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Movie Mastery

Jef Aldrich and Jon Taylor

Jef and Jon review movies by randomly rolling on an audience-submitted list.

tv & film film reviews

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Movie Mastery – Mechanical Violator Hakaider

Movie Mastery ·

2015/11/05

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/movie-mastery-mechanical-violator-hakaider.mp3 Never let it be said we won’t watch some insane random thing out of some vestigial sense of self preservation. Here, we sit down together to watch a tokusatsu film, which probably doesn’t directly translate to “All Power Rangers-y” but might as well. Mechanical Violator Hakaider is a stoic, boring Judge Robocopinator of a weird future, and boy oh boy, is he ever bulletproof. Learn more about your

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Horrortoberfest Day 22 – The Woman in Black 2 (2014)

Movie Mastery ·

2015/10/22

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/horrortoberfest-day-22-woman-in-black-2-2014.mp3 Ooh what a scary poster of a moment that doesn’t occur in the film at all! In this picture a bunch of british WW2 orphans are shipped off to the dumbest possible location for an orphanage, and then ghost stuff starts happening. Probably. The film could really use a flashlight, or a full moon, anything that emits light. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

67:11

Horrortoberfest Day 15 – The House at the End of Time...

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2015/10/16

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/horrotoberfest-day-15-the-house-at-the-end-of-time-2013.mp3 This week we review a Venezuelan horror film from the depths of Netflix. This seems like it is going to be a standard, paint-by-numbers haunted house flick but there is a twist. The twist is that we finally got a horror movie that Jef doesn’t hate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

70:33

Horrortoberfest Day 8 – The Mirror (2014)

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2015/10/08

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/horrortoberfest-day-8-the-mirror.mp3 It’s a movie about an evil mirror but not the ones that might have popped into your head. This movie takes the bold new stance that would should really happen in a horror movie is nothing. The most evil thing this mirror did was cause this movie to be made. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

62:22

Movie Mastery – Yor the Hunter from the Future

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2015/09/24

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/movie-mastery-yor-the-hunter-from-the-future.mp3 Yes! A Reb Brown movie! We were waiting patiently for our chance to sit down with the legendary Roll Fizzlebeef, and here it is! This week we discuss Yor the Hunter from the Future, which can best be described as, and I’m reaching with this metaphor a little, a bullshit film that sucks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

63:33

Movie Mastery – Big Money Rustlas

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2015/09/10

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/movie-mastery-big-money-rustlas.mp3 Twenty years from now college professors will use this episode as a teachable moment. It’d be nice if it was about how to properly review films, but actually it’ll just be on what ongoing Stockholm Syndrome sounds like. We watch two clown rappers shoot guns and spout catchphrases, and then come back to tell you that it’s actually amazing. Really. For real. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

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Movie Mastery – Wing Commander

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2015/08/27

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/movie-mastery-wing-commander.mp3 Wing Commander is a film we watched. It was filmed in Luxembourg. Luxembourg is the last remaining Grand Duchy in the world, and is the country where popular internet communication company Skype makes its home. They speak Luxembourgish there. Wing Commander stars Freddie Prinze Jr., Saffron Burrows, and Matthew Lillard. Other famous Freds and Matthews include Flintstone and Modine. The other famous Saffron is

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Movie Mastery – D&D: Wrath of the Dragon God

Movie Mastery ·

2015/08/13

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/movie-mastery-dd-wrath-of-the-dragon-god.mp3 It’s our second anniversary and we’re making it D&D Sequel Week, so here’s a horrible D&D sequel, Wrath of the Dragon God. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you actually wrote a movie based around the silly rules and abstractions of tabletop games, without worrying so much about story structure? Spoiler alert, it’d be terrible! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

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Movie Mastery – The Day After

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2015/08/06

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/movie-mastery-the-day-after.mp3 Are you sufficiently frightened of nuclear attack? This TV movie dares ask the question “How will global thermonuclear war affect a young Steve Guttenberg?” Now fill your family condom with popcorn and sit a spell so Jason Robards can spin you a yarn of cold war terror! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

67:33

Movie Mastery – Wizards

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2015/07/29

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/movie-mastery-ralph-bakshis-wizards.mp3 Is this really a movie about a fat little wizard and his nearly-nude fairy companion trying to defeat a Nazi wizard leading an army of mutants against an army of elves, set 10 million years from now? It is. Does all that craziness add up to anything good? It does not. Let’s talk about Ralph Bakshi’s Wizards! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Movie Mastery – Zardoz

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2015/07/15

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/movie-mastery-zardoz.mp3 While our initial plan for Mommie Dearest fell through this week, we press on undaunted, reroll the Movie Mastery Dice (currently a D17) and land on Zardoz, the movie where Sean Connery’s junk is the future! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Movie Mastery – Master of Disguise

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2015/07/02

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/movie-mastery-master-of-disguise.mp3 It’s that Dana Carvey vehicle! Here, I’ll sum up exactly how you remember it: “Turtle, turtle.” Boy, don’t you want to know exactly what sort of package that famous catchphrase comes wrapped up in? This week, we settle in to review Master of Disguise, and it’s nothing like we expected, except for that we did expect it to be bad. Next week, we’ll finally have the guest host like we’ve been planning! Keep the

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Movie Mastery 2 – Dead Heat

Movie Mastery ·

2015/06/20

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/movie-mastery-dead-heat.mp3 Treat Williams. Joe Piscopo. Vincent Price briefly. The dad from A Christmas Story. Some 80s ladies. All that and more crowd the screen searching for glory in the 1988 …hit? No… offering! There we go. The 1988 offering Dead Heat. We’re trying out our new format for Movie Mastery, and here’s the basics: 1. We get recommendations from the listeners. 2. We add those recommendations to a big list. 3. We select one

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Movie Mastery – Left Behind (2014)

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2015/06/05

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/movie-mastery-left-behind-20141.mp3 What, it was a lazy Thursday afternoon! System Mastery has already reviewed a few other movies. Dungeons and Dragons, a weird Carrie sequel, whatever the heck Frankenqueen was, and so on. It’s fun stuff for fun people. This time we flopped down in front of Netflix and took in Left Behind, the rapture movie that’s afraid to say Rapture. Hey, does anyone actually like these movie reviews when we do them? If

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