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Ballot with Patrick Gutfield - Where Politics Meets Pop Culture

Political Humor Today"s News / Caloroga Shark Media

In the spirit of The Daily Show, Last Week Tonight, and yes, even those Pod Save America guys, we’re cutting through the chaos of Trump’s second term and the Democrats’ sudden hot streak. From Zohran Mamdani shocking New York to Gavin Newsom redrawing democracy with a kombucha in hand, we’ll break down the biggest stories with sharp humor, a little parody, and zero political homework required. Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and blame the A.I. for the jokes that don’t land.

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8:32

Elon Musk's $5,000 Stimulus Check Proposal: Could You...

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2025/02/24

Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of bizarre news from the weekend! Elon Musk and Trump are floating the idea of $5,000 stimulus checks from DOGE savings, while measles makes a comeback in Texas and New Mexico due to low vaccination rates. In France, a stolen credit card leads to a half-million euro lottery win, and the victim offers to split the prize with the thieves! Join us as we dive into these absurd tales, and discover why sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. Plus, find out how you can

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9:55

Hooters' Bankruptcy, Trump's CPAC Circus, and Musk's...

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2025/02/23

This weekend was a rollercoaster of bizarre news. Hooters, the iconic restaurant chain known for its "assets," may be filing for bankruptcy after 42 years, struggling to keep their business afloat. Meanwhile, Donald Trump held court at CPAC, spending 75 minutes boasting, taunting enemies, and basking in his supporters' adoration, with some even calling him the greatest president of all time. And in a bold move, Elon Musk threatened to fire federal employees who don't report their work in 5 bullet

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6:09

Barron Trump's College Life Causes GOP Meltdown,...

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2025/02/21

Patrick Gutfield dives into the absurd controversy at NYU where describing Barron Trump as a normal college student somehow became scandalous. Plus, Trump's ambitious plans to turn Gaza into a Mediterranean resort (minus the residents), Musk's hilariously hackable government efficiency website, and Kamala Harris making the jump from VP to Hollywood talent agency. A satirical romp through the week's political chaos where even attending class can become a national scandal and government websites are

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8:12

Trump Crowns Himself King, IRS Gets Fired, and Ohio's...

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2025/02/20

Patrick Gutfield takes aim at Trump's royal ambitions after killing NYC's congestion pricing, breaks down the bizarre Trump-Musk bromance on Fox News, and dives into the surreal story of an Ohio neighborhood where the local watch group went full tactical. Plus, the IRS layoffs have Patrick planning some creative tax deductions. A sharp, satirical take on the week's political chaos, delivered with a punch and zero regard for traffic laws or proper police credentials.

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6:25

Trump's Executive Orders, Kennedy Center Protests,...

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2025/02/19

Patrick Gutfield analyzes recent political developments, including Trump's closure of the JFK Library, protest dancers at the Kennedy Center, Mexico's potential lawsuit against Google, and U.S.-Russia negotiations in Saudi Arabia. A satirical look at current events through the lens of late-night style comedy.

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6:41

Nuclear Mishaps, Air Force One Shopping, and Tom...

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2025/02/18

Trump tries to fire our nuclear weapons staff (but takes it back), makes Boeing execs sweat over Air Force One inspections, and Jeff Gordon hints at a "Days of Thunder" sequel that could either be amazing or a disaster. Plus, why firing nuclear scientists by email might not be the best management strategy.

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6:31

From NASCAR to Napoleon - How President Trump Turned...

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2025/02/17

While most people spend their Sundays watching sports, Trump's out here living them! Fresh from turning Daytona into his personal Victory Lane (where he had Richard Petty wondering who really is The King), the former president dropped a spicy Napoleon quote about saving countries and breaking laws. But that's not all - turns out he wants to replace Jackie O's historic Rose Garden with what sounds like a Mar-a-Lago dance club. From pace cars to paved paradise, emperor quotes to extreme makeovers,

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5:35

Loser Canadian Hockey Fans BOO U.S. Anthem, Tourist...

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2025/02/16

A hilarious take on Canada's national anthem boos, a tourist's shocking shark selfie fail, and the explosive SNL-Samantha Bee feud. Patrick Gutfield delivers biting (oops, sorry tourist) commentary on international sports drama, bizarre vacation disasters, and late-night TV warfare.

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5:38

Army Base Name Drama + Epic Flu Season + Rock Hall CHAOS

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2025/02/14

Fort Bragg plays musical chairs with its name (and burns through eight million dollars doing it), learn about the WWII hero who Grand Theft Auto'd a Nazi ambulance, discover why this year's flu season is hitting harder than a metal concert mosh pit, and see why the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominations are causing more drama than an Oasis family reunion! Plus: Find out why Chubby Checker might finally get recognized for telling people to spin in circles!

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5:26

JD Vance's NIGHTMARE Week: Trump's Snub + Pope's...

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2025/02/13

VP Vance's terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad week! First, Trump publicly friendzones him on Fox News, then the POPE HIMSELF writes a letter saying he's got Catholic teaching all wrong (awkward!), all while Trump stages a hostile takeover of the Kennedy Center! Plus: Why Ben Folds said "bye bye bye" to the National Symphony Orchestra, and how "Les Misérables" might need a name change that hits a little too close to home!

