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Ballot with Patrick Gutfield - Where Politics Meets Pop Culture

Political Humor Today"s News / Caloroga Shark Media

In the spirit of The Daily Show, Last Week Tonight, and yes, even those Pod Save America guys, we’re cutting through the chaos of Trump’s second term and the Democrats’ sudden hot streak. From Zohran Mamdani shocking New York to Gavin Newsom redrawing democracy with a kombucha in hand, we’ll break down the biggest stories with sharp humor, a little parody, and zero political homework required. Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and blame the A.I. for the jokes that don’t land.

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7:35

Elon Musk Loves Donald Trump While Donuts Try to Kill...

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2025/02/09

The White House turns into a romantic comedy as Elon Musk declares his love for Trump (while Melania "will be okay with it somehow"). Meanwhile, Trump's trying to start a trade war during a coffee date with Japan's Prime Minister, South African farmers are saying "hard pass" to his rescue mission, and two million toxic donuts are attempting the largest mass breakup with American stomachs in FDA history. The world's gone mad, and Patrick Gutfield's got all the delicious - and possibly contaminated -

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7:43

Trump's Super Bowl Circus: Taylor vs Trump, Fake...

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2025/02/07

Patrick Gutfield dissects Trump's wild Super Bowl week, from his Taylor Swift feud to inventing a fake coaching history with Tommy Tuberville. Plus: Why Dawn Staley can't watch her Eagles thanks to Air Force One, and how Trump's presence at the Super Bowl is making for some awkward conversations in Kansas City.

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5:35

Trump Takes Media to New Heights: From 60 Minutes...

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2025/02/06

Patrick Gutfield rips into Trump's wild week of media attacks, from demanding CBS shut down over edited footage to his plans for a one hundred million dollar White House disco ballroom. Plus: His Press Secretary invents the "grocery pump," and VP JD Vance tries to justify immigration policy with medieval philosophy.

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6:17

Trump's Plans to take over Gaza, obliterate Iran and...

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2025/02/05

Today's absolutely bonkers headlines: Trump leaves instructions to OBLITERATE an entire country if he's taken out (totally normal presidential behavior), the CIA offers to PAY its entire workforce to quit (because who needs spies anyway?), and the Super Bowl becomes a three-ring circus as Trump becomes the first sitting president to attend! Plus: Trump's wild plan to turn Gaza into the "Middle East Riviera" (because what war zone doesn't need a beach club?). Join Patrick Gutfield for the most insane

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5:53

WAFFLE HOUSE EGG CRISIS + Biden's SECRET Hollywood...

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2025/02/04

Our brains are filling up with microplastics faster than a Kardashian's Instagram fills up with sponsored content! Plus, Waffle House adds a surcharge that has breakfast lovers scrambling, and Joe Biden signs with Hollywood's biggest agency - is "The Real Ex-Presidents of D.C." coming to streaming? Patrick Gutfield breaks down these stories and more in today's absolutely not-plastic-free episode. Warning: May contain traces of eggs, reality TV pitches, and concerning scientific developments about

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10:31

Trump Wants Norway's Piggy Bank, Canada Dumps Our...

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2025/02/03

Today's Political Circus: Trump dreams up a trillion-dollar investment fund (with money we don't have), Canadians are hate-drinking local wine, Marco Rubio's running an agency through his mystery friend, Mexico found ten thousand troops behind their couch, and MTG's auditioning to be America's Accent Coach! Host Patrick Gutfield explains why this is basically an episode of reality TV, but with nuclear weapons. Warning: May contain traces of international diplomacy and hurt feelings.

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7:09

NEW TRUMP TARIFFS EXPLAINED: Why Everything From Your...

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2025/02/02

President Trump just declared economic war on our three biggest trading buddies, and your wallet is caught in the crossfire. Here's what's ACTUALLY happening with these massive new tariffs (and why you should buy those avocados NOW):✓ Canada and Mexico hit with twenty-five percent tariffs✓ China gets slapped with ten percent✓ Canadian oil gets special ten percent rate (because apparently freezing in the dark isn't part of the plan)✓ Prices could spike IMMEDIATELY on groceries✓ That new car you've

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6:45

CHAOS ALERT! Trump's Trade War EXPLODES as Canada...

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2025/01/31

The federal government melts down over pronouns in email signatures while Trump plays chicken with our biggest trading partners! Will Canada unleash its "forceful but reasonable" revenge? Did the feds just copy-paste Elon's homework for their buyout plan? Join Patrick Gutfield for a wild ride through today's absolutely bonkers news as we break down how the government is running like a chatbot with a grudge. From mysterious external emails to tariff threats flying faster than a Twitter edit button,

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6:54

Do DOGS want to cancel Daylight Savings Time?

Ballot with Patrick Gutfield - Where Politics Meets... ·

2025/01/30

Look, there's nothing funny about a plane crash so we decided to talk about something else.Dogs may have a case for getting rid of Daylight Savings TimeTrump is using too many words, and wants to end NYC's congestion pricing.Netflix is rebooting Little House on the Prarie.

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7:19

RFK Jr.'s WILD Senate Hearing & The Great Gulf Coast...

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2025/01/29

Robert F Kennedy Jr. gets grilled harder than imported shrimp as he tries convincing senators he's not anti-vaccine, while restaurants across the Gulf Coast are caught serving up seafood lies! Plus, we've got Paul Pelosi making thirty-eight million dollars disappear faster than his wife can say "I know nothing about those trades!" It's an all-you-can-eat buffet of political shenanigans and seafood switcheroos!Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any

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6:54

Material Girl Goes Standup, Google Cancels Mexico,...

