PODCAST

Emergency Pants Podcast

emergency-pants.net

When life gives you lemons, you put on your emergency pants.

comedy

All Episodes

Episode 43: Working Remote – *wink*

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/04/29

Episode 43 of Emergency Pants – a triumph of the human spirit! Beef stands are killing Chicago Bridget dicusses Tony’s visit in vivid and brutal detail – including a visit with the lovely and talented Patrick from PNSexplosion! Shane wants rats. Wait, what? Really? Okay! Lesbian porn embroidery caused a hub-bub over at Mr X … Continue reading »

en-US

Episode 42: Redundant: See Redundant

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/04/22

Epsiode 42 of Emergency Pants is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. And junk. Bridget is expendable! *sad trombone* Shane shares his experience being laid. Off. Bridget’s Lifetime Movie title: I Decide Who I Hug: Bridget’s Story Shane has great love and affection for old electronics. Weird! Bridget is an unwilling part in … Continue reading »

en-US

Episode 41: The Heartbreak of Hyperhidrosis of the Groin

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/04/15

Episode 41 of Emergency Pants has us loving LOTS of things. How much do we love How Much Do We Love? So. Much. Green Porno is sublime Rose sends us goodies and is awesome Tara took and sent us the Ultimate Wacky Neighbor video Needle felting is fun! Get a kit from Tobiah Mundt today! How to … Continue reading »

en-US

Episode 40: Abscess. *cheek clutch*

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/04/10

Episode 40 of Emergency Pants contains 50% more Tony**! A new razor commercial makes Shane feel all funny downstairs Women in panties provide distraction We love learning new things Bridget needs more girlfriends/has too many guy friends We’re all too approachable Download: Episode 40

en-US

Episode 39: Chronic Poo-plosion Situation

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/04/08

Epsiode 39 of Emergency Pants features our dear friend Tony** sharing a heart-wrenching tale of Chronic Poo-plosion situation, or CPS – one of our nation’s noisest and smelliest killers. Tony** shares stories from his family’s visit We discuss our newest fan, Rosemoo, whose lovely drawing is the cover art of this episode Friend of the … Continue reading »

en-US

Episode 38: Eliza Douche-ku

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/04/01

Episode 38 of Emergency Pants, in which our heroes share their thoughts on manners with quiet dignity and grace. The best way to disable Shane Bridget’s bathroom horror – continued We say goodbye to some old friends – and by “friends” we mean “people we made fun of on the show” We decide who we … Continue reading »

en-US

Breaking News: Vince Gets Pinched!

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/03/28

It’s a special report from the Emergency Pants crew: ShamWow and Slap Chop salesman Vince Shlomi (I KNEW his name wasn’t really Vince Offer!) got himself in some trouble. Thanks to Sid, Rachel, and Chedderfish for bringing this to our attention! Thanks also to The Smoking Gun website for giving us all the gory … Continue reading »

en-US

Episode 37: Randomcast

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/03/25

Episode 37 of Emergency Pants, where we talk about a lot of stuff. And things. Also, junk. YAY! Rachel is graduating! YAY! Shane discusses his arsenal and is incorrigible – these two topics are not related Bridget and Jamie are made famous when the Grits to Glitz girls provide a glowing review of MrXStitch! Thanks, … Continue reading »

en-US

Episode 36: Taco! Burrito! What’s that poking out of...

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/03/18

Episode 36 of Emergency Pants finds our heroes, Shane and Bridget, joined by Tony**, master of urban dictionary and knock knock jokes. Rachel McKay, Reluctant Mullet Technician countdown – one week left, bitches! Close encounters with a blue wang Helicopters: super-cool or terrifying bringers of doom? You decide! Marshmallows: same question. Bridget’s fangirl chronicles: King … Continue reading »

en-US

Episode 35: Drake Tungsten and the Fists of Fairly-Angry

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/03/11

Episode 35 of Emergency Pants is filled with mystery and lessons about life and loss. And fisting. We announce the winner of MrXStitch’s recycled cross stitch! Eeeeeeeee! Bridget was Down With the Sickness Becky Stern and VSC were both featured at MrXStitch and are both super cool. We proclaim our undying love for Ruby42. Also, Clown Jizz amd … Continue reading »

en-US

Emergency Pants Forums

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/03/05

Hi, fans! I’ve added a forums section to the website. I know following discussions in the comments section is kind of a pain in the ass. Simply go to http://emergency-pants.net/forums or use the Emergency Pants Forums link under “Contact Us” to get over there!

