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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe

The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn"t. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.

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All Episodes

01:08:28

Ep. 142 - American Gator

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/07/13

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a failed robbery of an Atlanta nail salon, llamas attending weddings, and a former NYC mayor announcing his modern living situation/breakup. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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00:34:42

Bonus EP - Fridge?

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/07/10

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Twitter not paying out EOY bonus to its employees, and does your ketchup go inside the fridge or out? Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:46:00

Ep. 141 - Old Pickle

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/07/06

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Ryan Seacrest coming for all jobs, the Furby comeback, and sex lives of Trader Joe's staff. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:29:20

Bonus EP - Shrimp Heads

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/07/03

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about if lab grown meat is Kosher, Elon Musk mom not letting him fight, and a Janitor that took out 20 years worth of lab experiments in one night. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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00:55:54

Ep. 140 - Caramel and Citrus

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/06/29

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Texas eliminating water breaks, Apple trying to trademark actual apples, and Pepsi debuts its first condiment. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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00:36:30

Bonus EP - Rear Ended

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/06/26

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about some terrible ways people can use ChatGPT, a million dollar wage theft case at an assisted living facility, and two airplanes delay takeoff after reversing into each other at the airport. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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01:00:52

Ep. 139 - Dangerous Games

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/06/22

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Taqueria owner using a priest to find the snitches amongst his staff, a documentary crew attacked by sharks, and the Price is Right contestant who played the game too hard Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this

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00:47:51

Bonus EP - Not Ducking Around

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/06/19

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor splurging on glasses, the iPhone finally fixing it's biggest ducking problems, and old bosses complaining about young workers again. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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01:06:37

Ep. 138 - It's like a Jungle

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/06/15

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the responsible drinking habits of Gen-Z, doctors removing the largest kidney stone in the world, and the lengths a man would go to, to add to his height. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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00:41:29

Bonus EP - Warning Signs

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/06/12

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the meaning behind beige flags and when is the right time to jump into an alligator enclosure. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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01:11:13

Ep. 137 - End Days

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/06/08

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of days, the price of hiring a hitman on the darkweb, and debate the best name for your baby gorilla. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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00:35:58

Bonus EP - Orca's Revenge

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/06/05

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Ohio prison employees placed on leave after two inmates escape, a bronze statue that's packing too much heat, and the revenge of the orcas! Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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01:10:45

Ep. 136 - Money Salad

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/06/01

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a woman making a $500 salad, returning a library book after nearly 100 years, and the return of the local miracle! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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00:34:45

Bonus EP - Pickleball Everywhere

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/05/29

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the fastest trip through all of NYC's subway system, pickleball taking over malls, and the ownership of the phrase "Taco Tuesday." Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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01:03:20

Ep. 135 - Water Wow

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/05/25

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the impressive girth of water, AI being used to write 100 books in 9 months, and an IT worker sues her job after misunderstanding the tone of an email. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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00:46:24

Bonus EP - Fully Staffed

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/05/15

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a McDonald's location using 10 year old's on the late night shift, and Nicolas Cage sharing memories from his time in the womb. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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01:01:56

Ep. 134 - Eat Art

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/05/11

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about stolen body parts being shipped by mail, the discovery of other galaxies, and is a taped banana still art if it's been eaten. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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00:41:20

Bonus EP - Mermaid XXX

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/05/08

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a community complaining about a stacked mermaid, and a terminally ill woman finds her kidney donor because of her dog. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:56:12

Ep. 133 - Spiceland

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/05/04

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the dating scene in the community of Spiceland, Rick Ross offering Don Lemon work at a Wingstop, and how to use a fake Craigslist ad to effect a campaign. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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00:44:20

Bonus EP - Down with Dinger

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/05/01

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a police officer using exorcisms to make arrest, an attack on a beloved baseball mascot, and a man who's going to jail because he threatened a dictionary publisher. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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