x

75% of people globally want unbiased news (Pew Research) but are concerned they're not getting that.

Get balanced coverage with Symby. See how stories are covered across diverse outlets and spot when one side covers a story the other skips.

PODCAST

How The West Was Fucked

Bronson Swagger Industries

"How the West Was Fucked" is a historical examination of the fucked up fuckery of the 19th century American West. If you like your history soaked in profanity, grab a seat "round the campfire. We got merch!!!!!!! https://www.teepublic.com/user/how-the-west-was-fucked-podcast https://www.patreon.com/HowTheWestWasFucked

history

All Episodes

00:59:33

Quanah Parker Pt.1...The Ranchy Comanche

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/12/30

Listen to the tale of Quanah Parker, one of the most kickass chiefs 'round. From his birth to a white mother and Comanche chief, his rise to chief and asskicker of Texans, to his success as chief of all Comanches and friend to of course, Teddy Roosevelt. #quanahparker #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

en

01:22:02

Boss Hog! It's A Pig War!

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/12/09

In 1859 'Merica and England nearly went to war over a potato thievin' swine. Sounds dumb as shit right? Dumb and true. #sanjuan #pigwar #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

en

01:03:23

Henry Plummer and His Gang of Innocents (and Kool and...

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/11/25

They didn't quite shoot the Sheriff but they sure did hang him. In 1860's Montana, Henry Plummer was simultaneously was the Sheriff of Bannack and Virginia City. And the leader of the gang perpetrating all the crimes too, also. Listen to the story of Henry Plummer. What else are you going to do with your time? There's only so many times you can jerk off to Paul Lynde's Halloween special. #innocents #henryplummer #clubfootgeorge #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

en

01:12:57

Fetterman Massacre, not Letterman Massacre (but lots...

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/11/11

What do you get when you mix one part bad ass Chief Red Cloud, 88 parts soldiers pin cushioned with arrows and one part Crazy Horse ass? The Fetterman Massacre! Yay! #fetterman #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

en

01:11:03

Happy Howdyween!

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/10/31

It's our Halloween episode! Thrills! Chills! Spills! Advil! There will be tricks and teats! Gore and whores and chores! Join us for spooky tales of the Ol' West! #howdyween #halloween #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

en

01:07:36

MARQUIS DE MORES.......CATTLE BARON, DUELIST AND...

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/09/23

In 1883, in the Badlands of North Dakota the Marquis de Mores, a Frenchy aristocrat, tried his hand at cattle ranching and beef processing and failed. Didn't help that he was tried for murder at the same time. Throw in a Jewish Conspiracy or two and have the story of Marquis de Mores and the founding of the town of Medora, North Dakota, gateway to Teddy Roosevelt National Park. Bully! #live #victorylounge #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

en

00:49:58

Tom Horn...Murdering Murderer of the Rockies

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/08/19

Professional bad man Tom Horn killed for fun and profit for Wyoming cattle barons. But even killing a 14 year old was too much for Tom Horn. #tomhorn #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

en

01:41:19

Washita Massacre...........................The Sand...

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/08/06

You think the U.S. gov't learned it's lesson attacking Black Kettle's peaceful Cheyenne? Think again! Better yet, don't. And guess who else makes his name on attacking innocents in their sleep....George Armstrong F**k nuts Custer! Enjoy. #sandcreekmassacre #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

en

01:19:41

Sand Creek Massacre.......Chivington, King of Arseholes

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/07/29

In 1864, Col. John Chivington attack peaceful Black Kettle and his band of Southern Cheyenne. This might be the best example of straight up extermination. There's not a lot of sugar we can put on this medicine, but it's important to remember. Beware, this is heavy sh*t. #sandcreekmassacre #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

en

00:35:56

Kit Carson and the Navaho Long Walk or WHITE PEOPLE...

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/07/22

Not as well known as the Cherokee Trail of Tears, the Navaho Long Walk was just as f**ked. Regrettably Kit Carson found himself in charge of the shameful part of history. ps...……. WHITE PEOPLE SUCK! #kitcarson #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

en

01:07:58

Kit Carson, the man who invented Kit Kats

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/07/15

Kit Carson might have been one the most important mountain men and guide. It's easy to say there would be no Oregon trail, no California at all and maybe a lot more Indians not killed if it weren't for Kit. Not that Carson was a blood thirsty arsehole but a man who just did his job. A good example of the 1800's in one man, not black and white, but many shades of grey. Possibly 50 of them.

en

01:03:27

Lewis & Clark & Cy Phillis

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/07/08

How much f##kin' was going on in the Corps of Discovery? 'Nuff that Lewis & Clark took 50 dozen Dr. Rush's Billious pills. Mercury and penis syringes, noses and dicks falling off, diarrhea on your horse, it's all here on this week's episode of HOW...….THE...……….WEST...…...WAS...…...F##KED! #oregontrail #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

en

00:54:17

Mountain Meadows Massacre......Stormin' Mormons

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/07/01

1857 in Utah, a wagon train was wiped out by the Paiutes. Just kidding it was Mormons dressed in Indian drag. Apologize Church of Later Days Saints! And apologize for the Osmond's too! #mormonhistory #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

en

00:59:12

Cap'n Jack and The Modoc War, Not Cap'n Crunch

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/06/24

What was America's costliest war? How many Generals were killed in Indian wars? It probably has something to do with the Modoc War, duh? Listen and find out, you f**kers. #modocwar #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

en

00:42:01

Liver Eatin' Johnson.......The West's Original Foodie

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/06/17

The Robert Redford movie "Jeremiah Johnson" tells the tale of a trapper's revenge for his murdered wife. The real story is much a much more brutal and f**ked up of a tale. If you like liver and onions, you'll enjoy this episode. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

en

01:12:04

Deadwood Part 2. So Many C**ksuckers.

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/06/10

Part 2 focuses on O.B. (original bastard) Al Swearengen and the rest of the Deadwood crew. Can you be anymore of a misogynistic a-hole? You'll see if you listen. (Actually you'll hear if you listen, you'll see if you look, I think that's how it goes) #deadwood #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

en

00:55:53

Deadwood! Sounds Like You Need Some Cialis!

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/06/04

Hey you hoopleheaded c**ksuckers! You think you know the real story of Seth Bullock from a gotdanged TV show? F**k no. Listen up cowpokes! #deadwood #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

en

00:59:09

Reve-not! Hugh Glass and the Bear

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/05/27

The "Revenant" told the story of Hugh Glass' fight for survival after a grizzly attack. The real story is even more fantastic and f**ked than the movie. See what Hollywood got wrong and right in this episode of "How The West Was F**ked"! #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

en

00:54:50

Asstoria, Oregon Part 2

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/05/20

The Columbia could've been named 'Sh*t Creek' since the Astorians were surely up it. Can America's first west coast settlement survive? All we know that it'll be f**ked. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest

en

00:42:57

Asstoria, Oregon. Pt.1

How The West Was Fucked ·

2019/05/13

In 1804-1806, Lewis and Clark made their storied journey to the Pacific. A few scant years later, millionaire John Jacob Astor hatched a plan to set up a fur trading post at the mouth of the Columbia. The results of that plan did not match the good fortune of the Corps of Discovery. Largely forgotten now, the story of the Astorians is a lesson in failed diplomacy and bad luck. Learn about America's first west coast settlement and how it was

en

320 results

Similar Podcasts

The Old Front Line

Paul Reed

Today In History with The Retrospectors

The Retrospectors

جنود خلدهم التاريخ

ALSUMOOD PODCAST

Film History - Daily

Inception Point Ai

Madonna - Audio Biography

Inception Point Ai