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Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

Welcome to Secret Mum Club with Sophiena, the ultimate space for all mums to share their secrets. Whether it’s something silly or serious, this is your anonymous haven to get things off your chest. Because let’s face it, we’re all in this together. Join content creator Sophiena and her fabulous co-host Emma Jones, who keeps things lively and uncovers your stories and secrets.To get your secret read out on the podcast, email hello@secretmumpod.com, find us on other platforms here -

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45:45

The Hairy White Bum

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena ·

2024/02/19

With not long to go, prep for the babies is underway in both households! As well as running around the house, Sophiena brings us a secret about Colby's football practice. And we have letters from you about an obsession with Hey Duggee (because who doesn't love the stick song??), a nurse's unwarranted nickname for "fu fu cottage cheese", and swimming pool changing room antics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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21:03

The Best Bits: Valentine's Edition

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2024/02/15

We've had a fair few saucy secrets from you, and seeing as it's Valentine's week, we're re-sharing our favourites! Soph and Emma run through some of the most iconic love-related letters, and react again! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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43:32

The Valentine's Surprise

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2024/02/12

Love is in the air, and the itchy legs brigade is out! We've got three of your Valentine's related secrets and an extra special surprise for the ladies. Stepping away from all the romance we also have a whole bunch of your misheard lyrics suggestions, and they are GOLD! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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12:52

The Floater Problem

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2024/02/08

It turns out Sophiena isn't the only one dealing with floaters in a pool... We hear from a listener who tells us about her own floater stories and there are more pronunciation mishaps at nursery! As it's Internet Safety week, we have a topical secret about keeping children safe online. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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43:13

The Slutty Slug

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena ·

2024/02/05

It's finally happened... the ladies watched Saltburn. Traumatised isn't the word. But away from plug-hole licking, Sophiena shares Dottie's latest school troubles, we hear about one toddler's love for Lego Ninjas, and a Mum's loud return to the gym. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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19:01

The Wild Urination

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena ·

2024/02/01

Be warned... this episode is full of surprises, and they aren't for the faint of heart. Firstly, we find out that Dottie isn't the only tooth-yanker out there, and then we have a secret with so many twists that you should definitely be sat down for this one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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45:05

The BFF Key Rings

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena ·

2024/01/29

Sophiena and Emma might be taking their relationship to the next level. After seeing Amanda Booth on TikTok's crafty clay work they're thinking of getting BFF Key Rings in the shape of their bum holes (yep, that exists!). As their relationship takes this new high, they also hear from a Mum who needs a bit of advice on administering Calpol, and a little one whose midheard lyric is ICONIC. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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16:17

The Magic Photo

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena ·

2024/01/25

What’s creamy, lumpy, and definitely not cottage cheese? You’ll find out soon because this week the ladies dive straight into the bodily fluids chat! On a somewhat cleaner note, they also get some inside knowledge from a midwife, a listener shares their swimming journey, and there’s a case of a badly timed saucy photo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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53:31

The Hairy Bath

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena ·

2024/01/22

The BIG bumps are in full force with Sophiena having regular baths to help alleviate the pressure and Emma having trouble clothes shopping. But even with the bumps growing, the ladies still have time to read your wonderful letters and secrets! This week we have a baby who loves asking you to 'kiss it better', more chocolate starfish chat and a toddler taking inspiration from Shania Twain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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17:57

The Chocolate Starfish

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena ·

2024/01/18

Today's episode starts with a bang as the ladies launch straight into the poop shooter chat. And they find out that bum holes are as unique as snowflakes... according to one of our lovely listeners anyway! You've also written in about baby teeth woes, and an occupational hazard that comes with being a parent. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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49:49

The Ham Chant

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2024/01/15

It’s been quite the week for the ladies, with Emma entertaining a toddler during a check-up and Sophiena facing her fears. But with your letters about poo on the floor, an incident at the opticians, and an exposing chant, it seems they weren’t the only ones! As always today’s episode has a healthy sprinkling of sing-a-longs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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16:13

The Poo Chopper

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2024/01/11

Not only is it our first Thursday episode of series 2, but it's also the 50th episode of the Secret Mum Club! To celebrate the ladies have more of your correspondence about going on trips without the kids, and there's an extra special surprise after hearing about an unusual use for a poo knife! And as usual, we have an extra secret of the week involving dental hygiene. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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49:27

The Tooth Yanker

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2024/01/09

The ladies are back! It’s the first session of 2024, and there is plenty to catch up on. After jet-setting to the exotic lands of Paris and West Wales, both Sophiena and Emma have many tales from their travels. Plus there are your secrets about an unfortunate trip to IKEA, keeping caffeinated, and a lesson on how to pass the blame for your bum trumpets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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2:13

Happy New Year!

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena ·

2024/01/01

Welcome to 2024 boo! We couldn’t go without wishing you all a happy new year. We’ll be back with more Secret Mum Club antics next week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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19:54

Merry Christmas!

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena ·

2023/12/25

The ladies have a special little festive episode for you filled with presents, crackers and a cheeky bottle of non-alcoholic fizz! Despite there being no alcohol in the vicinity, it’s safe to say the bubbles have definitely had an effect! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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18:10

The Family Gyno

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena ·

2023/12/21

It's our last episode before Christmas! And as always, you've sent in some whoppers. One listener tells us about her in-laws having a gynaecologist who is part of the family, we hear about a little boy's milk curiosity, and the ladies discuss the need for biology lessons after a Mum's letter details her husband's lack of knowledge on the female anatomy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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50:10

The Talking Fu Fu

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena ·

2023/12/18

Everyone’s giddy in the studio today. You might think it’s because Christmas is near, or the pregnancy hormones… but in reality it’s due to the completely unhinged secrets and correspondence this week! We’ve got Sophiena’s trip to the Isle of Wight, Emma’s run in with Santa, an unsolicited dildo slap and an animated fu fu… Yep, there is A LOT going on in today’s episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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14:11

The Baby Beer Goggles

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena ·

2023/12/14

We're getting 'baubles deep' into your messages, and this week we hear back from Tanille who has an explanation about the term "S**t her out", and we have ANOTHER poo knife story, but this time it has a nautical theme. The Extra Secret of the Week comes from a Mum who wants to know if it's normal to think newborns aren't that cute! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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47:06

The Milk Cannons

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena ·

2023/12/11

It's busy in the Secret Mum Club during the run-up to Christmas. Sophiena has been trying to navigate living in chaos, whilst Emma has officially recruited her Dad for babysitting duties. But we're never too busy for your correspondence and secrets! We hear from a top 5% listener, a Mum with a magical cupboard, another Mum who had a bit of trouble at the spa, and we've officially extended the list of Daddies in the Secret Mum Club (another one?!). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more

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15:05

The Nappy Technique

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena ·

2023/12/07

It wouldn't be a Secret Mum Episode without a good poo story now would it? Well in today's episode, we have TWO! The ladies are perplexed by one listener's giant poo removal technique, and we get caught in another mum's web of lies! We also have an extra secret of the week about when to have a baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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