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Lotsa Pasta

The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories to Read Alone at Night, and so many more. Join our colorful cast of characters as we dive into the unlimited world of creepy online fiction and scary stories.

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01:19:43

Episode One Hundred Five: Borrasca Up Yorrasca Part Two

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/11/16

You're back for more, huh? Well, strap in! It's gonna be a doozy. To be honest, Django and I don't really remember much from part one. Maybe drinking and smoking and dueling dragons isn't the best idea when you're reading a chilling, over-long narrative about children and their coming-of-age spooks. ANYWAYS, HERE'S PART TWO: Borrasca(19:00) Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber,

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02:16:06

Episode One Hundred Four: LEFT-RIGHT-B-A Part One

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/11/09

There's a fork in the road coming up, Tenron. Which way do we go? Left or Right? Either way, we're along for the ride. On today's episode we start a story of epic proportions and unprecedented mystery and intrigue. I've heard about this story for a long time, but i never expected it to play out like this. I love a good road trip, how about you? Let's just hope that this road doesn't lead to HELL. Has Anyone Heard of the Left/Right Game?(26:32) Check out our episodes on

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02:03:51

Episode One Hundred Three: Orange You Glad I Didn't...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/11/02

We all need a little Vitamin C in our lives. The C just stands for Creeps. Bringing the creeps is what we got on today's episode, with a healthy dose of spooks, courtesy of Tom Bongbadil. This is one of those spitting examples of a great start to an otherwise OK story. Don't get me wrong, it's good. But I'm starting to see a trend. NoSleep writers need to learn how to close. We need some closers. Vitamin C for Closers. I am a Grown, Logical Man Crying Tears of Horror, Right Now // The Story of Her

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01:22:24

Episode One Hundred Two: Borrasca Up Yorrasca Part One

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/10/26

Happy Halloween, fuckers. To start the new season off with a kick in the dick, we're starting what is SUPPOSEDLY one of the best CreepyPastas ever written. I'm here with Django, he chose this one. So, if it sucks, blame it on him. We talk with Harold Heavy Hands for a little about Video Games and Feng Min. Have a happy holiday filled with much terror! Borrasca(29:07) Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam

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01:16:37

Episode One Hundred One: Damnations

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/10/19

First episode post ONE-HUNDO and we've already got a newbie! Seems like we've attracted demonic attention this time around, because joining Deputy Dewey and I in a damnable EP is Lanky Lucifer. I already know he likes breakfast food, so he should be fine with a heaping of TOST to start things off! Nonexistence(21:00) Leon Czolgosz(23:56) The Real Monsters(27:59) The Day Everything Clicked(30:14) The Walmart Prophet(31:51) Snuff Film(35:16) Black Eyed Children(40:29) Black Eyed Kids in

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02:37:56

Episode One Hundred: The Boy's All Wet

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/10/12

We finally made it. Triple Digits. I don't know how much longer this ride is gonna be, but we ain't getting off any time soon. UNLESS I DIE. But DO Captains ever TRULY die? Sure. Today we read a momentous story for a momentous occasion. It's about a dumb college kid with his N64, buying shit from weird individuals that don't even look like they're having a garage sale, and how THAT can ruin your life. It's also about how shitty Majora's Mask is. lol Ben Drowned(22:25) Also, stick around after the

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01:29:27

Episode Ninety-Nine: Drinking The Flavor-Aid

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/10/05

Harold Heavy Hands is back and it looks like he's taking a page out of Terry the Tickler's book because this man makes more off-stage noises than a circus in Tennessee. One noise he can't make? Baby noises. And that's where Captain Death comes in, speaking in tongues like an infant orphanage in the Balkans. Believe me, this is relevant, just read the title of the first story. A Man Brought My Family Kool-Aid, and I Think My Wife just Killed Our Baby(32:14) The Long List(1:08:36) Check out our

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01:48:30

Episode Ninety-Eight: Freaky Ghost Bed

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/09/28

Cannibal Siren is back for more monster-fucking, but THIS TIME, we're actually reading a story about monster-fucking instead of just talking about it, you Shape of Water-Lovers out there. You like ghosts? You ever sleep with one before? You haven't? That'd be one freaky-ghost-bed. So, yeah... I've been Intimate with a Ghost(29:22) Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us

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02:26:56

Episode Ninety-Seven: Needs More Shit

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/09/21

Punxsutawney Trill and Deputy Dewey are back to take a Cleveland steamer on my chest. Metaphorically, I mean. We talk for a GOOD, long while about The Walking Dead and a game I made up before jumping into this story, so if you wanna skip the small-talk, be sure to check the timecode below! This story is about a man who takes a shit. A shit he will soon never forget. The Scariest Shit I’ve Ever Taken/Seen(1:05:47) Check out our episodes on

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00:54:05

Episode Ninety-Six: A Brothers TOST

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/09/14

Spum & Kumm are back and ready for more TOST and I'm not talking about breakfast. The Other Side is a -now- non-existent tumblr that use to collect short and creepy stories from all over the internet. This isn't the first time we've read them, it's not even the fifth time we've read them. I've lost count. Everyone loves TOST! Don’t Look Behind You(10:28) You are Not the One(12:46) The Good Ghost(15:24) Recycled(16:59) Piggy-Back(18:37) Children on the Bus(20:25) In the Underground(22:27) To My

