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Johnny, Alt Skull, Grognak, and Jack

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137:32

The Drinkers of Life

The Paranormies ·

2022/10/14

Spooptober continues as Johnny and the guys broach an absolutely horrific and definitely disturbing topic: ritual cannibalism and blood drinking. Who are these people? What are they actually doing? Do they ackshually eat people? Are they Satanists? Luciferians? Both? Neither? Tonight's show is most certainly not for the squeamish, but let's try and get /comfy? and find out what's really going on in the world of these "elite" and not so "elite" cannibals.Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, and GrognakBreak

129:57

TNE: Wignats Seethe at Death Con (Th)reeeee

The Paranormies ·

2022/10/13

Yeezy theater for the White raceTulsi Gabs on the cabalFBI is 50% LGBT, 100% gayJogger rapist phrenology The Paranormies were right about Covid (again)You will eat (breathe?) ze air meatLone Skum + Putin + Vice = More theater Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hudson and Grognak Break Music: TEK, by Monty & VisagesNecronormiecon: The Coming Insurrection, Seventh Circle, Part Two, read by Dogbot

136:09

Gnome Gnosis

The Paranormies ·

2022/10/08

Tonight, Johnny and The Paranormies kick off a special run of Spooptober™ episodes with the hidden folk! Gnomes, Fae Folk, Shining Ones, Machine Elves… there are many names they’re known by across the realm, but what are they? Are they another race altogether, or something else? Get /comfy/ with some flavored coffee as we delve into Gnome Gnosis! Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt and HudsonBreak Music: Grey Garden, by WindhandCreepypasta: The Atrocities of the Drow, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt

163:26

TNE: The Literal Minority Report

The Paranormies ·

2022/10/06

Jewish pedo cult on the loose in Mexico Phenotype minority report is literalCollege zombie safety 101Sodomite love lettersSoy Heebgoblins strike out again!Mickey Rourke is 100% yenta Giant sighting leads to TikTok Canuck’s spoopy deathPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Fash GordonBreak Music: False Idols, by UnearthNecronormiecon: The Coming Insurrection, Seventh Circle, Pt. 1, read by Dogbot

151:31

Paranormal America: South Carolina

The Paranormies ·

2022/10/03

Tonight, the panel is joined by Battlebot to uncover a few of the most terrifying (and architecturally weird) stories of South Carolina. From haunted insane asylums to angsty basketball ghosts, you don’t want to miss this!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Grognak, and BattlebotBreak Music: Southern Soldier, by The 2nd South Carolina String BandNecronormiecon: Ghost Puncher (in true greentext format), read by Battlebot

134:13

TNE: Moonlets Get The Pimp Hand

The Paranormies ·

2022/09/28

We don’t care about the pipelineSandy Hook litigious fakeryArtemis is delayed (again) because it’s fine. It’s just fine. Moonlet dimorphism and lots of contingenciesRetrogaming fake space: Asteroids!Deepcake Bruce WillisMammoth hybrid necromancy (and that’s where it stops!)Royal reptilian rumblePanel: Johnny and ReinhardtBreak Music: Tupilak, by Russian CirclesNecronormiecon: The Hyborian Age: Part 1, read by Reinhardt

184:12

Phoenix Resets and More w/ Archaix

The Paranormies ·

2022/09/26

Tonight, the guys are joined by Jason from the Archaix YouTube channel. Over the past several years, Jason has dedicated his life to the study of chronology. Eventually he uncovered something through his extensive research that no one seems to have connected before. Get /comfy/ and prepare to hear some mind-blowing theories from past history resets and mountains of hidden history, to a possible return of the mysterious phoenix in 2040 and what that means for us!Archaix on YouTubeArchaix

144:27

The Nationalist Enquirer: Durr Shpigel Spiel

The Paranormies ·

2022/09/21

Flat Earth Patriots unite!Is the Mudflood Going Mainstream?Sit down for science!: Aspirin (Acid rain?) for the skyThe Purge is real (or, Equity in Illinois!)Mega-million year old megafauna mummies [X to doubt]Banned and browned fantasy woesDowntown brown Martha's VineyardBooking dot com drops ratings bombs on illegal Israeli occupiersGigavaxxed trash pandas are eating your gf’s trash, and basically, you’re a retardPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hudson and GrognakBreak Music: Ugo, by Dead

151:45

9/11 Livestream w/ Simon Shack

The Paranormies ·

2022/09/17

Simon Shack, creator of September Clues drops by for a 9/11 livestream. Were there any real elements to this operation or was it entirely media fakery? What is fantastical and what is mundane? Let's get /comfy/ and find out a little more about that day, 21 years ago.Check out Simon's work at:https://www.septemberclues.info/https://www.tychos.space/Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Alt Skull, Dogbot and GrognakBreak Music: Niagara, from the September Clues soundtrack, by Simon Shack and The Social

123:52

TNE: New Kang In Town

The Paranormies ·

2022/09/14

Ding dong, the witch is a lich! (The queen is publicly “dead”)Lawd of Dem Rangz will bring a new great depression.Artemis launch failed, because no one's going anywhere outside the firmament.High octane SADS retardation.Canadian stroke master blue-balls nation due to natural causes.Corpses containing creepy clots crop conspiracies.

