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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it"s only Florida.

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00:17:06

Naked drunk tourist covered in poo falls from balcony...

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2024/11/06

Ambulance hits Oregon cyclist, rushes him to hospital, then sticks him with $1,800 bill. Fireball whiskey co. plans to collect heartbroken football fans’ tears for new whiskey. Naked drunnk British tourist falls from balcony in Thailand covered in poo. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and

00:23:48

Famous squirrel seized and killed by local...

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2024/11/05

NYC private school will let 'distressed' students skip day after election. Social media famous squirrel seized in raid after anonymous complaints. Oregon bats win annual bat beauty contest three years in a row. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:16:31

Cannabis joints given out during Halloween trick or...

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2024/11/04

Thousands attend a fake invented Halloween parade in Dublin. Pre-rolled cannabis joints found in kids Halloween treats in Nova Scotia. Dangerously cold ice cream sandwich leads to lawsuit against airline. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:22:07

Floridaman church burglar searched 'Where do church...

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2024/11/01

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman Trump supporter threatens elderly Democrats with machete at the polls. Drunk Floridaman Arrested at Walt Disney World Had to be Carted Off in a Spit Mask. Also what's a spit mask? Floridaman Breaks Into Mark Zuckerberg's Yacht, Starts Throwing Stuff into the Water. Floridaman church burglar searched 'Where do church keep money'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones

00:18:05

Fire chief apologizes after Halloween party with KKK...

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2024/10/31

Fire chief apologizes after group attended Halloween party dressed in KKK costumes. In a first since 1938, Des Moines, Iowa, kids will trick-or-treat on Halloween night. Hindu priest claimed he could fly, died after falling from top of mountain. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW

00:18:36

Women in China get calls from government asking if...

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2024/10/30

The Vatican unveils official anime girl mascot named Luce. Woman dies after backing into airplane propeller while taking pictures. Women in China get phone calls from government workers asking: 'Are you pregnant now?'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:21:30

Snoop Dogg has a cannabis referee so you don't get...

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2024/10/29

Farmer arrested after reportedly 'hog-tying' two men on quad bike. Snoop Dogg Confirms He Has A Staffer Who Makes Sure People He’s Smoking Marijuana With Don’t Get Too High. Man Complaining of Indigestion Had Live Cockroach in His Intestines. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host

00:18:04

Pizzeria serves marijuana laced pies by mistake....

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2024/10/28

Pizzeria served marijuana laced pies leading to high, hospitalized customers. Employee's homemade meal blamed for mass food poisoning at work. Fraudsters steal 22 tons of artisan cheddar cheese. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:22:59

Floridaman pulls a machete on son for forgetting his...

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2024/10/25

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman Confronts Son with a Machete for Forgetting His Birthday. Floridaman car dealer carjacks one of his own customers. Lieutenant Dan, the Floridaman, who gained fame riding out the hurricanes on a boat, is arrested. Florida Man Tries To Cut Off and Eat a Karate Teacher’s Toes For Concert Tickets. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:21:04

Oral sex leads to throat cancer. French Bulldog dies...

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2024/10/24

Oral sex is now the leading risk factor for throat cancer. French bulldog dies on Alaska Airlines flight after being moved from first class to coach. Goldfish crackers change their name to Chilean Sea Bass...crackers? // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:20:53

Surfer dies after being impaled by swordfish. Police...

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2024/10/23

Surfer dies after reportedly being impaled by swordfish. Oregon police department invites people to play Hide & Seek With a Cop. Students raise privacy concerns over using QR codes to get into bathrooms. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:24:03

Man born with three penises in rare medical miracle....

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2024/10/22

Medical students stumble upon a rare case of man born with three penises. New Zealand airport limits drop-off hugs to 3 minutes. German police bust pizzeria with cocaine on the menu. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:28:41

Floridaman in a bull onesie tried to burn down ex's...

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2024/10/18

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman escapes involuntary drug rehab, steals man’s car and runs him over twice. Floridians beg Publix to bring back the Hurricane Cakes following hurricane disasters. Floridaman confesses to his Uber driver that he was on the way to burn down his friend's trailer home. Floridaman dressed in a bull onesie tried to burn down ex-lover's home with pasta sauce. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:21:30

Restaurant sorry for serving Nazi soldier actors....

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2024/10/17

Aquarium in China admits their whale shark is actually a robot. Restaurant target of threats after serving reenactors dressed as Nazi soldiers. Court rules calling a man bald could be sexual harassment. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:17:09

Crowd treated for nausea after opera with live sex...

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2024/10/16

Sheriff called deputies for help after Burger King got his order wrong. New mayor takes office in southern Mexico after his predecessor was beheaded. 18 spectators treated for severe nausea in Stuttgart after opera of live sex and piercing. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host

00:19:22

Woman smuggles turtles into Canada in a kayak....

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2024/10/15

Woman pleads guilty to trying to smuggle 29 turtles across a Vermont lake into Canada by kayak. Woman known for casting spells arrested by cops who find cooked human body parts in her home. Majority of American houses are haunted according to a survey of homeowners. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website

00:16:10

Robot vacuums yell racial slurs at families after...

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2024/10/14

Breakdancers at risk for headspin hole according to doctors. Robot vacuum yells racial slur at family after being hacked. 9-year-old runs over father who was teaching him to drive. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:21:20

Floridaman with no legs refused to leave boat during...

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2024/10/11

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man who strapped his entire house down ahead of Hurricane Milton becomes internet sensation. Meteorologists Get Death Threats as Hurricane Milton Conspiracy Theories Thrive. Tampa man refused to leave sailboat during Hurricane Milton and somehow survived. Florida Sees Spike in People Quitting Their Jobs. Bonus Segment: Woman Attacks Husband in a Jealous Rage After TV Actress Resembles his Former Fling. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon

00:22:08

The bag that read, Definitely Not a Bag of Drugs,...

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2024/10/10

Police in Oregon seize bag labeled, Definitely not a bag full of drugs, printed on it and guess what? Full of drugs! Passengers horrified after airline plays explicit movie on every screen. Spirit Halloween is opening Spirit Christmas stores this holiday season. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website

00:18:08

Burglar broke into a home and did household chores...

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2024/10/09

The Earth has captured a second mini moon as a friend. Beer can trash artwork accidentally thrown in the trash by maintenance at a Dutch museum. Burglar jailed after breaking into home and doing household chores for victim. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

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