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The Otis Advisory

Pat Fant aka Uncle Otis

HIGH VELOCITY HOOT from Universal Foolishness: Original News Cartoons as short-form podcasts. Dump you old Think Tank and wade into these guilt-free waters with Tio Otis - finishing off political correctness for a grateful nation. Slower listeners keep right>>>>

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00:01:42

75 - Don't Shoot

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/09/07

San Francisco stuns with new Bite-Back-Better economic plan. Don't shoot and win! Find out how much you could make by not shooting your friends. New report from Think Tank Island runs down the numbers. Watch Podcast - Wash Hands.

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00:01:52

74 - Taliban Bingo

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/08/26

"Which one of you has the keys to the Black Hawk?," asked the State Department. "Oh crap, did we leave them in the ignition?" You'll need your special Uncle Otis Secret Decoder Ring to catch the hidden messages in this stupid bit from Think Tank Island. Watch Podcast. Wash Hands.

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00:01:42

73 - Little Whiskers & The Electricity Tree

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/08/23

New study from Think Tank Island shocks global warming enthusiasts with coal-powered revelation about electric cars. Use your Uncle Otis Secret Decoder Ring to unscramble the secret messages. Watch pod cast. Wash hands.

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00:02:38

72 - Big Con

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/08/09

There you sit, wearing your global warming hat, your Defund Everything t-shirt and your Debug America nose diaper. Got your pronouns all pinned to your shirt, and you always take the bus. Inclusive and ready for business! Oh the larceny! The Bait Camp Think Tank shows you the way out. Wade into the guilt-free waters of Think Tank Island and tell others of your kind what goes on here.

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00:02:36

71 - Web Spyder's Flags & Trucks

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/08/09

Trucks and flags for Independence Day - what could go wrong? Wade into the guilt-free waters of Think Tank island with Uncle Otis.

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00:02:34

70 -Snipe Hunt

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/07/29

Go up with a case of Miller Lite, come back with 6 cases of Covid. That shows growth! Shitgeist of the nation drops another 20 points. Whose sorry now? Salty Scholars of Think Tank Island analyze.Watch Podcast II Wash Hands

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00:02:20

69 - Texas Bed Wetter Express

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/07/19

Bus load of breathless runaways helps keep fear alive with a desperate escape from Texas. Oh the larceny! Uncle Otis and the Salty Scholars of Think Tank Island file this report. Use your Uncle Otis Secret Decoder Ring (while supplies last) to know the secret messages in this wholly combustible podcast editorial. WATCH PODCAST ll WASH HANDS

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00:02:26

68 - Stimulate Your Business

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/07/08

Everybody spent all their stimulation money! Kids need more cheese! Can't just ring the doorbell and run. Rulers act and call all Unicorns in on the play to help keep this sugar level HIGH! Uncle Otis explains the downside in this new, Luxury Podcast from Think Tank Island. Slower listeners keep right>>>>>

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00:02:33

67 - Teeth Whitening Cancelled

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/06/17

If "back to whiteness" is what you want most, you and your teeth are out of luck. Find an "employer sponsored self-hatred session" and check yourself in. The Salty Scholars from Think Tank Island are here with another episode to finish off political correctness for a grateful nation! Watch Podcast - Wash Hands

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00:02:32

66 - Smackdown: Pootin Vs. Joe Crow

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/06/10

The great masters who painted Dogs Playing Cards must have seen this one coming. Pootin and Joe Crow are sitting down to each play their hand, and bets are on as to whose tail wags first. Tell others of your kind what goes on here at Galveston Island's only Discount Think Tank & Bait Camp. Finishing off political correctness for a grateful nation! Thanks Uncle Otis for a real nice pull. Watch Podcast ll Wash Hands

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00:02:22

65 - Green Plastic Army Men

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/06/04

Your green plastic army men only come in GREEN. No black, brown or pink. If you want diversity, you're out of luck. So you're gonna get yelled at and probably lose your girlfriend too unless you listen to Uncle Otis here to tell you what to do about it. Be sure to tell others of your kind about what goes on here. Push button. Get Otis. Wash hands. A service of Galveston's Discount Think Tank & Bait Camp.