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01:30:15

Episode Ninety-Five: Not Hot But Spicy, Bb Vol. 3

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/09/07

Tom Bongabadil only appears when we need him the most. Think dank thoughts, only then may Tom spread his wings. He's here to experiment on some new shit. Not Hot but Spicy Forums have provided us with two previous cool episodes featuring guest A Bunch of Baby Ducks, but this is the first time we read NHBS with someone else. I hope Ducks doesn't mind; lest we incur their WRATH. Drain Lady 8:44 The Patch 30:57 Rotting Meat 48:02 Intruders 59:43 Telephone Man 1:06:35 Ghostly Phone Sex 1:13:05 Sealed

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01:41:24

Episode Ninety-Four: Getting Slim, Feelin' Slender

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/08/31

Tenron Otrin is here to talk about his slendy-daddy; And i'm not talking biologically. Yes, the kinky way. Slenderman is a spook-daddy to a lot of us here at Lotsa Pasta. Slenderman is probably a spook-daddy to many. In fact, if you're listening to this, he's probably already left his impression on you, I assume. We don't talk about the movie on this one, but you can bet your sweet bippy that Tenron and I have some not-so-delicate words about that "film." I put "film" in quotations because that WAS

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00:54:53

Episode Ninety-Three: Twinning? More Like Tlosing...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/08/24

Frowns is back to figure out how to adopt a child. He's interested in getting a little Asian at some point and speaking in a terrible accent its entire life so they grow up with the wrong impression of how to communicate with others. It's a different attempt at perpetuating a stereotype, I will admit. Anywho, I hope you've listened to Episode Eighty-Eight, or else you're gonna be mighty confused. Confused like a little Asian kid who's been raised wrong their entire life. The Lucienne

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01:30:08

Episode Ninety-Two: Most Wanted Haunted

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/08/17

We got two boys ready to eat chips while I'm recording and I'm not gonna stand for it. I'm gonna sit, cause today we're covering some crazy weird shit. Get ready for a cross-country episode, cause we're going on a fucking road trip! Seeing the most haunted that the U.S. of A has to offer. *Party in the USA blasts until your ear drums bleed* "Most Haunted Locations in Each of the 50 States" from Places You'll See(22:48) "6 Most Haunted Places in the U.S." from The Huffington Post(57:03) "PA Urban

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01:42:07

Episode Ninety-One: In Your Dreams, Nerd

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/08/10

What's this? Is this a boiler room? Or perhaps a Preschool corridor? In other words, WHEREAMI? is back and he's taking us to somewhat familiar territory -it seems. We've got two spooky tales on this frightful episode, so buckle up and join us for this ride. Maybe there will be dreams? Maybe there will be nightmares? Maybe there will be buggies? I don't know. I don't even know where I am. People should learn to stop expecting me to know things. I Don't Sleep Anymore(25:48) The Ant

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02:48:31

Episode Ninety: Surfin' The Ouija Board Part Two

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/08/03

Cryin' Hawaiian is back to finish what he started: A mediocre tale about two bitches and their ouija board. I feel like I've said it a million times at this point, as early as episode 34 or 35 and as recent as 66 or 89: Don't fuck with which you can't comprehend! You might just dial a collect call... TO HELL. A Ouija Board is Not a Good Idea; Ever(20:16) Check out our episodes on Youtube! www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden:

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02:19:55

Episode Eighty-Nine: Surfin' The Ouija Board Part One

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/07/27

I just rolled a 420 on spoops and the DM just said I skyrocketed to new levels of horror. jk this story is nothing new. I mean. it is. because we haven't read much about ouija boards yet. I've never "played" with a ouija board. I don't know if I ever will. It just seems like a bad idea. Who really wants to make a collect call to the other side, not knowing who may pick up? it's more like chat-roulette, now that I think about it. A Ouija Board is Not a Good Idea; Ever(22:06) Check out our episodes

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01:27:29

Episode Eighty-Eight: Twinning? More Like Tlosing...

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/07/20

I bet you didn't know that Frowns and I look alike. Some would even say that we're twins. Twinning! Part one of this story is about twins with a crazy connection; the only connection Frowns and I have is our love for both weed and expensive food and drink. This is only the first part of a really great story, so be sure to come back for more; I know Frowns will. He just loves getting sloppy seconds. Oh, and we read the story for Channel Zero Season 4! I Found a Hidden Door in my Cellar and I Think

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01:49:20

Episode Eighty-Seven: Why Don't You Smile, Dog?

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/07/14

What's wrong Django? Why don't you smile for me? Nothing? Well, then, let's peruse the internet for bullshit legends and monsters. We'll talk about video games for a little. Read some stories for a little. Having fun yet? No? You want to show me something? Oh, that's one fugly dog, yo. Binary DNA(28:41) Smile.jpg(45:24) Grifter(1:03:31) Gateway of the Mind(1:08:38) Wristbands(1:20:40) Mirrors(1:23:29) The Green Man(1:25:44) The Big Head-O(1:30:28) Check out our episodes on

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02:38:58

Episode Eighty-Six: 28 Days Quarantine Of The Dead Z

Lotsa Pasta ·

2018/07/06

What's that Tenron? You wanna read a story about zomboes? Well, I mean. I guess we can try. We never quite know what we're getting into, here. Sometimes a story sounds promising and then dissolves into unmitigated garbage: ebola garbage. Anyone wanna go to Africa? It's okay, we'll come back totally fine and inconsequentially glossed over. 21 Day Quarantine P.1(36:46) Sterilize Before Reading(53:58) They Hunger(1:07:42) 21 Day Quarantine P.2(1:26:11) 21 Day Quarantine P.3(1:51:34) Check out our

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