Going Terribly

Alice has an existential crisis and considers a career change into the audiobook narration industry. Doug can’t remember when he last hugged someone, and it’s slowly murdering him. They finally learn what gluten is. This week’s episode gets real, y’all. Other discussion topics may include: - An examination of very important world records, such as cucumber eating - Vegan treats and the accidental ASMR that accompanies them - A celebration of their millions of listeners* - The anal retentiveness and

On this episode of To Outsmuck a Smucker, Doug channels his best Orson Welles and reads a diary entry from The Uncrustables-- a neo-noir adapted from a gothic novel. Alice accompanies with some questionable impressions of Crustopher Walken and JammyStewart. They also decide to adopt a baby cow, name her Maddie, raise her for eighteen months, then take her out for ribs. Wait. Her ribs? Or justribs? Other discussion topics may include: - Ice(landic s)cream therapy - See-through lavatories and other

Doug expounds upon the social mores of pandemic dating and questions the role of unlimited chips and salsa in group dining situations. Alice confuses bukkake with bunraku (Japanese puppet theatre) and learns how to preheat and clean her lady-oven. And urine luck! There’s also a fan-sourced DJ contest for 11 WHOLE DOLLARS and a new segment called “It Went Terribly” where we fact-check the previous episode for inaccuracies, of which there are many… Other discussion topics may include: - Renting

In their premiere episode, Doug sings the praises of an environmentally-friendly feminine hygiene product and ponders the aerodynamics and moral turpitude of passengers on a hypothetical euthanasia coaster. Alice tosses a salad and debates what size knife is best for bigkids at the pool. Other discussion topics may include: - A desire to wax, poetic and otherwise - The birth of a jingle - which is way less messy than human birth - Ebenezer Scrooge and other questionable impressions - The

Alice and Doug have a podcast. Here's a context-free minute of nonsense to prove they know how to speak into a microphone. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/goingterribly/message