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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Dumb-Dumbs & Dice

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K"s "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players

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1.26 - The Ballad of Marnie Schwartzenberger

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2020/11/26

Inquisitor Valentyne’s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) landing at Vicodin Prime ended in tragedy. Alto was killed trying to return the ship’s power, Lyric fell to chaos trying to save him, and Valentyne was forced to eject and abandon everyone to a fiery death! How will Valentyne survive on a world filled with Orks at war? Find out in this episode of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) as a new character and Tyler Hewitt

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1.25 - Fire In His Eyes

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2020/11/19

My report completed its addendum to the past and we’re returning to the current timeline. Seconds earlier Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) attempted to negotiate with an Ork, Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) strapped in and held on tight, and Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) sacrificed his mind impulse unit to save the ship! Will Alto survive the damage to his brain? Find out in this episode of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The

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1.24 - The First Lesson

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2020/11/12

My report is following an addendum explaining the history of Lyric and Alto, detailing their first job with their mentor Kel. Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) proved to have an excellent memory and Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) demonstrated her skills as a look out before being made the centre of attention! Can she survive facing off with an entire Underhive gang? Find out in this episode of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and Ryan LaPlante

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1.23 - The Look Out

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2020/11/05

The Inquisitorial Band are trying to escape an Ork Weirdboy pilot on Vicodin Prime. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tried to negotiate with the Xenos, Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) strapped in and held on tight, and Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) sacrificed his mind impulse unit to save the ship! Can Alto survive when the unit explodes and takes a good chunk of his brain with it? Find out in this episode of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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44:53

1.22 - Among The Cliffs

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2020/10/29

The Inquisitorial Band is battling boarders over Vicodin Prime. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) shot the attackers and opened the back door to remove them, Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) decided to help the others, and Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) kept them on course to arrive behind Imperial lines! Can they escape their pursuers and survive entering a factory under siege? Find out in this episode of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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44:41

1.21 - The Storm In The Cabin

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2020/10/22

The Inquisitorial Band’s ship are engaged with Ork attackers over Vicodin Prime. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found them a place to land, Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) knocked an enemy plane out of formation, and Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) flew like he’d never flown before! Can they survive the stormboyz boarding their ship? Find out in this episode of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? Consider becoming

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36:58

1.20 - DAKKA DAKKA!

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2020/10/15

The Inquisitorial Band’s ship was attacked by Orks over Vicodin Prime. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) attempted to care about his team’s personal motivations, Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) revealed he wanted to pilot a Titan, and Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was confused by Valentyne’s sudden interest in her feelings! Can they survive an Ork assault above the planet’s surface? Find out in this episode of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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1.19 - Wisdom Of The Tech Priest

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2020/10/08

The Inquisitorial Band escaped the death world of Tren and prepared to capture a Rogue Trader. Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) assisted the others in their medical recovery, Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) explored her burgeoning psyker powers, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) welcomed Haldron Blackhand into the band! What will they face on Vicodin Prime? Find out in this episode of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne

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57:41

1.18 - The Stowaway

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2020/10/01

The Inquisitorial Band escaped the death world of Tren at a high cost. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) sacrificed Horatio, the doctor and the remaining ship of the Astral Line to ensure their escape, Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) flew the ship away from the world and Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) discovered a tech priest in stasis! Will this dethawed tech priest turn out to be friend or foe? Find out in this episode of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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56:34

1.17 - Ascension

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2020/09/24

The Inquisitorial Band are fleeing the scene of their first battle with the Administratum towards an emergency station. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) executed Heinrich after sacrificing Fallox, Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) saved Valentyne from the vengeance of the doctor who’d been working on the psycker, and Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) doesn’t know what’s going on! Can the band survive whatever xenos allies the Administratum just summoned? Find out in this episode of The

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1.16 - The Fallox Maneuver

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2020/09/17

The Inquisitorial Band are battling the twisted former Administratum of Tren. Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got into a firing position, Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was immobilized by terror, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Horatio charged the monster leaving Valentyne almost dead! Will the Emperor be doomed because the band can’t survive a death world? Find out in this episode of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The

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1.15 - How Do You Like The Park

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2020/09/10

The Inquisitorial Band are facing some kind of twisted Administratum in the jungle. Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) helped hack a recovered auspex, Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) protected her brother in the crash at the cost of herself, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was impressed with Horatio Vegatta’s focus and capability in a crisis! Can the band survive their deadliest foe yet? Find out in this episode of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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1.14 - Crash Site

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2020/09/03

The Inquisitorial Band were ambushed by a pack of Iantos. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) continued to establish his skill with a chainsword, while Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) kept the tram going, and Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) struggled to bring her auto pistol to bear in the chaos of combat! Can the band survive as their tram crashes down into the jungle? Find out in this episode of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The

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1.13 - A Fist Full Of Needles

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2020/08/27

The Inquisitorial Band had begun a tram ride towards the spaceport with their new allies. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovered that Heinrich the Seer did have psyker powers, Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) agreed to marry Fallox Deathblower for weapons while planning to betray him, and Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) couldn't believe the view! How will they survive a last minute pterodactyl ambush? Find out in this episode of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master,

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1.12 - A Face In The Sky

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2020/08/22

The Inquisitorial Band had taken shelter with the abandoned founders of Tren. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was the victim of a surprise amputation, Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used his skills to improve her new augmetic leg, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is determined to ensure the success of their mission and find out who to bring with them moving forward! What’s going to happen next? Find out in this episode of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Tom

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1.11 - Triage

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2020/08/21

The Inquisitorial Band escaped xenos predators and discovered the descendants of Tren's founders. Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) repaired a machine that was critical to Lyric’s survival, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovered that there was no way to complete his mission and save ALL of the colonists, and Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) survived her wounds only to have Doctor Cleaver cut off her leg! What’s going to happen now? Find out next, in this episode of The Valentyne

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1.10 - The Descendants

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2020/08/20

The Inquisitorial Band have engaged with the xenos predators of Tren and found survivors. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was struck down by the monster cats and is in critical condition, Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) has never seen his sister in such a state, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found survivors and only suffered light wounds. Can Valentyne’s band keep Lyric alive and find a way off world with their new allies? Find out next, in this episode of The Valentyne

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52:59

1.09 - Pride Of Tren

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2020/08/19

The Inquisitorial Band have left their destroyed shuttle and set off for Tren’s spaceport. Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) determined their relative position on the planet, Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) refused to allow Alto to scout before she was won over by logic, and Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) managed to find xenos tiger monsters when one of them jumped on top of him. Can Valentyne’s band survive now that Alto blew his cool and screamed? Find out next, in this episode

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1.08 - Heat Signature

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2020/08/18

The Inquisitorial Band landed on the Death World of Tren. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was concerned about her injured leg hampering her abilities, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) reprogrammed Eugene in accordance with his deal with the others, and Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) saved Akri from going down with the ship. What awaits Valentyne’s band as they set off into a xenos-infested theme park? Find out next, in this episode of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game

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1.07 - The Frozen Jungle

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2020/08/17

The Inquisitorial Band solidified their alliance through blackmail and mutual necessity. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) discovered she was a latent psyker, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) laid out the threat their shared visions pose, and Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) successfully piloted the shuttle to the planet Tren. What awaits Valentyne’s band on a death world? Find out next, in this episode of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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