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CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Prank calls from a weekly live show, with an attempt at original ideas and premises. Hosted by dragonmere and featuring wastedmemory.

comedy improv

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The CORNDOWN pt 87: with Hardy Rawls as Don Wrigley

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2023/05/16

This weeks show contains (at minumum): shoe cleaning. asian treatment. canadian treatment. poor treatment. Hose hookups. Dog retrevials. Lowe’s Hotels. Labeling Holes. Toilet Dice. Reporting crimes to different businesses. Putting hands where the feet go. Oh and there’s basically a advertisment for Panera bread in there too. I left it because I didn’t call any paneras this week. Not because I didn’t notice until I was done with all the other editing. If you live close, you

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The CORNDOWN pt 86: with Dave Thomas as Ben Franklin

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2023/05/16

Uh oh. Bad news. I did such a grood jorb listening to my own show last week that I did a bad job this week. So… I hope it’s good? There’s probably a lot of calls about spiders. There’s been a lot of those lately, so it’s a safe bet. I might get to it eventually. But don’t count on it. Oh also, if you’re at the I LOVE YOU!!! support level and I have your address in Patreon, check your mailbox soon maybe. Don’t get too excited. It’s nothing cool

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The CORNDOWN pt 85: with Dustin Diamond as Samuel...

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2023/05/16

Wow. I actually listen to every call. Because there’s less of them, because on a count of it being to the last call being almost an hour’s long before I edited it. It’s still over a half hour. It’s about riding an elevator, ON DRUGS. So, here’s the tracks in order and the calls other persons did is indicated. I LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU also like always.

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The CORNDOWN pt 84: with Marc Summers as Samuel Austere

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2023/05/16

This show was mostly spiders. It was really fun though. So I hope it’s funny. I never know. I just keep making the calls. Topics include: Grocery Spiders. So many grocery spiders. In a good way. Easy Jobs. Pineapple skins. Employee Blunt. The Smart Person. Drug Screening re: Spiders.

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The CORNDOWN pt 83: with Zach Andrews as LeBron James

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2023/05/16

Fun fact: a good portion of the snapple facts are not true. This show contains Hotel smell. hotel expiration. Hotel eviction. squatter punching. Arby’s odor. food expiration. hotdog trial program. something good. Sesame Connection. pants expiration. ground water. lemonade. sobriety test. purchased goods expiration. Street Numbers. Sexual Time. room 215, adult time stuff. Bathroom smells. fake number. Box Check. Sister Scare Hotel.

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The CORNDOWN pt 82: with Tim Blaney as Johnny Five

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2023/05/16

without drink. Reservations. punch policy. Water products. Customer overtime. Which way does the driveway go? Low butts. gas stains. getting Registered. eelin’. Put it underneath. drive illegally. Friday 13th (Scare my sister). left handed pump OR right handed drive. My Enemies. phone bill. Safe Area from my girlfriend trying to hit me with her car. Raccoon’s Cashews. Last Day Tickle.

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The CORNDOWN pt 81: with Cheech Marin as the voice of...

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2023/05/16

this show was listened to by me already! good job me. It contains; Pants Stain. I’m emotional. Far away, but the same. Same as Omaha. quick pee. a different Arby’s. Arby’s bathroom. Hold my stuff. hold my beer. Hold my Keys. Sobriety Check. Drive thru instructions w/ wasted- 9 minutes. Motorcycle Drive-thru. motorcycle lessons. Pants Cleaning. Kbbles debut! Wash her hands!! Wash My hands, a lot.

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The CORNDOWN pt 80: with Andy Dick as Matthew Brock

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2023/05/16

Hey i listened to this one. I still didn’t do anything with 79. I have failed you. This show contains, well, basically every call is about a blind spot. Bathroom water filter. Nothing scary. blind spot. Shattering windows. shattering windshield. Blind spot Glass (the wasp distraction). Indoor blind spots. quick question: real glass? What are you typing? taking notes. Found a cat. blind spot concussion. graham crackers. operator agent b/w loud children

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The CORNDOWN pt 79: with Anthony Edwards as Harry...

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2023/05/16

Ok so here’s the deal. I didn’t get to listen to this one before uploading, but I did get it uploaded ‘on time’. I INTEND to listen to it tomorrow, and replace this text with my bare-bones description of the calls, but you don’t get to be mad at me if I never do it. I probably will though. But, like, legally, you’re not allowed to be mad. It’s the law.

