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I Am The Cute One

Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny Hadfield (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea Rivers (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they"ll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly! So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let"s get ~*cUtE*~

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54:49

From the Mixed-up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler...

I Am The Cute One ·

2023/11/06

Jim from The Office read this book, and now Donny and Chelsea did! That's right - it's time to cover From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler. In the C-word heavy recap of this mystery... with no mystery, the two discuss why they'd be terrible running away from home, dumpster diving for furniture, why the mall would be a terrible place to escape to, the mail-checking habits of millennials, and... Jon Benet Ramsey advent calendars. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and

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57:03

Goosebumps: The Haunted Mask By R.L. Stine

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2023/10/30

Chelsea is diving into her second Goosebumps book - this time, one where something actually happens, "The Haunted Mask." In this episode, she and Donny continue to give the Cuties headache - with stories about school lunches, army boyfriends, and last minute Halloween costumes. Also, Chelsea used to be smart and knocked it out of the park at the science fair. And if you don't like this episode, you can s*** on a s*** p****. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe

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55:16

The First Evil (Fear Street Cheerleaders #1) By R.L....

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2023/10/23

Apologies, Cuties - Halloween is cancelled. But to celebrate the lack of the holiday, Donny and Chelsea are naked (well, Donny is) and covering Fear Street Cheerleaders: The First Evil. Besides the book, they discuss the gunks of the hosts of The Basement Yard, Chelsea's granola doppleganger and Donny's blonde one, and church Hop-a-Thons. Please end the SAG-Aftra strike so that Chelsea stops singing, and remember to buy your tickets to the Hellen Keller musical now before it sells out! For bonus

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5:58

Introducing: Profoundly Pointless

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2023/10/20

Allow us to introduce Profoundly Pointless, a Signal Award winning podcast. Exorcists, Money Launders, Latex Models and More. Explore something new on "Profoundly Pointless." Every week host Nick VinZant sits down with different guest from a unique walk of life. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Listen on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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58:17

Bunnicula: A Rabbit-Tale of Mystery By Deborah and...

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2023/10/16

How many books are there about thinking someone is a vampire with no payoff and hardly any plot? At least two, and Chelsea and Donny are covering their second one on the pod, Bunnicula. Sink your teeth into this chaotic episode where the Cute Ones discuss the gender identities of pets, Dr. Bald's Mr. Hyde moustache era, and gays working at Arby's. Also, Michelle Obama, if you're listening... come on the podcast. You won't regret it (you will, but it will be too late to do anything about it.) For

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87:14

I Know What You Did Last Summer w/ Sarah Hearon...

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2023/10/09

Trick or Treat, Cuties! While we're sorry to play a trick on you by re-releasing an old episode today, we're thrilled to give you the treat of TWENTY SEVEN (that's 27! Count em') minutes of bonus content ONLY EVER HEARD BEFORE ON PATREON! Deputy Editor of US Weekly and host of “Here For the Right Reasons” podcast, Sarah Hearon, joins Donny and Chelsea to recap ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer,’ and the duo may have done research to pronounce her last name correctly, but they still don’t know a damn

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53:18

Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots (The Adventures Of The...

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2023/10/02

It's Spooky Season, and since Chelsea has finally seen the Barbie movie, Donny is celebrating by wearing his best bandana. The duo is covering "Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots," which is a lot less uneventful than either of the two of them remember it being. Besides the book, they reminisce about the meanest teachers they've had, water balloon titties, breaking into neighbor's homes, and teachers who don't know boundaries. Also, Donny confronts Chelsea about not including him in inside jokes

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54:07

Neighbors From Outer Space By Francess Lantz

I Am The Cute One ·

2023/09/25

On the brink of exhaustion after being terrorized by Chelsea's daughter all weekend, Donny completes the cycle of abuse by traumatizing the Cuties with a very detailed Jonas Brothers tweet. Then, the duo cross the Rainbow Bridge to cover Neighbors From Outer Space (which does not include biting off fingernails) and also... fables, some of which may be made up. They also discuss their favorite commercials, their weirdest neighbors, and Donny's hatred of space. And Chelsea sings. Again. For bonus

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53:59

Tonight on the Titanic (Magic Tree House, No 17) By...

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2023/09/18

Even God can't stop them! Donny and Chelsea are finally recording the episode that fate tried (repeatedly) to make not happen, and they use the powers of the Magic Tree House to really go places (none of which are the Titanic). They also discuss the hyper focuses of their formative years, cringey abbreviations, setting boundaries, and what your choice of Titanic VHS says about you. Also, Chelsea decides to sing (...twice) and do a little voice work. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio

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54:07

Junie B. Jones and her Big Fat Mouth By Barbara Park

I Am The Cute One ·

2023/09/11

Donny and Chelsea are still broken from last week's book, so they are using their big fat mouths to tackle an elementary aged book this week: Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth. While Junie terrorizes her family and her kindergarten class, Chelsea and Donny terrorize each other with stories of baby talk and childhood dentists. They also talk about kids from the wrong side of the tracks, biting, childhood aspirations, and getting people fired on Take Your Child to Work Day. Also, Junie is almost

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59:55

The Face on the Milk Carton By Caroline B. Cooney

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2023/09/04

There's nothing as horrible as being abducted and then lied to your whole life by the people who love you... except reading about it. This week, Donny and Chelsea read the tedious fan favorite "The Face On the Milk Carton" by Caroline B. Cooney and spend that time wishing someone would chloroform them and take them away so they can stop reading. Before you attack - Donny remembered loving this book as a child, but it's not the dramatic thriller you remember. Besides spending the hour saying how

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55:26

Baby-Sitters Club Little Sister: Karen's Haircut By...