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2025/01/28

CHAOS ALERT: Madonna storms comedy club for surprise Trump jokes while Google Maps tries to erase Mexico from its app! But that's not even the craziest news of the day - wait until you hear about France's new AI that thinks cows lay eggs and can calculate the square root of a goat. Plus, the Doomsday Clock just moved closer to midnight, because apparently we needed MORE anxiety this week. And in totally unrelated news, companies are now speed-running how fast they can fire Gen Z employees. Is this

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8:59

DeepSeek: The $6M AI That's Making Silicon Valley SWEAT

Ballot with Patrick Gutfield - Where Politics Meets... ·

2025/01/27

How a $6M Chinese AI Just Crashed America's Trillion-Dollar Tech PartyMove over Silicon Valley - there's a new AI in town that just did with six million dollars what American tech giants are spending a trillion to achieve. Tonight, we're diving into how DeepSeek, a Chinese company you've never heard of, sent Nvidia's stock tumbling faster than a tech bro's Patagonia vest collection. Plus, Trump's plan to save American AI involves... checks notes... something called "Stargate." Seriously. And

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7:09

Trump's Coffee Crisis: How His Colombia Tariffs Could...

Ballot with Patrick Gutfield - Where Politics Meets... ·

2025/01/27

Join host Patrick Gutfield for a satirical take on Trump's twenty-five percent tariffs on Colombian goods, threatening America's coffee supply, plus his unusual fixation on Greenland's military defenses and controversial Gaza relocation plans. We'll also dive into the Cyrus family drama as Billy Ray's Trump inauguration performance strikes a sour noteUnlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner

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6:17

The Art of the Declassify Deal

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2025/01/24

Trump opens up the JFK files like they're his tax returns, Biden's farewell letter turns out nicer than his Twitter replies, and China builds a sun because apparently global warming wasn't enough. Plus: Trump discovers crypto, proving you can teach an old dog new digital tricks. Patrick Gutfield examines history, hidden files, and artificial heat waves in tonight's look at the headlines that make you wonder if reality needs a fact-checker.Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark

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4:56

Trump's Real Estate Empire Dreams: From Panama Canal...

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2025/01/23

Join Patrick Gutfield as he unpacks Trump's ambitious territorial wishlist, from trying to reclaim the Panama Canal to making another bid for Greenland. Plus, Mexican President Sheinbaum's diplomatic shade-throwing and Piers Morgan's bold prediction about Trump winning a Nobel Peace Prize. A satirical look at international relations, territorial disputes, and the art of diplomatic renaming – featuring updates from Northern Montana, Southern Texas, the Gulf of America, and the American Ocean

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6:02

Trump's Hollywood Takeover, Meta's Forced Follows,...

Ballot with Patrick Gutfield - Where Politics Meets... ·

2025/01/22

Join Patrick Gutfield for a satirical take on the day's biggest political stories, including Trump's surprising Hollywood ambassador appointments, Meta's mysterious automatic follows of the Trump administration, and the new Department of Government Efficiency's meme-worthy website. In this episode, Gutfield unpacks Elon Musk's controversial inauguration gesture, Stallone, Gibson, and Voight's new roles in entertainment policy, and the unexpected transformation of government websites. From social

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7:31

Trump Returns to Power: Inaugural Plans Include...

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2025/01/21

Donald Trump's historic return to the presidency features promises to rename the Gulf of Mexico, seize the Panama Canal, and plans for mass January sixth pardons. Meanwhile, outgoing President Biden issued surprise pardons to five family members minutes before leaving office. The inauguration ceremony, moved indoors to the Capitol Rotunda, saw VIPs relegated to overflow rooms while Trump, now the oldest president ever inaugurated at seventy-eight, wrapped up by describing First Lady Melania's battle

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5:24

Trump's Indoor Inauguration, TikTok Drama, and Crypto...

Ballot with Patrick Gutfield - Where Politics Meets... ·

2025/01/20

Join host Patrick Gutfield for a comedic take on today's biggest political stories. Watch as we break down Trump's last-minute indoor inauguration plans, his surprising TikTok save, and the launch of Trump cryptocurrency that has Wall Street scratching their heads. Plus, get ready for a flurry of executive orders that could reshape America as we know it.Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the

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9:13

What Time Is Trump's Inauguration? The guest list,...

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2025/01/17

A comprehensive guide to Trump's presidential comeback celebration: featuring performances by Carrie Underwood, The Village People, and Kid Rock, spanning four days of ceremonies and celebrations. Details the complete inaugural schedule, surprise musical guests, and Congress's constitutional authority regarding presidential qualifications. Includes exclusive details about three inaugural balls and the MAGA Victory Rally at Capital One Arena.Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark

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4:53

Trump's Drama, Gaza Peace, and Stephen A.'s Political...

Ballot with Patrick Gutfield - Where Politics Meets... ·

2025/01/16

A comedic take on Trump's late-night Twitter rage against Seth Meyers, the historic Israel-Hamas ceasefire deal starring Steve 'Who?' Witkoff, Biden's 'Is that a joke?' moment, and ESPN's Stephen A. Smith regretting his Harris vote. Plus, Trump's inauguration guest list featuring everyone who's ever had a YouTube channel."

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