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CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Prank calls from a weekly live show, with an attempt at original ideas and premises. Hosted by dragonmere and featuring wastedmemory.

comedy improv

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The CORNDOWN pt 98: with Wesley Snipes as Willie Mays...

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2023/05/16

This show contains illicit gifts and inappropriate erections. Collated rubrics. High on string. A small chainsaw. VERY HIGH. spoiled froot. and cut the brakes. I love you. Show tonight should be interesting? tune in.

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The CORNDOWN pt 97: with Mark Schiff as The Little Dog

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2023/05/16

Hi. I think I’ll do a live show tonight at 7pm Eastern. I did one last week and it was fun. This is an audio recording of that show. It contains, at a minimum, the following; Old Keith, Helping vs Leaving Alone, Meth Hole, Automatic Doors, Clothes On Sex Computer Time, Dating Policy. And we revisit classics such as eat the soap, motorcycle help, pick up for delivery, unwanted hotel guest, and bad dates. It was fun. I hope tonights show is fun too. I love you.

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The CORNDOWN pt 96: with Brad Garrett as The Big Dog

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2023/05/16

Whats in this shoe? I’m glad you asked. Stolen butts, eating the room, losing the room, credit card numbers, too many parts, learning with the hotel about if the guests use the shampoo or not and also educational purposes, shitting in the sink, theres something in my eye and the tub isn’t comfortable, the dead pet loophole, is it true that if you eat the soap you dont get sick, shoplifting therapy.

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MY FULL 4hrs PRANKSGIVING THING 2021

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2023/05/16

Here it is, unedited. I think there’s a couple minutes dead air at the start, but thats what really happened so It stays in. Enjoy I guess. I’m going to bed. THank you. Brad or akspa or dwight or someone will probably publish a full 24hr recording, but here’s our part. I still might do my auto-editing to the individual call recordings. But not right now. Im exhausted. THANK YOU.

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The CORNDOWN pt 95: with Nicolas Cage as Charlie...

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2023/05/16

This show is two weeks old because I uploaded the PRANKSGIVING show instead of this show last week. I hope this isn’t too confusing. If anyone is having difficulty just use this chart. This show had calls about toilet wires and buckets of blood, both hypothetical and real, as well as bags of meat and the associated toilet ice. This lead to getting permission to urinate on a towel, and naturally to trying to chloroform myself. Obviously. Not to mention all the bad dates I had with employees of

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The CORNDOWN pt 94: with Marilyn Manson as David...

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2023/05/16

Fun show. Great call about pissing in the sink, but it has audio issues. There’s echo that was entirely my fault about half way through the call. The good news is I have isolated the call from the backup Mixlr recording, so I do have a clean version of it. For automatic editing reasons, the shitty version is included in the above track and the below ZIP file, but I also attached the clean version, which I will eventually upload to youtube. Anway; Fake customers, bathroom mirrors,

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The CORNDOWN pt 93: with Jon Lovitz as the voice of...

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2023/05/16

Oh man. I was on vacation this last week. That’s why I’m only uploading this now. I was at the meetup and I got to meet wastedmemory, toxic waste, ChrisPickles (+1), SweetBeefJesus (+2), FarmerBill420 (+1), DribblyBob (+1), Gunter (+ududududu), SavageCarl, Snappy Bakes, and Termina and HoboGod. Thats a lot of people. And thank you to EVERYONE who’s given me financial support for making this possible.

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The CORNDOWN pt 92: with Townsend Coleman as the...

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2023/05/16

This one was less calls, less premises. It’s because “do you love your customers” seems to make people want to talk to you for a very long time. And the hotel front desk lady who was freaking out just because I said I had drugs. Jeeze lady, it’s a cheap hotel. There’s drugs. Get over it. So; Customer Love, and a pair of long Making Friends calls are the main contributions to the show, with a great Employee/Employer call, hissing buns, gas size, and gas return with

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The CORNDOWN pt 91: with the voice of Rob Paulsen as...

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2023/05/16

Look. I’m just going to be honest with you. I didn’t have it in me to listen to this show to give you guys a rough idea of what was in it. I’m sorry. I’d say I’ll do it later, but I probably wont. You know what, I’ll say it. If I go through this show later, I’ll update this post with the info. But I love you anyway. Thank you to the new supporters, I love you a little bit more. Hope to see a few of you at least NEXT MONTH at the MEETUP in WISCONSIN. PS as

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The CORNDOWN pt 90: with Soccer, Phoebe, Slugger,...

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2023/05/16

Whats in this show you ask? I dont actually care if you asked. It’s a lot of man not wearing shoes’es, a good number of hornets nets, being paranoid, scaring my sister and/or my mom with burgerking, yeah and one call about a bag of spiders. I love you. Come to wisconsin next month, fool.

