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Jonesy

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it"s only Florida.

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00:19:45

Did you buy crack from the Florida police in the...

Weird AF News ·

2024/12/13

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman goes crazy for not getting sauce in Raising Cane's restaurant. Florida woman caught with a golden gun at Australian airport. Florida county police erase convictions for anyone that bought their crack in the 90's. Floridaman arrested for slapping his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:18:25

More Texas Vs. Sex Toys on the way. Whale swims 8,106...

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2024/12/12

Scientists Create Lickable VR Device That Lets You Taste Foods Through Your TV. Love-struck male humpback whale swims record-breaking 3 oceans, 8,106 miles for sex. Proposed law bans drugstore sex toy sales in Texas. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:14:33

Police find garden gnome made entirely of MDMA....

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2024/12/11

Police find 2 kilogram garden gnome made entirely of MDMA. Italian nun arrested over links to powerful mafia network. Drinking Coffee Can Add Years to Your Lifespan. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:19:53

Offensive term "offender" replaced with "justice...

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2024/12/10

AI-generated version of Jesus Christ in church confessional booth draws controversy. Miller High Life releases dive bar cologne — and it’s already selling out. New Illinois law replaces the term ‘offender’ with ‘justice impacted individuals’ in Illinois Crime Reduction Act. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website

00:18:08

Pet crocodile dies after thrown into snow during an...

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2024/12/09

Shoplifter arrested for shoplifting during Walmart's Shop with a Cop holiday event. Pet crocodile dies after being tossed into Alaska snow during argument between brothers over anime. Ancient Barbarians Took Drugs Before Battle, Sniffing Spoons Suggest. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and

00:20:41

Naked Floridaman with pot and sex toys in a school on...

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2024/12/06

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Floridaman had sex toys, pot at elementary school on Thanksgiving. Floridaman Shoots Neighbor on Thanksgiving in Music Dispute. Florida Woman being transported to hospital jumps out of ambulance while wearing scrubs and vanishes. Florida Introduces Bill to Ban 'Weather Modification'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check

00:26:19

Spanking women with a cow horn is part of a German...

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2024/12/05

Grandma Stabs Family During Thanksgiving Day Argument. German island to end ritual of spanking women with cow horn. Village People Singer denies song, Y.M.C.A., is a Gay Anthem and threatens to sue if you say so. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:20:12

Sex workers in Belgium get benefits and a pension....

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2024/12/04

A new Belgium law gives sex workers contracts, benefits and safety protection. Man jumps out of roller coaster so he doesn't die in that roller coaster. Scientists baffled as orcas seem to revive an 80s trend: dead salmon hats. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:30:31

Meth-soaked cow onesie on a flight leads to arrest of...

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2024/12/03

Man arrested after trying to smuggle meth-soaked cow onesie on flight to Australia. Georgia mother arrested after child walks less than a mile from their home. Luxury cruise line passengers set for Antarctica have gone on a hunger strike over engine failure. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com

00:20:36

Cocaine and chickens shut down a Wisconsin bar. Man...

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2024/12/02

Wisconsin bar shut down after chickens and cocaine found inside. Pastor fights off axe-wielding man attempting to burglarize church on Thanksgiving. Chinese man sends $550K & family’s life savings to streamer so she’d call him “bro”. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host

00:19:41

Floridaman knocks out roommate with a chair in...

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2024/11/30

FLORIDA FIRDAY - Floridaman uses chair to knock out roommate in dispute over feeding cats. Florida TikTok influencer recorded herself shoplifting from Target and posted it. Florida mom McShoots her Florida daughter. Florida man survives killer bee attack while trimming trees. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website

00:20:35

Drug dealers market "Woke Coke" as ethically sourced....

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2024/11/27

'Woke coke': Drug dealers marketing 'ethically sourced' cocaine. Indonesian Man Discovers Wife, Whom He Married After A Year, Is A Cross-Dressing Man. Colorado school bus driver dismissed after leaving 40 kids at wrong stop in freezing temperatures. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and

00:20:52

Mad scientists create the world's thinnest spaghetti...

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2024/11/26

Scientists have created the world's thinnest spaghetti but it's not for eating. South Korean soldier convicted of dodging draft by binge eating. Italian village offers $1 homes to Americans upset by the US election result. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:20:24

Idiot buys banana duct taped to a wall for $6million...

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2024/11/25

Indian man awakes on funeral pyre after doctors declared him totally dead but he totally wasn't. Crypto Bro dummy who spent $6.2 million on banana duct-taped to wall says he's going to eat it. Smuggler arrested with 320 tarantulas and 110 centipedes strapped to his body like a maniac. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official

00:21:45

Floridaman squirts mystery liquid on girls' butts at...

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2024/11/22

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested after throwing spaghetti at his wife. Florida woman threatens entire family with a pink taser. Florida husband arrested after ‘Bible thumper’ wife pours out his rum. Syringe-wielding Florida man arrested for spraying mystery liquid on girls' butts at Ross discount store. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ -

00:17:24

Woman kidnaps boy, then abandons him after...

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2024/11/22

Drug Dealers Busted After Forgetting Big Bag of 'Special K' on Train, Asked Station Staff for Help Tracking It Down. Woman abducts boy then abandons him after discovering his religion. Norwegian fisherman accidentally caught a US submarine in his nets. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and

00:22:17

Tourists fighting as gladiators in the Colosseum...

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2024/11/21

Tourists will dress up and ‘fight’ at the Colosseum – and Romans are furious. Google AI chatbot responds with a threatening message: "Human … Please die." Don’t sit on the toilet for more than 10 minutes, doctors warn. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:20:23

Family strangles brother with a rope for bringing...

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2024/11/19

Indian Man Killed By His Brothers For Bringing Chicken Home to a Party. 24 hour pizza vending machines debut in Michigan but is it tasty? Cigarette Smuggler Caught Trying to Cross River Disguised as a Water Plant. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:18:46

Men attack luxury cars in a bear costume for fake...

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2024/11/18

Texas medical school ordered to stop liquefying bodies after using them for training. Person dressed in a bear costume to fake attacks on cars for insurance payout. Australians asked to chart their farts by government for research. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:19:55

Human head found on a popular Florida beach....

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2024/11/15

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman stabs brother in the neck for talking over the stove while cooking. Human head is found on a Florida beach. Floridaman commited lewd acts underneath elderly woman's home. Spirit Airlines flight from Fort Lauderdale to Haiti diverted to Dominican Republic after being struck by gunfire. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ -

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