitious and resilient snail, immediately determined that he would be the one to help Mr. Finch, never mind that he was several orders of magnitude smaller and had no prior

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1:32

The Mystifying Myth of the Disco-Loving Elephant

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2023/04/06

Once upon a time, in a strange and mystical place, there lived an elephant named Reginald. Reginald, much like any other elephant, enjoyed the simple things in life: munching on peanuts and napping in the shade. However, this quirky elephant had an odd talent – an unbridled passion for dancing under the flashing, vibrant lights of disco balls. As the sun set each evening, Reginald eagerly put away his peanuts, dusted off his glittery elephant pants, and clomped out to the nearest clearing

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1:09

The Enigmatic Journey of the Detective Sloth

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2023/04/05

In a city made entirely of licorice, there lived a sloth detective named Sylvester. One day, he received a mysterious letter, containing a riddle: “I dance on the wind, sing with the trees, but only appear when you can’t see. Who am I?” Eager to solve the riddle, Detective Sylvester embarked on a quest that had him talking to sentient lamp posts and beatboxing mushrooms. "I say, sir mushroom, have you any intel on this conundrum?" Detective Sylvester asked one day. "I'm afraid I haven't,

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1:12

The Wild Escapade of the Poetry-Reciting Turnip

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2023/04/04

Once upon a verdant garden, there lived a turnip of extraordinary talent. This turnip recited poetry, delighting critters and passersby with its eloquent soliloquies. One morning, a kind-hearted rabbit named Fiona hopped into the garden and overheard the turnip's passionate recitation. "Why, Mr. Turnip, you have such a gift for words! I have never heard a more exquisite rendition of 'To Be or Not To Be,'" exclaimed Fiona. Overcome with curiosity and admiration, Fiona invited her friends

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1:11

The Bizarre Adventure of the Opera-Singing Lobster

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2023/04/03

Once upon a nonsensical afternoon in the whimsical land of Zanyville, Harold the Opera-Singing Lobster was preparing for his most important performance yet. Not only was he set to dazzle a packed house at the Coral Arena with his spectacular voice, but the legendary Maestro Crabioso, the strictest critic in all of Zanyville, would be in attendance. During his warm-up routine, Harold noticed that his renowned singing partner - Delilah the Diva Octopus - had gone missing. Frantically, he

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1:03

The Curious Chronicles of the Tap-Dancing Penguin

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2023/04/02

Once upon a gloomy Tuesday in the tiny town of Wobble Creek, a tap-dancing penguin named Sir Flipper von Pebbleton waddled into the local saloon. The townsfolk stared in disbelief as the penguin hopped onto a table, pulled out a sparkling, gem-encrusted cane, and began dancing to an unheard beat. "Greetings fine people of Wobble Creek!" Sir Flipper exclaimed with a twirl, "I'm here to share my hypnotic rhythm with you all!" The townsfolk, initially dumbfounded, were soon entranced by Sir

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1:37

The Unlikely Tale of the Ballet-Dancing Giraffe

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2023/04/02

Once upon a time in a faraway jungle, a giraffe named Giselle lived among her giraffe friends and family. Giselle, unlike her fellow giraffes, had an inexplicable passion for ballet. She spent her days practicing her pliés and pirouettes in a small clearing, much to the confusion of her kin. "Giselle, why are you doing those strange penché-like things?" her cousin Georgette asked. "This, dear Georgette, is the beautiful art of ballet, and it is my heart's true desire!" Giselle replied,

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1:32

The Peculiar Affair of the Time-Traveling Goat

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2023/04/02

Once upon a whimsical Wednesday, Gertrude the goat found herself inexplicably time-traveling against her will. As she grazed on a luscious patch of clover in the meadow, she was suddenly and abruptly catapulted through the fourth dimension, landing with a soft thud in a field of purple, alarmingly sentient cabbages. "Goodness, what happened to you?" exclaimed a cabbage indignantly, as it flailed its leaves in distress. Gertrude blinked in astonishment, as she had never heard a cabbage

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