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Umpire Pants

Are umpire pants the best pants ever? Mary says yes, her son Bill says no. They also argue about almost everything else.

comedy

All Episodes

01:08:46

Episode 15: Podcast beef

Umpire Pants ·

2017/11/27

umpirepantspod@gmail.com @umpirepants We should do a live episode, old business, podcast listeners, Mary remembers Denzel Washington movies, Beta VCR, Bob Odenkirk, Mary doesn't like most standup comics, Richard Pryor, Geico commercial of the week, leaf cutter ants and toilet frogs, Mary doesn't like most podcasts, George Navarro, grabbing the mic, old household parts, starting fluid, Ernst, hardware stores, Zoots, speaking Spanish, getting podcast listeners, Doughboys, Costa Rica

en

01:02:48

Episode 14: Laundry port

Umpire Pants ·

2017/11/20

umpirepantspod@gmail.com @umpirepants What time is it?, Mary didn't eat dinner again, things, election day, Mary is an entrepreneur, Vera, stats, toads and frogs, snow, Larry King, umpire pants, wasps and ants, groin, Bill's story doesn't add up, hey dummy, superglue, juggalos/deadheads, allegedly, Simon the cat, callbacks, new crown, earrings

en

00:55:10

Episode 13: Seen your buddy

Umpire Pants ·

2017/11/13

umpirepantspod@gmail.com @umpirepants Halloween and Thanksgiving, family sayings, Nicholas Cage, roadrunner tattoo, Canada, trashy plants, bees, how to kill leaf cutter ants, social media tips, burps, strong Mary, Costa Rica updates

en

00:54:50

Episode 12: Common toilet frog

Umpire Pants ·

2017/11/06

Our first remote epsiode Mary and Kelley are in Costa Rica, toilet frogs, real meat, the lowest form of food, working on cars, no Tina Fey update, SpaghettiOs, S-10 stories, cops, changing tires, Mary is hogging the mic, Twitter, scary Costa Rica things, everything goes to hell, Trunk or Treat,

en

00:59:20

Episode 11: Pounded meat

Umpire Pants ·

2017/10/30

umpirepantspod@gmail.com @umpirepants http://hostesscakes.com/products Mary glued her fingers to a tube of superglue, Kelley is here, Tina Fey part 3, bad food names, out of the will, Nebraska, Kelley's hint list, Easter scavenger hunt

en

01:02:11

Episode 10: Pie Judge

Umpire Pants ·

2017/10/23

umpirepantspod@gmail.com @umpirepants We've made it to double digits, Anthony Bourdain and Tina Fey part 2, Simon the giant cat, avocado toast, things that aren't funny, bad cat names, Mary messes up our edit, inventions, sweat box/sweat lodge, buffets, Las Vegas, water contest

en

01:02:19

Episode 9: Local show local donut

Umpire Pants ·

2017/10/16

umpirepantspod@gmail.com @umpirepants Bill gave out the wrong information, Anthony Bourdain/Shark Tank, online recipes, Paula Poundstone, Prairie Home Companion, the most Seattle thing ever, local show local donut, NFL, Umpire Pants

en

01:11:56

Episode 8 Fur Coat Butt

Umpire Pants ·

2017/10/09

State of the podcast, Bill is sick, weird podcasts, Bill forgets to introduce Kelley, school, podcast reviews, Seinfeld and Tina Fey, movies, cats, household hints, grandma, Dave Barry, Nerf guns, dumb technology, babies

en

01:01:55

Episode 7: Do we need some more cords?

Umpire Pants ·

2017/10/07

State of the Podcast, Cheech and Chong, potted meat, door to door meat sales, Lily has some business ideas, taking a break, Twitter, is this podcast good?, books, Sofie talks, hot sauce, the coast, Dennis Wilson, intend on, cords, flat earth

en

01:12:11

Episode 3: And here I am with all these kids and no...

Umpire Pants ·

2017/10/06

Mary hurt her foot so she took a painkiller and is pretty loopy in this one.

en

01:10:25

Episode 4: You should call her on the phone like...

Umpire Pants ·

2017/10/03

I'm still not sure which episode it is, Felix isn't here, Lily is 15, Hostess cupcakes, Mary can't user her phone, Jane Fonda was at the Emmys, underwear, technology, straws, Seattle arena, a long foray into deep local references, Trump, earthquakes

en

00:33:40

Episode 2

Umpire Pants ·

2017/10/02

Episode 2 by Umpire Pants

en

00:42:49

Episode 1

Umpire Pants ·

2017/10/02

Episode 1 by Umpire Pants

en

01:06:42

Umpire Pants Episode 5

Umpire Pants ·

2017/09/26

Kelley joins us to take a walk down memory lane. Mary, the co-host, thinks that Bill, the host, and Kelley, his sister, are too mean to her.

en

01:10:25

Umpire Pants Episode 6

Umpire Pants ·

2017/09/26

Bill, the host, and Mary, the co-host, talk about where Seattle should build an arena for way too long.

en

00:41:58

NES Special

Umpire Pants ·

2017/09/25

Kelley and I review our attempt at beating Bubble Bobble. We play Nintendo Golf as we talk which proves to be incredibly distracting.

en

00:31:57

Episode minus 1: Cool Animals

Umpire Pants ·

2017/09/25

Look, I thought we'd be bad at this so I didn't have a lot of faith in the episodes we recorded. This one is actually funny though. Felix is producing, we explain the origin of Umpire Pants, talk about cool animals, I talk about malls, we work out the logistics of the podcast, we talk about Santa.

en

00:34:36

Umpire Pants Pilot: To be fair, brie is pretty mild

Umpire Pants ·

2017/09/25

Felix is producer, we don't like bikes, I decide Mary is co-host, Lily joins us to talk about metal, Mary doesn't know any songs or movies, we talk about old humor

en

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