en-US

Episode 34: Chicks Dig Me

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/03/04

Episode 34 of Emergency Pants features the story of a brutal attack purportrated by poultry on a powerless prepubescent. Also: alliteration. Worlds collide! Shane and Bridget bond over idiocy they deal with on a daily basis Worlds collide AGAIN! Bridget’s other internet home, Mr X Stitch is having a contest – and next week we get to announce the … Continue reading »

en-US

Contesty Goodness! We wanted you to know:

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/02/27

Hey everybody! Bridget here. I just wanted to make sure to let you all know that Jamie – friend of the show, occasional co-host, and my brother from a European mother – is having a contest at his blog this week. Just head on over to MrXStitch and comment on any one of the fabulous “Cutting and … Continue reading »

en-US

Episode 33: Pork Sword Fight

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/02/25

Episode 33 of Emergency Pants is filled with random goodness! We love PNSexplosion so much, we bought them dinner and sent them this. Funny fake names used in battle Ghosts and old people – connected? We share “We shall most certainly be chums” moments We’re just not comfortable being complimented. *squirm* New listener Tara! Hi … Continue reading »

en-US

Episode 32: Lady Marma-slot

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/02/18

Episode 32 of Emergency Pants brings the euphemism contest to a close. We can’t tell you how much fun this was for us, mostly because we are still laughing. Thanks to all of our awesome listeners who participated! A winner is chosen! Who will it be? It’s a mystery! Unless you look at the title … Continue reading »

en-US

Episode 31: The Gilded Lily

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/02/11

Episode 31 is just FULL of stuff! AND junk!Euphemism contest entries - you guys are dirty, and we love it! Thanks to: Nessa, Kelley, Tony, Sid, Laura, Tina, Bay and Jamie! Shane's new website! Bridget's domestic success! Listener Sid posts a link that makes Bridget cry (in the good way) We finally say hi to Alissa! Hi, Alissa! Shane makes Kelley and Alissa uncomfortable, I'm sure. Sorry, ladies! Bridget is a katamari for IT guys!

en-US

Episode 30: Saucing the Taco

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/02/04

That's right, we're having a contest, people. Send us your favorite euphemisms. Multiple entries are welcome, and, in fact, encouraged (seriously, they're not a myth.) You can email us at emergencypantspodcast at gmail.com, leave us a voicemail on Skype - emergency-pants.net - or leave a comment on the site to participate. A winner will be selected and Bridget will design a stitch based on the winning phrase - and hey, if the winner wants it, we'll even send it to them! Or not. We don't want things

en-US

Episode 29: Emergency Trousers II: Electric Boogaloo

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/01/28

It’s the second international edition of Emergency Pants! Bridget’s brother from a European mother and Friend of the Show Jamie joins us via the interwebs. Topics covered: Jamie’s past life as a wonder boner Tonight’s vocabulary word is felching Shane has 5 computers!!! HR secret codes Listener love! Thanks to Cheryl and iTunes 5 star reviewer! … Continue reading »

en-US

Episode 28: Shane Screws the Pooch

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/01/21

Episode 28 - the episode so nice, we decided to record it TWICE! Tonight we discuss: YogaToes, Easy Curves and Cheers To You - provided by official Emergency Pants Researchers Rachel and Keri. Dudes crying. Bridget twitters about her day, even if it might get her grounded. An update on the grab-ass couple - it's really them! - especially for Kelley. Shane attempts a solo podcast.

en-US

Episode 27: Punch Junk Love

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/01/14

Public Grabass Tiddy Bear competitor "Snadge Elephant" Reading Twitter in the Bathroom Broken Sound Equipment (Pisses Me Off!)

en-US

251 results

Emergency Pants Podcast

All Episodes

Similar Podcasts

射後不理＃爽就好了

咪咪 & 淳淳

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

百靈果 News

Bailingguo News

Old Time Radio Comedy

solgoodmedia.com

The Hard Yarns Podcast

Cameron Branch and Daniel Delby