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The Otis Advisory

Pat Fant aka Uncle Otis

HIGH VELOCITY HOOT from Universal Foolishness: Original News Cartoons as short-form podcasts. Dump you old Think Tank and wade into these guilt-free waters with Tio Otis - finishing off political correctness for a grateful nation. Slower listeners keep right>>>>

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00:02:42

46 - Row Vs. Wade

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/10/20

Our salty scholars have unfigured out the difference between row vs. wade. It’s not that hard. When you’re wanting to school with the wild tuna, some just like to get right in the boat. They’ll row for hours if they have to, but it’s never that far to get there. Other guys just like to wade around in it for hours, sometimes all the way up to their neck. Hell making mud pies is more complicated than this. But remember, you can’t make mud pies on the moon. Their little mud pie bodies can’t survive in

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00:03:05

45 - Reform School Dropout

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/09/09

In the light from burning tires you'll look your best in Reform School gear from Universal Foolishness. Step aside bed wetters! Dropouts coming through! Hear further instructions in a secret coded message inside this podcast. Slower listeners keep right>>> Unmask and win!

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00:03:06

44 - Beer For Ballots

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/08/26

Uncle Otis and the scholars at the Bait Camp Think Tank have an easy way to understand MAIL-IN BALLOTS - just think of them like suppositories. They're not that different. So take the 3-minute podcast vacation and join in the pageantry: Uncleotis.net

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00:03:20

43 - Hide Your Stuff

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/08/18

With the threat of "total liberation" headed your way, some are starting now to prepare. Find some dirt; learn to use a shovel. Once everything is free, nothing has value. This new report from the Uncle Otis Bait Camp & Think Tank may smell of fish, but it offers thoughtful guidance for a post-modern world. Or at the very least, some funny BS to make you think again about how bad you really want a revolution at your house. "You bought it - you eat it," said the salesman.

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00:03:26

42 - Rent Your Shoes

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/08/11

If you don't want to start Renting-Your-Shoes in the New America, then get a whiff of what's in this little bait bucket. It's another luxury podcast from Cultural Observer and widely ignored Southern intellectual Uncle Otis. Push button. Get Otis.

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00:03:07

41 - Roy Rogers Effect

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/08/04

Clear-eyed and right-thinking, Roy Rogers is now reclaiming his time right here with Uncle Otis, Senior Fellow at Galveston Island's BAIT CAMP & THINK TANK. Enjoy this latest luxury podcast from The Masterpiece Collection - then order your yard sign.

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00:03:19

40 -Star Juarez: Battle Of The Beans

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/07/20

Offended by Beans – a scholarly study from The Uncle Otis Think Tank: Buying the wrong beans could mean a moderate to severe ass whipping in the grocery store parking lot. Your beans say a lot about you in the New America (and Mama was worried she didn’t raise you right!) Push Button. Get Otis. Wash Hands. A new podcast for people with their lights on!

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00:03:06

39 - Hand Sanitizer 500

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/07/10

You remember running behind the mosquito fogging truck when you were little? Well, this is kinda like that. You can survive anything, even political satire, if you can hold your nose long enough. So wade into the guilt-free waters of the Bait Camp Think Tank while you enjoy this 2 minute break from THINKING RIGHT!

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00:02:43

38 - President Elect Cortez

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/07/02

"What if a naive little podcast could actually see into the future? Eyeopening, no? Hear the audio cartoonists at the Bait Camp Think Tank offer this alternative vision of post-election season. Scary, but since "the pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handle" (B. Zimmerman) everything's on the table. Push Button. Get Otis. Wash hands.

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00:02:48

37 - Beer & Bulbs

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/06/24

The Bait Camp Think Tank found a few more floaters for you. Attention investors - here's your deconstructed view of the the coming post-nuclear economy. You can call the Internet all you like never get a lick of this. Get the podcast you deserve. Push button. Get Otis. Wash hands.

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00:02:43

36 - Bad Medicine Smackdown

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/06/13

Street justice is now served open-faced, so you better be pulling for the right team or else. So much to apologize for - so little time! The Uncle Otis Bait Camp Think Tank is here to help. Remember, Santa don't come to the county lock up! Push button. Get Otis. Wash hands.

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00:03:02

35 - Joe's Fight Recorder

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/06/05

Black Box flight data recorder recovered from the crash site of the Joe campaign sent to Uncle Otis Think Tank for full analysis. Preliminary findings show campaign losing altitude during entire basement period. Navigation was completely disabled explains why no one ever knew where they were. Take the 2-minute podcast vacation. Push Button. Get Otis. Wash Hands. uncleotis.net

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00:03:19

34 - Commencement Address

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/05/29

It's a Commencement Address they'll never forget. Who let this happen? Audio Cartoonist and widely-ignored Southern intellectual Uncle Otis tunes up new grads with some bait-camp-grounded advice for the good life. Push button. Get Otis. Wash hands.

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00:02:28

33 - Lock Down 2020 - Obituary

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/05/20

Inspired by true events! .Get ready to wrap those trees in all that extra toilet paper! Lock Down 2020 is in the history books. Push for mass bankruptcy nearly succeeds, then WOKE happened! Get the podcast you deserve: Push Button. Get Otis. Wash Hands.

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00:02:24

32 - Corona Downs 2020

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/05/13

You want Artificial Intelligence? You've found it. Here's "Bait Camp Science" at play as the Uncle Otis Radio Think Tank takes on the Race to Recovery at Corona Downs 2020. If you can still fog a mirror, this podcast is for you. Push Button. Get Otis. Wash Hands.

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00:03:04

30 - ALL CAPS

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/04/29

Thanks for joining in the pageantry of the Uncle Otis Radio Think Tank, your coach-class ticket to the unknown. Is it a podcast, or an audio cartoon? No matter, you'll enjoy annoying the whole family by playing one of these while they're all locked up together. Now, while everybody's thinking about important science stuff, Uncle Otis reports that the correct people have just discovered a little part in the brain that controls whether you write something in ALL CAPS or not. If you really cared,

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00:02:23

29 - TX Crude Meets Gas Station Sushi

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/04/22

Widely ignored Southern intellectual forms elite Think Tank, releases first key finding to relieve global OIL CRISIS. Take a 2-minute podcast vacation from political correctness. Push button. Get Otis.

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00:02:44

28 - Personal Apology

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/04/16

And you thought Hammer Time was just Happy Hour! Take the 2-minute podcast vacation and plug into the Southern Zeitgeist with Audio Cartoonist Uncle Otis. Then, request your Personal Apology, suitable for framing. Push Button. Get Otis.

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00:02:31

27 - The Easter Bat

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/04/07

One day, in a far away place called Wet Town, there came a shy little bat along with a very big "Ooops." Now, the cat that normally does Easter is sidelined for the season. Say hello to the Easter Bat! So sorry - all from the bothered mind of Uncle Otis, widely ignored Southern intellectual.

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00:02:46

26 - Impeach The Virus - The Quickening

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/04/01

Take a 2-min podcast vacation with Uncle Otis. Soon, somebody you don’t know, and haven’t personally washed, will once again be making you a cocktail and handing it to you -- right before your eyes. You'll down it and order another. That, and waking up to toilet-paper-wrapped trees, will be the sign that this is finally over.

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