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5:27

Denmark's WILD Plan to Buy California + Trump's...

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2025/02/12

The latest political roundup dives into the most bonkers real estate deals in American history! From a viral petition to sell California to Denmark for one trillion dollars, to a Congressman trying to rename Greenland as "Red, White and Blueland," to Apple Maps getting patriotic with the Gulf of Mexico - this story has more plot twists than a Netflix series. Plus, Illinois's governor throws shade by trying to steal Lake Michigan!

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6:42

Trump's Bathroom Obsession & Boebert's Late Night...

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2025/02/11

Today we're diving into the absolutely bonkers world of politics where Trump is waging war on your shower head, Lauren Boebert and Kid Rock are having two thirty AM taxi adventures, and plastic straws are apparently a matter of national security. Watch Trump explain how sharks eating plastic will save America, and find out why he's reviewing Kennedy Center shows he's never seen! Plus, the real reason your bathroom isn't making America great again. It's an episode packed with more plot twists than a

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8:02

Trump's Super Bowl Meltdown - From Penny Pinching to...

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2025/02/10

Join Patrick Gutfield as he unpacks Trump's wild Super Bowl Sunday where the former president managed to ban pennies, start a trade war, AND storm out of the biggest game in America - all in the span of twenty-four hours! From declaring war on copper to watching his golden predictions turn to lead, we're breaking down how Trump turned America's favorite sporting event into his own personal metal crisis. Plus, find out why Melania chose to ghost the big game (spoiler alert: maybe she just didn't want

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7:35

Elon Musk Loves Donald Trump While Donuts Try to Kill...

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2025/02/09

The White House turns into a romantic comedy as Elon Musk declares his love for Trump (while Melania "will be okay with it somehow"). Meanwhile, Trump's trying to start a trade war during a coffee date with Japan's Prime Minister, South African farmers are saying "hard pass" to his rescue mission, and two million toxic donuts are attempting the largest mass breakup with American stomachs in FDA history. The world's gone mad, and Patrick Gutfield's got all the delicious - and possibly contaminated -

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7:43

Trump's Super Bowl Circus: Taylor vs Trump, Fake...

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2025/02/07

Patrick Gutfield dissects Trump's wild Super Bowl week, from his Taylor Swift feud to inventing a fake coaching history with Tommy Tuberville. Plus: Why Dawn Staley can't watch her Eagles thanks to Air Force One, and how Trump's presence at the Super Bowl is making for some awkward conversations in Kansas City.

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5:35

Trump Takes Media to New Heights: From 60 Minutes...

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2025/02/06

Patrick Gutfield rips into Trump's wild week of media attacks, from demanding CBS shut down over edited footage to his plans for a one hundred million dollar White House disco ballroom. Plus: His Press Secretary invents the "grocery pump," and VP JD Vance tries to justify immigration policy with medieval philosophy.

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6:17

Trump's Plans to take over Gaza, obliterate Iran and...

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2025/02/05

Today's absolutely bonkers headlines: Trump leaves instructions to OBLITERATE an entire country if he's taken out (totally normal presidential behavior), the CIA offers to PAY its entire workforce to quit (because who needs spies anyway?), and the Super Bowl becomes a three-ring circus as Trump becomes the first sitting president to attend! Plus: Trump's wild plan to turn Gaza into the "Middle East Riviera" (because what war zone doesn't need a beach club?). Join Patrick Gutfield for the most insane

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5:53

WAFFLE HOUSE EGG CRISIS + Biden's SECRET Hollywood...

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2025/02/04

Our brains are filling up with microplastics faster than a Kardashian's Instagram fills up with sponsored content! Plus, Waffle House adds a surcharge that has breakfast lovers scrambling, and Joe Biden signs with Hollywood's biggest agency - is "The Real Ex-Presidents of D.C." coming to streaming? Patrick Gutfield breaks down these stories and more in today's absolutely not-plastic-free episode. Warning: May contain traces of eggs, reality TV pitches, and concerning scientific developments about

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10:31

Trump Wants Norway's Piggy Bank, Canada Dumps Our...

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2025/02/03

Today's Political Circus: Trump dreams up a trillion-dollar investment fund (with money we don't have), Canadians are hate-drinking local wine, Marco Rubio's running an agency through his mystery friend, Mexico found ten thousand troops behind their couch, and MTG's auditioning to be America's Accent Coach! Host Patrick Gutfield explains why this is basically an episode of reality TV, but with nuclear weapons. Warning: May contain traces of international diplomacy and hurt feelings.

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7:09

NEW TRUMP TARIFFS EXPLAINED: Why Everything From Your...

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2025/02/02

President Trump just declared economic war on our three biggest trading buddies, and your wallet is caught in the crossfire. Here's what's ACTUALLY happening with these massive new tariffs (and why you should buy those avocados NOW):✓ Canada and Mexico hit with twenty-five percent tariffs✓ China gets slapped with ten percent✓ Canadian oil gets special ten percent rate (because apparently freezing in the dark isn't part of the plan)✓ Prices could spike IMMEDIATELY on groceries✓ That new car you've

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