Morning Mosh Pit

This week, we’re celebrating birthdays, pastrami, and pure chaos!Happy Birthday, Dave Grohl! He’s 56 and still rocking harder than your neighbor’s car alarm at 2 AM. It's Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day, and Maria has officially crowned herself Pastrami Mami.Want to live like a legend? You can rent Michael Jordan’s mansion for $1 million a week—pool not included, but the flex is priceless.Michael redefines pronunciation with his take on “coyote,” and it’s as confusing as it is hilarious.Marris spills the

This week’s chaos includes: Maria’s Mom Jokes Marathon—because nothing says Thirsty Thursday like dad humor with eyeliner. Marris nerds out over new video game releases, proving once again that pixels are greater than people.Michael overshares about his 16 driving tickets and swears none of them involved running from the cops in the Colorado countryside. Oh, and apparently, he grew up wearing a leash and bumped his head to the point where Momma Called The Doctor & The Doctor Said, “No More

Today, you’re favorite unhinged trio is back and  things get weird (as usual):Micheal nerds out over the science of hugs and talks about paid cuddle buddies—because nothing says comfort like cash.Maria reminds everyone where she gets her Vitamin D from and Mariss is obsessed with buttering his popcorn correctly!But wait, there’s more:Led Zeppelin tickets are up for grabs—House of Blues, baby!And the 2024 Hall of Shame: what got stuck where below the belt?Oh, and scientists made a human spine—because

Maria Palmer, Michael Mason, and Marris Harris are here causing chaos in Chicago.