135:10

The “We’re Not Back (Yet)” Show

The Paranormies ·

2022/08/27

We've all heard about Aleksndr Dugin, but we've never had anything paranormal or spoopy to talk about with him. Until now...the false flag car bombing introduction of Dugin to the World Stage™.Typhus and Hudson join Johnny, Reinhardt, and Grognak for a discussion about who this guy is, what he does, what likely happened with Darya Dugina's "murder", and how this guy ties in with everyone's favorite seed oil shills.Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Grognak, and special guests Hudson and TyphusBreak Music:

138:58

The Mid-Season Wrap Up Show

The Paranormies ·

2022/08/20

Moon the Nation.The FBI helps launch the Trump campaign, and 33s abound!Dark Brandon Rising: Red vs. Blue Lasers. The IRS is locked and loaded to audit those making $70k or less (hide your dog).Liberal law and order, and Wolf Blitzer approved takedowns.Charlottesville happenings and politics through the lens of racist liberals. The Edomites are in your head, goy. Ewaranon, Wooden Nickels, Faking Space, and how the feds direct conspiracy narratives. Georgia Guidestone gripesPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt,

133:37

TNE: Carbine Loading in a Banana-Bread Republic

The Paranormies ·

2022/08/17

The FBI takes a leak on a dirty bomb. The LGBTQFBI alliance.Return to the Moon: Nephilim Whore Edition.Metaverse drag queens and Bond "girls".Monkeypox and terrain theory, how does it work? (Disgustingly) CDC Banana Democracy pays the unvaxxed pheasants.Mid-season break and beyond! Donations:rangerBillyJmanWokeSocietiesMagdalaBucklySluetherPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot and GrognakBreak Music: Your Man is Gay, by Unknown HinsonNecronormiecon: The Plans of Judaism Against the Romanian People Pt. 2:

137:46

Rules For Nauticals: What Could Go Wrong?

The Paranormies ·

2022/08/14

Alex Jones loses a month's salary. The recipe for piracy and setting the record straight between pirates and privateering. Two things pirates didn’t like, apparently?: Jews and slavesRules for Nauticals: What’s the worst that can happen? Biggie Black Caesar rolls up inna schooner. Port Royal, the original “sin city”. Blackbeard and his legacy (after he got killed). The most successful pirates of all time (before they got killed too)Black Sam and Ben Hornigold, and other traitor pirates. All

131:50

TNE: The New NKVID's On The Bloc

The Paranormies ·

2022/08/10

Reinhart signs off on the Trump raid.Alex pays up!: How to talk to boomers at work.Bill Hicks did not die in 1994, you just got a new clown!It takes 90 million dollars to cancel a Capeshit Movie.Today in History: A lot of gay thingsAs the world turns.. Time speeds up?The world is basically a static tendril ball, okay?Man-made horrors beyond comprehension part 5: Synthetic human embryos and you ARE soylent green, mmmkay?AI isn't sentient, you bigoted morons! (Totally NOT demons either, Gopniks say)DR

132:48

The Nuclear Hoax Part 2

The Paranormies ·

2022/08/06

The Nevada Proving Grounds…1,021 “bombs” later.The Samson Option: We can neither confirm nor deny whether (((some people))) have the bomb.Nuclear reactions and mushroom cloud madness.Who are the demons using the demon core?What exactly were the “weapons of mass destruction”?Panel: Johnny, Dogbot, Alt Skull and GrognakBreak Music: Shore Lined Poison, by Skinny PuppyCreepypasta: Tall Man, read by Johnny

137:21

TNE: Yo-Yo Benzo's Weak Sauce Solar Braps

The Paranormies ·

2022/08/03

Solar flares are weak f*male threatsCataclysms and reset events, on a timer or manmade? Mountains of melted buildingsNessie could be real! (((Archaeologists))) admit they lie?WEF updates: They still have no power, don’t worry about the Da-cow camps! Arming Taiwan. Nancy Pelosi is broken. Californian caravan to Mexico gets slapped. James Woods telescope update on traps (still gay, also fake).Magic brick dwarves and copper wire elves. (Or: Paranormies Monster Manual planning)Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt,

136:23

The Hunt For SRA in October

The Paranormies ·

2022/07/31

After a solid Spooktober shitposting session, the gang get down to business. And what evil, nasty business it is. In the 1980's-1990's, Satanic Ritual Abuse and Satanic witch covens were either phony and fear porn or they were deadly and real. Let's try and get /comfy/ and see just how deep this rabbit hole goes.With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and JackBreak Music: Behead the Gorgon, by Lair of the MinotaurCreepypasta: Remain Calm, read by Jack

129:07

TNE: Captain Kirk, Dr. Evil, and a Wizard Walk Into A...

The Paranormies ·

2022/07/31

New Angry Biden™ just dropped Psaki circles back after a volcanic break Harry…you're not a wizard anymore. You're FIRED! Captain Kirk bodly goes to the greenscreen Paranormies called it again 6.66 BILLION Pour out some yellowcake for my dead homiesWith: Johnny, Dogbot, and JackBreak Music: Synthetically Revived, by SuffocationTales From The Necronormiecon: Transromanticism and You, from Harassment Architecture, by Mike Ma, read by Jack

148:17

Tartarian Coaster Tycoon: Bugnat Edition

The Paranormies ·

2022/07/31

Johnny, DB and, Jack talk origins, abandonment, hauntings, and other strange things surrounding these supposed places of fun from the "Golden Era" called electric parks, or "amusement parks". Where did the idea for this concept even come from, why so many, why were they designed so similarly, who was going to all of these amusement parks, and why were there "live babies" on display in what amounted to a neonatal intensive care unit? And like so many other things of the "Golden Era", why did so may

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