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The CORNDOWN pt 78: with Stephen Kankole as Young LeBron

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2023/05/16

This was fun. Good calls. INCLUDING: Magicians Allowed. (NOT) Mike Maione The Silly Magician. Checkout Procedures. Marriage Proof. Dollar store drugs. Single Proof. Dollar store register. Window Exit. Window procedure. Hotel Hints. Hotel Procedures. Magician Policies. Broken Leg. Defibrillator. Third Degree Burns. Small Concussion. Parking Policies. Thieving employees. Run Away. Cut Off Toe. Sheet Instructions. Angry Sheet Instructions. Bachelors Magician. Situation with the parkings procedure

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The CORNDOWN pt 77: with Phil Hartman as Gary Young

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2023/05/16

What’s good for the goose is as good for ganders as well. This show contained prank telephone calls. Some of the topics include (but are not limited to): diarrhea symptoms. Edible Items. Light Duties. Apology Opportunities. The person with the piercings. Inappropriate comments. What is theft?? Bathroom Candy. Stick Shift. etc

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The CORNDOWN pt 76: with Sinbad as Kevin Franklin

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2023/05/16

This show starts off REALLY slow for me. Wasted did pretty damn good from the start. The end is worth it though. Some calls may include: Inside/Outside carts. 1 or 2 drivethru windows. Cash or Credit. Providing identification to Dollar General. Filing a bunch of false police reports, and maybe getting trespassed for real. And WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? Adopt a cat?

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The CORNDOWN pt 75: with Jamie Farr as Corporal...

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2023/05/16

We start with a handfull of pretty much entirely failed calls. Icecream Mans. Parkinglot Meeting. Manager Secrets. Secret Message. Do you have honor? Middle finger FREE SPEECH!!! Have a talk with wasted’s friend. Juvenile Raccoon. Diggin holes. Hit a raccoon. Dead raccoon, blood everywhere, double trashbag. Dont get my raccoon in trouble, many times, maybe the raccoon is dead? Dumpster Painting. Raccoon Funeral, a racooneral. Car crashes! Lie to my mom. Re-creational marijuana. Being required

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The CORNDOWN pt 74: The Chickens are Restless

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2023/05/16

Ok so I didn’t get a chance to listen back to this one yet. I hope it’s good. On the up side, I’ve been doing pretty good at uploading calls (you probably already heard) to my youtube page daily. It’s the worst place to listen to me, but the easiest to share! Tell your uncle. http://www.YouTube.com/dragonmere

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The CORNDOWN pt 73: 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56...

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2023/05/16

In this show I’m not difficult. I’m not obsessive. wasted got hit by a car. Im not stealing. A string of birthday calls, be responsible and sobriety checks and birthday secrets. Happy birthday; Sean, Madison, Bailey, Bailey’s Dad, Georgia, Lincoln, Brandon, Brandons Dad, Eddie, Deante, Matt and more. Looking for jumper cables. Plus other things.

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The CORNDOWN pt 72: The time Fabio got hit by a goose...

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2023/05/16

39 calls. Accidental hotel stay. Have you been working here a long time? Hiding spots. A college goof burglary. The type of extension cord you use to beat an outside dog to power my mouse killing machine. Switch my opossum for a raccoon. Raccoon for an opossum. The twizzlers that don’t leave a mark. The secrets of the pumps. Super Mario warp whistle help. Job trial run. Complaints from 3 years ago. Getting physical. Phone calibration. AND MUCH MORE BECAUSE I ONLY FINISHED LISTENING TO THE

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The CORNDOWN pt 71: I cannot live another day without...

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2023/05/16

Oops. I didn’t listen to this before posting, again. But it’s because I had the day off work. So I ended up walking my dog long before I processed this audio, and I usually listen back to it while walking my dog. I think it was raining or some shit last week. Sorry. 33ish calls. 20 min call with wasted getting drive thru instructions. Good shit.

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The CORNDOWN pt 70: that time Sinéad tore up a...

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2023/05/16

Listen. I’ve been doing pretty good at listening to the majority of the show right before I post it, and putting up at least a rough idea of what the calls contain. I am not going to lie to you. I didn’t do it this week. I’m sorry. All 36 calls are here and ready to go, I just didn’t listen to them. There’s probably some stupid hold music or something I didn’t cut out. Don’t tell my mom, please. She would be ashamed of me.

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The CORNDOWN pt 69: pasteurized processed prepared...

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2023/05/16

Lots of calls this week. 45? Relapse incidences information. Feeling nervous. Accidentally buying drugs. Depression food. How does the drive thru work? Lots of going through cars in the parking lot, going through guests rooms, finding concerning stuff. Telling my mom on me. Calling all guests. A little 3 person confusion. Drunk baby. Sneaking alcohol. Hiding places. Hit by a car. Hospital bills. Looking out the window. NOT impersonating the police. AND MORE MAYBE.

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The CORNDOWN pt 68: unsweetened artificially flavored...

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2023/05/16

Whats in these calls? I’m glad you asked. Enraged rodents with a device b/w Which way is east . Trimmings and clippings of the bushes and grass. Dog cremations. Reporting people for hotel food. Dog sitting in the hotel room. Getting a form signed. Dog won’t eat lettuce. Finding drugs in luggage you stole. Tricky drive thru. Lettuce expert. Possibly more. I don’t know.

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