SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K

We're only eight episodes in, and we've already discovered MST3K's dirty little secret -- a lot of mid-80s porn directors. Enjoy us trying to find things to say about one of our favorite episodes. Then, go play a rousing game of "Mila Pyuma!" in the pool. BTW, MiMi and Jeff manage to make their honeymoon sound super creepy.Host segments: Getting a Riff Fix, Passive-Aggressive Uncle Jimmy's, Jeff Old-Mansplains Non-Smoking Sections to Us, Conveniently Forgotten Incest, MiMi and Jeff's Creepy

Up front, we'll let you know that this episode is a pack of lies. We discussed the mystery of 8 inches of penis extensively, but Joe didn't think you needed to hear that and cut it out. The rest of the episode is pretty good, though. We discuss Zombie Nightmare with as much aplomb as you can without talking about 8 inches of penis. Also, we're interrupted by a teenager and goes about as well as you can imagine.Host segments:The tastiest zombie (cocktail), Jeff tells us the thing about the 80s, What

Oof. This was a tough one. But we endured. Host segments: FUCK that guy!, The Pleasure Chamber, Marble-Gargling Sluts, Do Robots Need Humans?, Gay Porn Directors and the Angry Dome

To watch the MST3K Hamlet episode, or not to watch the MST3K Hamlet episode -- that was the question. And we did. So, that's the answer. In this episode we discuss how Pearl and Brain Guy managed to dupe Mike and the Bots into watching one of the worst versions of one of the greatest dramas ever. Devori tries not to get too pretentious, Jeff screams obscenities, MiMi does her best German accent, and Joe just tries to wrangle us all.Host Segments: We try prestige podcasting, Jeff Smith: Rum Runner,

Sometimes, it's tough meeting new people. This was not the case for us with MST3K: The Return, however. Host segments: fears assuaged, duelling Reptilicii, Dirch Passer's School of Comedic Engineering, the Copehagen folk dancing scene, Joe and Jeff give horrible dating advice.

Will Jimmy pay for his crimes? Why does he lie so much? Where did all that booze come from? And, for the love of God, won't somebody think of the Truck Farmer? We're accusing everyone this time -- especially your parents.Host Segments: Judge IMDb, Dirty Alton Brown's Mixing Methods, Six Degrees of Jimmy, Sexy Joel, MST3K Marxism, What is the deal with Shirley?, Jimmy's Kampf, I Accuse My Mitchell!

Why would anyone want to do this with Mitchell? Well - we did. But we didn't like it.Host Segments: Merlin Olsen Ennui, Dune Buggy Deaths, CSI: Mitchell, Gypsy Rig, Final Thought: Mitchell is: Kids with Ass-Cancer

This is the first episode of our Mystery Science Theater 3000 Podcast in which we discuss The Brain That Wouldn't Die. This episode is /mostly/ SFW with just a little colorful language.Host Segments: How did YOU meet MST3K?, sleazy doctors, patriarchy and dismemberment, Riff MVP.