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Emergency Pants Podcast

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When life gives you lemons, you put on your emergency pants.

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Episode 26: I couldn’t bear to do it.

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/01/07

Welcome to Episode 26, with 50% more Tony! (The picture above is not Tony) In this episode we discuss: The joys of belligerant drunks The Transformers (the robots, not the electrical devices or sex acts) 80s cartoons Teacher rape (or the lack thereof) And more!

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Episode 25: Amazing Commercial Extravaganza 2:...

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2009/01/02

We're back with a bonus episode this week: The exciting conclusion of the Emergency Pants Amazing Commercial Extravaganza - IN COLOR!

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Episode 24: Amazing Commercial Extravaganza, Part 1

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2008/12/31

Episode 25 explores Bridget's and my love for shitty commercials. We're also lucky enough to have a listener-submitted photo from Laura and DJ. We cover a lot of our favorite bad commercials in this episode, plus the benefits of having a fort, and our best and worst Christmases!

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Episode 23: We Talked About A Lot Of Crap

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2008/12/17

Episode 23 covers a lot of ground, so we'll get right into the nitty gritty: Snow sucks - it's confirmed and documented. Bridget's mom is not the best CSR. The first recorded trans-atlantic junk-food swap. Mean Pharmacy Lady. Nobody has time for REO Speedwagon. Burnout. The worst joke in the world

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Episode 22: Emergency Trousers

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2008/12/10

Episode 22 takes us across the pond (via the interwebs) to talk with our special guest, MrXStitch! We discuss the differences between British and American culture. And by "culture" we mean "swear words." Also covered, conkers, and the ridiculousness that is snuggies.

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Episode 21 – An Act of Contrition

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2008/11/26

In Episode 21, we shine the harsh light of truth on our pasts, and atone for the bad things we did. And, by "atone," I mean "tell you about and laugh at." We cover such scintillating sins as: Theft Medical fetishes Lying and Jedi Mind Tricks

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Episode 20: It burns

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2008/11/19

Episode 20 is all about embarrassment. Hear such harrowing tales as: The Wrong Party! I Thought You Hung Up! Grab-Ass - For Real This Time! Gingerbread Latte of Doom!

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Episode 19 – Hookers and Blow

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2008/11/12

Episode 19: We review our feedback from the ladies at Grits to Glitz, who gave us a shout-out on their latest episode, and a discussion about Shane's prostitute friend. Also: People are incapable of determining if they're having an actual emergency Vampire stories and Twilight Sticky accents Goodbye, Mars Lander!

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Episode 18 – The President is Near?

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2008/11/05

Episode 18 kicks off with election coverage, and we find out what's wrong with America today. Bridget enjoys some hot latte action courtesy of Starbuck's new friendliness program, and we discuss how it's hard out there for a geek.

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Episode 17 – We made it to episode 17!

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2008/10/29

Episode 16 is hot off the presses! In this issue: Minneapolis vs. St. Paul The Smoking Gun TV has funny educational films, including "Easy To Get" - Army's training video about how not to get gonorrhea - NSFW! Bridget has hot Twitter friends Skittle jackets are not hiphop Commercials encourage lying Download it now: Episode 17

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Episode 16 is All Up Inz

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2008/10/22

We managed to whip Skype into a bloody submission this evening, so here's another episode for you all. We detail the scandalous stealing of political signs from Bridget's mom, the wonders of GPS, Subversive arts and crafts, Human Resources, Tony, and childish insults. Shout outs to Mr. Xstitch, and a shitload of etsy stores

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“It Is Better To Lose a Good Friend Than a Good Jest.”

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2008/10/08

In this episode we cover ass cheese, comedy gold at McDonald's, Heroes Suckfest, and REO Speedwagon. Also covered: How's It Made, and your uvula is showing, and Subversive Cross Stitch. Shout outs: VSC, Mooosh, Ruby42, and of course, Beefranck.

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Episode 14: I Need a Montage!

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2008/10/02

Who doesn’t need a montage? In this episode, we discuss the things in life in which we would like to be sped fast-forward through, a la the movie montage. Other things you will find interesting in this podcast: Bridget’s awesome doctor Shane’s fascination with Bridget’s awesome doctor Nerd Lovin’ Something horrible in the bubble … Continue reading »

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Episode 13: A New Hope

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2008/09/19

After a massive, massive hiatus, Emergency Pants is back with a brand new edition. We're rollin' in our 5.0, with the ragtop down, so our hair can blow. In this week's episode, we discuss the virtues of San Diego and San Francisco, and smutty dime-novel shops. Bridget and Shane relate heart-wrenching stories of visits to grandma's house, bullies, and floods. Also: Smurf names, sexual harrassment training, and the elusive Prius is spotted in the wild. Download it here: Episode-13

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Teeny Tiny Hiatus

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2008/08/30

Due to my testing requirements over the last couple of weeks, and Bridget's vacay next week, we won't have an awesome podcast for you to listen to until the second week of September. I know, it sucks. We enjoy making them just as much as you enjoy listening to them. Read the rest of the article for helpful hints on overcoming your boredom until then!

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Listener Pictures: The Nastiest Chair In the World

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2008/08/18

Ian has kindly sent in pictures of the chair of our co-worker, mentioned in Episode 11. This chair's owner is the Toilet Whisperer.

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Commit To Be (Sh)it!

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2008/08/16

Commit! Commit! Commit to be shit! Be! Shitgressive! B-E shitgressive! So, Episode 12 is in the can (quite literally). It picks up where 11 left off, with the EP crew being joined again by Tony** to discuss matters of great importance. Tony also teaches us the game "Species or Sex Act?" which proves to be a great time.

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Episode 11: Rhymes With “Jader Toe’s”

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2008/08/14

Episode 11 is released unto an unsuspecting public! In this week's episode we discuss the luxuries of a certain supermarket, the virtues of sushi and piercings, and completely fail at not talking about poop once again. And Tony** joins us again!

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Dear Sir: Bite me. In conclusion…

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2008/08/12

Shane and I discussed the short but sweet text in the angry letter he once helped me compose in episode 9. It makes me laugh, therefore, I stitched it onto fabric. See the post to craftster here.

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LaMont, You Stupid Motherfucker!

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2008/08/07

Episode 10's content was recorded along with Episode 9's, however due to length we had to break 'em apart (that's what she said). I was going to wait a few days to let Ep 9 sink in good and deep, but this stuff is just too funny to sit on (that's what she said). Enjoy Episode 10, in which we discuss archaic terms for punishment, license plates, cat balls, and horse jizz.

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