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00:02:24

64 - UFOtis

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/05/27

They're Here! The flying teapots were real the whole time. The Feds are about to pretend to tell us what's what with UFOs. Uncle Otis and the salty scholars at the Bait Camp Think Tank are naturally way ahead of the story. It's time for Uncle Otis to reveal the one thing that Earth can teach these advanced all here in UFOtis. Push button ll Watch podcast ll Wash hands.

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00:02:27

63 - Federal Beef

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/05/19

In Federal Beef, Uncle Otis tracks fiscal policy beginning with the Beach Boys all the way through the pipeline shut down. Hear the shocking conclusion. Push button.. Watch podcast. Wash hands.

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00:02:01

62 - Trunk Show

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/04/20

This hostile takeover is brought to you again by 1935, where so many deposited, but so few returned. It's back to the Master Race Virus ID all over again. From the Uncle Otis Bait Camp here on Think Tank Island, where we're always on hot standby for the next big story. Watch podcast. Wash hands.

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00:03:28

61 - Witch Trials

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/04/07

Everywhere you go is half infested with men. But this won’t be allowed to continue much longer, so if you do know how to change a tire, keep it to yourself. Don't admit to anything. We’ve already lost some of the scariest male heroes - rounded up - like Pepe’, Speedy, Dumbo and even Pan, all too far gone and too intimidating to save. Uncle Otis reports from the Bait Camp Think Tank. Bring your secret decoder ring to get the hidden message inside this stupid bit. Watch podcast. Wash hands. To

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00:04:52

60 - Man Splaining

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/03/19

Everywhere you go is half infested with men. But this won’t be allowed to continue much longer, so if you do know how to change a tire, keep it to yourself. Don't admit to anything. We’ve already lost some of the scariest male heroes - rounded up - like Pepe’, Speedy, Dumbo and even Pan, all too far gone and too intimidating to save. Uncle Otis reports from the Bait Camp Think Tank. Bring your secret decoder ring to get the hidden message inside this stupid bit. Watch podcast. Wash hands.

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00:05:08

59 - Neanderthal Smackdown

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/03/10

President tags Texas with "Neanderthal thinking." Texas responds in this editorial from Galveston's only Bait Camp Think Tank, with Sr. Fellow Uncle Otis. And remember to get in on the Uncle Otis summer office pool where you guess the month for the upcoming Harris inauguration set for later this year. Push button. Watch video. Wash hands.

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00:04:45

58 - Smashed Potatoes

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/03/03

Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head: a kid's toy, targeted for cancellation as gender-neutral movement inches closer to The Singularity: a oneness of thought, mind and body in a colorless, odorless cell mass. It's the New America. Can you dig it? The Otis Bait Camp Think Tank reports in as biology is replaced with political correctness - a cry for help that no one hears! Push button. Watch podcast. Wash hands.

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00:04:51

57 - Texas Crude

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/02/22

It was a Texas Energy Smackdown and Uncle Otis is on BOIL NOTICE! Let's say you were cooking up another batch of hydroxychloroquine when all of a sudden, your lights go out! What now? Here's a good snoot full from the Bait Camp Think Tank about what to look forward to once GREEN is all you’ve got. Did hell freeze over or what? Push button. Watch podcast. Wash hands.

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00:04:13

56 - Dress Barn

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/02/11

Here at the Bait Camp Think Tank, we study things others just can’t explain, like Texas hockey. Well I’m no beauty consultant, but one day, somebody walked into a room somewhere and announced, “I’ve thought of the perfect name for our new lady’s store – we’ll call it The Dress Barn!” How do these things happen? No one knows, but there it is. A corn fed idea like this hangs suspended in midair, while everyone nods and agrees. And while it may be Giddy-up Glamour to some, it could also be the

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