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Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more. “Nothing is off limits and everything is funny”

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All Episodes

104:05

108: E-40 Raised Me

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/12/24

It’s been a rough week. The vaccine is here, register your sons for a draft?? Some breaking news in really old cases, and the best verzuz yet. Take care of your mental health, some funny work stories and cool things to watch. This week’s tv recommendations are: Alabama Snake Murder on Middle Beach The BeeGees doc On The Record The Surgeon’s Cut Room 1028 Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over

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94:13

107: I Choose Violence

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/12/10

Don’t eat the McRib. Kids say the darndest things. Pata Fria chose comfort, LOCK UP YOUR GUNS, now isn’t the time to travel and beware of secret envy. This week’s tv recommendation is The Occupant on Netflix. Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG:

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106:26

106: Dessert Eggs

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/12/04

It’s been a CRAZY week. Irish cream is back, our families aren’t doing well, the covid vaccine is coming. Let’s read more books, weird new citizenship requirements, listener questions and cool things to watch while inside. This week’s tv recommendations are: Hillbilly Elegy The Kindergarten Teacher Kennedy Assassination doc Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount

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96:55

105: Beautiful

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/11/26

Xmas is here, let the decorating begin! Covid scares, crazy soup and a platform shoe. Astral projection, helping our communities and cold raviolis. This week’s tv recommendations are: The Art of Racing In The Rain Game of Thrones and Antebellum Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!

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112:49

104: And Altso

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/11/19

Rainy days, xmas decorations and cat capes. Independent women jumping batteries, covid is acting up again, don’t be materialistic. Discrimination, mental health talk and tons of listener write ins!! Enjoy Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG:

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109:20

103: Vocal Dancing

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/11/13

New car, new president, cold weather and the holidays are now upon us. A really uncomfortable revelation and tons of great listener write ins! This weeks tv recommendations are: I Was A Child Bride ; The Untold Story (hulu) The Queen’s Gambit (netflix) Frank Sinatra doc (netflix) A Teacher (hulu) Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com

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80:26

102: Bisexual Criminal

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/11/05

It’s election day and we’re stressed. Halloween, nightmares and menopause. Mysterious medical records, men hitting women, dark humor and managing anger. Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at:

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75:40

101: We're Barbers

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/10/29

Menopause, haircuts and skywriting. Don’t bully your kids, watch out for pipe bombs and always check the walls. Interesting groups, childhood weirdness, we got it all. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU VOTE!!! This week’s tv recommendations are: Borat Subsequent Moviefilm and revisiting Nurse Jackie. Join our Patreon! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com Don’t forget to subscribe/rate/review xoxo

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85:34

100: You Better Not Suck It

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/10/22

It’s our 100th episode!! Please make sure you vote like your life depends on it, if you find money keep it, can we lean more towards home remedies? Cleaning house and plant studies, keep an eye out for all things spooky. Tv recommendations for this week are: Endless, Beautiful Boy and Lovecraft Country. Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s

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71:31

99: Save The Mexican Pizza

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/10/15

Post office drama, phone overboard, trigger warnings are important and what is the electoral vote! Raccoon babies have arrived, catfish is staged, Saturday is World Mental Health Day. This week’s tv recommendations are: Waves I Met The Devil Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com

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109:36

98: Mrs. Buttersworth

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/10/08

Beware of guitar picks, Dottie is happy, baby and Carolyn are getting sassy. Halloween is cancelled, PLEASE make sure you vote. *Trigger warning: domestic abuse is discussed* This week’s tv recommendations are American Murder: The Family Next Door, The Eddy, and The Getaway. Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our

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102:54

97: Don’t Scream In The Bank

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/10/01

We’re back! Hospital nightmares, no skin checks, vaginas do bleach panties. Monitor your kid’s zoom messages and don’t scream in the bank. Ratched is this week’s tv recommendation. Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us

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103:27

96: Nose Stink

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/09/17

Our new baby is here!! The rough ride is finally over, Crystal is healing with a frustrating new side effect, please wash yourself thoroughly before receiving a service. We can’t hang out with problematic celebrities and as a rule, let’s continue learning and becoming a better you every year. Queen & Slim is this week’s tv recommendation. Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to

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74:02

95: Can You Even Fit Your Fingers In There?

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/09/10

Today’s the big day! Taco Bell KEEPS breaking our heart, Crystal is experiencing some interesting nasal changes, we share secrets on this podcast. Celebrity disappointments, the fires are consuming A LOT, please don’t ejaculate your pets. This week’s tv recommendations are The King of Staten Island and Married At First Sight. Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount

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116:34

94: Poop Knife

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/09/03

Crystal updates us on her surgery while Pata Fria prepares for hers. Family drama, lots of bullsh*tting on OF, an injured testicle. A funny work story, a listener write-in, and you’ll never look at butter knives the same. This week’s tv recommendations are In The Dark, 1BR, Married At First Sight, Steel Magnolias and Fried Green Tomatoes. Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and

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81:12

93: Vaginal Preservation

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/08/27

Crystal is nervous about surgery and guys are really gross. Our air quality is awful and depression is on the rise. Kittens are available! vaginas weren't made for men and please use extreme care when introducing step-parents into your family. I May Destroy You, Perry Mason and The Rain are this week's tv suggestions. Stay safe and don't forget to subscribe! Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at:

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126:38

92: I'm A Receipt Keeping Bitch

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/08/20

This week we’re celebrating Crystal’s birthday, playing matchmaker and calling out bullshit. Unexpected places to blow off steam, listener write-ins and probably the worst birthing story you’ve ever heard. Stay cool, stay safe and subscribe xo Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com

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118:44

91: Ghosts Are Assholes

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/08/14

Waking up to some bad news, Crystal is Snow White in her dreams and don't ever question what someone else is purchasing. Fruit cocktail is tied to some uncomfortable memories, new paranormal things are happening and micro penises are more common than you think. Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!

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111:22

90: The Spence Stinkies

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/08/06

Crystal is dressed like The Ultimate Warrior, Pata Fria is having contractions. Wear clean underwear for your medical procedures. Don’t have strangers text your kids, if you want Dottie or Crystal’s attention use cheese. Pregnancy really causes some unexpected surprises and body modifications have reached shocking new levels. Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com

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98:29

89: Maybe Don’t Eat Canned Meat

Hello Dysfunction ·

2020/07/30

Welcome back...some babies have arrived, court went well, cats cast spells, watch out for things sucking your feet! Check expiration dates everywhere, don’t joke about anyone’s trauma, utilize social media now more than ever and bring back products from the 80s! Check out our sponsor! BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO

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