History For Sleep with the Drowsy Historian

Ever wondered what it was really like to be a Viking raider? Not the heroic, slow-motion version with soaring music and chiseled jawlines — the actual experience. The rowing. The blood. The blisters. The awkward silences. Welcome aboard.In this darkly immersive journey, you’ll live every miserable, smoke-choked moment of your very first Viking raid — from recruitment (read: conscription via peer pressure) to the long, echoing silence afterward. There’s looting. There’s screaming. There’s the deeply

In this Boring History For Sleep journey, you’ll experience what it was really like to catch the Black Death in 1348 — fever dreams, exploding lymph nodes, questionable treatments involving chickens, and a distinct lack of soap. Narrated in a slow, dry, sleep-friendly tone, this historical journey combines dark humor, vivid detail, and historical accuracy to help you learn… while you try not to gag.Forget sanitized textbook summaries. This is the plague as it was: sweaty, terrifying, and deeply

Settle in for a calm, cozy descent into one of the most infamous road trips in American history. Tonight, we’re following your dusty, blistered footsteps down the Oregon Trail — where manifest destiny met dysentery, optimism died in a wagon rut, and everyone forgot to pack socks.This isn’t your average bedtime story. It’s a slow-burning, second-person survival tale filled with rivers that want to drown you, bacon that wants to kill you, and oxen that would rather die than help. Narrated in a soft,

Tonight, we travel back to a time when getting sick didn’t just ruin your day — it erased your entire life. Welcome to the slow, itchy apocalypse of medieval leprosy. From your first mysterious rash to your public funeral (held while you're still alive), this episode explores what actually happened when the Middle Ages decided your skin was morally unacceptable.This is history with splinters — vivid, uncomfortable, and oddly soothing. Told in a calm, dry voice designed to help you drift off while

In this bedtime-friendly yet horrifyingly accurate deep dive, we explore the brutal, bizarre, and often absurd world of medieval law and punishment. From false accusations over mole shapes to divine “justice” via boiling iron, this is the era where innocence wasn’t just rare — it was suspicious.So dim the lights. Get cozy. And let this slow-paced, darkly humorous documentary lull you to sleep… while reminding you that at least you’re not getting branded for talking to your cat.

Settle in and drift off as we take you on a slow, sarcastic, and deeply uncomfortable voyage into the grimy reality of 18th-century piracy. You’ve seen the Hollywood version — now meet the truth.Forget buried treasure and daring sea shanties. This is the real pirate’s life: moldy hardtack, hammocks soaked in mystery fluid, and crewmates named things like “Half-Ear Jim” and “Scraps.”Narrated in a calm, British tone with dry humor and historical accuracy, this immersive bedtime story breaks down the

Forget the glory of the Roman legions. Tonight, we dive deep into the grim, exhausting, and lice-infested reality of what it was actually like to be a Roman soldier. From endless marches and laughably bad food to brutal training and horrifying dental care, this video peels back the marble facade and exposes the dirty, painful truth behind the myth.With dry humor, immersive detail, and a slow, soothing narration, this long-form history video is designed to help you fall asleep while learning just