I Am The Cute One ·

2023/08/28

This week, Chelsee and Dhani are hanging out with the Baby-Sitters Club Little Sister today to cover Karen's Haircut by Ann M. Martin. Karen may have no teeth, but the duo have many things to talk about - including childhood games, homemade music videos, playground weddings, the mom from Home Improvement and JoJo the Dog Faced Boy. Also... do your children listen to this podcast? For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes

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56:35

Goosebumps: One Day At HorrorLand By R.L Stine

I Am The Cute One ·

2023/08/21

With their new book club underway, Donny and Chelsea get Goosebumps as they spend One Day at HorrorLand, where they are met with a lot of cliffhangers that really take the action to the next level. JUST KIDDING - the cliffhangers in this book go nowhere! The duo also talk about bowel movements, escape rooms, road trips gone bad, and where they'd draw the line on Fear Factor. Plus, Chelsea experiences the greatest horror in her life when Donny informs her about the pirate ship ride. Oy, Sally! For

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58:50

Forever... By Judy Blume

I Am The Cute One ·

2023/08/14

The library is open (or whatever the girls say), and for their first book club meeting, Chelsea and Donny are covering the book Chelsea hasn't been able to shut up about - Judy Blume's "Forever." The two discuss the delicacies of The Melting Pot, the perks of horse girls, annoying teenagers, and... Ralph (not the Mouse on the Motorcycle.) Then, Chelsea shares (one of) her most embarrassing date stories. Also, Donny doesn't know how to read (not in a Lea Michele way). For bonus episodes and unedited

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43:05

New Directions (For Now!)

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2023/08/07

In solidarity of the WGA/SAG strike, Donny and Chelsea will not be covering movies or scripted television while the strike is on. So after a meltdown and/or nervous break, Donny and Chelsea realized - like Lea Michele - they needed to move in... wait for it... new directions. So, today they come equipped with ideas of what they can cover. Consider yourself a fly on the wall of their Busy Businesswoman Boardroom as they pitch their best ideas in this episode. (Don't worry - there's still many

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58:18

Catwoman (w/ Quin Lamar)

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2023/07/31

This podcast was recorded before the SAG strike began. We stand with SAG and the WGA while they negotiate for a fair contract. In honor of Leo season and Halle Berry's birthday, comic Quin Lamar (@thequinlamar) joins Donny and Chelsea to cover 2004's Catwoman. As is tradition when Quin is the guest, alliances are fast and loose: he and Chelsea team up to make fun of Donny's last hairline hoorah before he and Donny educate Chelsea on good comedy. Also, the three share what scene made them realize

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56:27

Soap Dish (w/Eric Williams)

I Am The Cute One ·

2023/07/24

When the host of Gay Ass Podcast Eric Williams joins Donny and Chelsea, they have NO choice but to cover the gayest movie they can think of: Soapdish. The three discuss Pierce Brosnan in Mrs. Doubtfire, being gay in 8th grade, James and the Giant Peach, and the 2023 equivalent to soap operas. Then, Donny shares where he’d be if he was a nepo nephew and Chelsea’s M Night experience leads her to guess the twist (well, ONE of them…) For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps,

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58:12

Ever After (w/ Kim Nario)

I Am The Cute One ·

2023/07/17

And they lived... chaotically (as always), and this week, comic and pretty crier Kim Nario, join the Cute Ones to recap "Ever After," but instead discusses The Human Centipede, Brandy Cinderella and Titanic (the movie). Then, they buy a ticket to Donny Land when Donny shares stories of what he looked like in middle school. Melanie Lynskey is yet AGAIN made into a punchline, and the Cuties share stories of times they've lied to prospective romantic partners (including the most jarring submission this

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53:42

The Parent Trap (w/ Krystina Arielle)

I Am The Cute One ·

2023/07/10

Let’s get together - yeah, yeah, yeah! This week, Krystina Arielle (The High Republic Show, Dimension 20, Critical Role) joins Donny and Chelsea to discuss another set of twins from Hell: Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap (NOT “I Know Who Killed Me”). The trio also break down a little Diane Keaton, Bug Juice, and the worst parenting decision in all of cinematic history. Also, STAY OUT OF THE OCEAN! We support the Orcas. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video

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56:26

Deep Impact (w/ Noor of "The Reality Is")

I Am The Cute One ·

2023/07/03

Noor from The Reality Is Podcast is here to close out the REAL E.L.E, Chelchella - and Donny brings the best gift Chelsea could ask for - a liking for this movie! The trio discuss Seinfeld, haunting your spouse as a guest, sun damage and... Christopher Columbus eating lunch on the Titanic on 9/11? And if you're not a supporter of victim blaming, this isn't the episode for you because... everyone in this movie had it coming. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps,

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