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The CORNDOWN pt 89: with Petri Hawkins-Byrd as...

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2023/05/16

A few more calls than average, and about 20 minutes more than usual made the cut. Looking for hotel exits, finding where to poop, determining the biggest number, dealing with an unpleasant shower, investigating sex noises, finding hotel drugs, counting the creeps, thinking about bugs, and seeing a pregnant. Thats what I did this week. What about you??

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The CORNDOWN pt 88: with Sir Patrick Stewart as the...

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2023/05/16

This was a fun show. I want whole foods to stop hiring. There seems to be some kind of an issue with either mostly women, or nothing but men out in the parking lot, and that’s not right. Also I deal with an Aaron who might spell his name with an E. The Frito Man is here. I find a fun-crime partner to do parking lot illegal activity. It may or may not involve raw weed. When is taco night?? And I have a dog to return. And some more stuff probably that I didn’t write down. I hope you still

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The CORNDOWN pt 87: with Hardy Rawls as Don Wrigley

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2023/05/16

This weeks show contains (at minumum): shoe cleaning. asian treatment. canadian treatment. poor treatment. Hose hookups. Dog retrevials. Lowe’s Hotels. Labeling Holes. Toilet Dice. Reporting crimes to different businesses. Putting hands where the feet go. Oh and there’s basically a advertisment for Panera bread in there too. I left it because I didn’t call any paneras this week. Not because I didn’t notice until I was done with all the other editing. If you live close, you

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The CORNDOWN pt 86: with Dave Thomas as Ben Franklin

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2023/05/16

Uh oh. Bad news. I did such a grood jorb listening to my own show last week that I did a bad job this week. So… I hope it’s good? There’s probably a lot of calls about spiders. There’s been a lot of those lately, so it’s a safe bet. I might get to it eventually. But don’t count on it. Oh also, if you’re at the I LOVE YOU!!! support level and I have your address in Patreon, check your mailbox soon maybe. Don’t get too excited. It’s nothing cool

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The CORNDOWN pt 85: with Dustin Diamond as Samuel...

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2023/05/16

Wow. I actually listen to every call. Because there’s less of them, because on a count of it being to the last call being almost an hour’s long before I edited it. It’s still over a half hour. It’s about riding an elevator, ON DRUGS. So, here’s the tracks in order and the calls other persons did is indicated. I LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU also like always.

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The CORNDOWN pt 84: with Marc Summers as Samuel Austere

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2023/05/16

This show was mostly spiders. It was really fun though. So I hope it’s funny. I never know. I just keep making the calls. Topics include: Grocery Spiders. So many grocery spiders. In a good way. Easy Jobs. Pineapple skins. Employee Blunt. The Smart Person. Drug Screening re: Spiders.

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The CORNDOWN pt 83: with Zach Andrews as LeBron James

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2023/05/16

Fun fact: a good portion of the snapple facts are not true. This show contains Hotel smell. hotel expiration. Hotel eviction. squatter punching. Arby’s odor. food expiration. hotdog trial program. something good. Sesame Connection. pants expiration. ground water. lemonade. sobriety test. purchased goods expiration. Street Numbers. Sexual Time. room 215, adult time stuff. Bathroom smells. fake number. Box Check. Sister Scare Hotel.

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The CORNDOWN pt 82: with Tim Blaney as Johnny Five

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2023/05/16

without drink. Reservations. punch policy. Water products. Customer overtime. Which way does the driveway go? Low butts. gas stains. getting Registered. eelin’. Put it underneath. drive illegally. Friday 13th (Scare my sister). left handed pump OR right handed drive. My Enemies. phone bill. Safe Area from my girlfriend trying to hit me with her car. Raccoon’s Cashews. Last Day Tickle.

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The CORNDOWN pt 81: with Cheech Marin as the voice of...

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2023/05/16

this show was listened to by me already! good job me. It contains; Pants Stain. I’m emotional. Far away, but the same. Same as Omaha. quick pee. a different Arby’s. Arby’s bathroom. Hold my stuff. hold my beer. Hold my Keys. Sobriety Check. Drive thru instructions w/ wasted- 9 minutes. Motorcycle Drive-thru. motorcycle lessons. Pants Cleaning. Kbbles debut! Wash her hands!! Wash My hands, a lot.

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The CORNDOWN pt 80: with Andy Dick as Matthew Brock

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2023/05/16

Hey i listened to this one. I still didn’t do anything with 79. I have failed you. This show contains, well, basically every call is about a blind spot. Bathroom water filter. Nothing scary. blind spot. Shattering windows. shattering windshield. Blind spot Glass (the wasp distraction). Indoor blind spots. quick question: real glass? What are you typing? taking notes. Found a cat. blind spot concussion. graham crackers. operator agent b/w loud children

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