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Therapy Gecko

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

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All Episodes

01:01:05

THE SINGLE CHEEKED MAN

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/04/30

A caller describes her tumultuous experience hooking up with a man with only one buttcheek, and how she makes weird dolls that look like Sid’s toys from Toy Story.Then a Canadian man alone in a hotel room attempts to persuade me into getting my penis shocked, and a final caller fears evolving their relationship into an open one.DM me pictures of lions on instagram (@lyle4ever).I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE:

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01:02:12

"I'M A FIRST RESPONDER"

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/04/26

I talk to a caller about being an EMT while she was still in high school, whether or not it’s ethical to neuter dogs, and saving mountain children from certain death.Then I talk to a caller who regrets cheating in a relationship, a caller having mixed feelings about his peer’s growth, and a caller embattled in a workplace lawsuit.Jump up and down 3 times. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE:

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00:57:05

"I JUST GOT A VASECTOMY"

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/04/23

A guy calls me while recovering on the couch from a vasectomy to talk about his experience with the procedure. I was going to call this episode “The Vagecktomy” but I decided not to.Then a caller considers buying a CPR dummy from Amazon to be her friend, and a talk to a musician about making things that people want to listen to with their ears.Breaking dishes is fun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE:

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00:55:46

CALLING FROM REHAB

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/04/19

A guy calls me from a rehab center located on a farm in Canada. It sounds like fun. They take him go-karting.Then we hear from a caller who’s reluctant to join the family snow cone business, and a caller dissects how getting yelled at on the internet can be beautiful.Don’t forget to wash your dishwasher. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA:

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01:01:19

BLACK MARKET VIAGRA

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/04/16

Calls regarding flipping viagra pills, a life changing scooter accident in a foreign country, a burgeoning artist, and the Target parking lot.Try turning it off and back on again. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a

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00:56:46

THE SHIT PILLOW

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/04/12

A caller finds her daughter’s dirty diapers under her roommate’s pillow. Lots to unpack.Then I talk to a DJ about spinning around the universe, critique the new Mario movie, and talk to a streaming enthusiast about their gambling itch and other aspects of their life.Bird watching is underrated. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON

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00:52:25

THE MACEDONIA EPISODE

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/04/09

A person calling from Macedonia (apparently that is in the Balkans) teaches me about his country and what life is like there. We exchange thoughts on commitment, communism, history, life goals, the afterlife, religion, sexuality, pyromania, and a lot of other stuff. Then another caller tells me about his plan to become a rich influencer via Chinese social media.Food tastes better when it’s shaped like a dinosaur. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now

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00:59:23

“I’M ADDICTED TO A DATING SIM”

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/04/05

A caller dating a computer controlled sim named “Monica” calls in to get some thoughts on the situation.Then we hear about a caller’s experience with shock therapy treatment, and talk to a former 3rd grade bully, an artist trying to create alone, and a final caller whose holiday gathering ended abruptly when everyone was bothered with the race of his Santa Claus figurine. They do not have wifi under the sea. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around

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00:55:15

“I’M IN A LOVE TRIANGLE”

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/04/02

A caller’s roommate’s wife discloses that she is in love with him and wants to pursue a polyamorous relationship that entangles all members of the household. Tension ensues.Another caller shares his experience of moving 2000 miles away to start a new life, and a mother speaks on the differences between parenting as a teenager compared to parenting as an adult. Being a ghost is probably fun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT

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00:59:06

THE DOORDASH THIEF

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/03/29

A Doordasher questions his morality after stealing the food of a customer who took too long to reply.Later we hear from an apartment maintenance man who hates an elderly tenant, a caller feeling jealousy over their friend’s streaming career, a dude getting an adult circumcision soon, and a recently retired soldier shares their experience as a bisexual person in the United States military.I have no idea what I am doing. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available

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01:00:41

GECK OF DUTY

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/03/26

A soldier keys me in on the pivotal moments of his life. Those moments include being struck by lightning at boy scout camp, dying twice, going to war, being trapped at sea on a military boat during the pandemic, his friend Joey, and much more. He’s a cool guy.Afterwards I talk to a guy feeling guilt for working at his dream job, and then the podcast is over.Can someone mail me some scrabble pieces? I misplaced a few. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now

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01:00:21

“I WAS IN A COMA FOR 6 WEEKS”

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/03/22

A caller describes his experience waking up from a 6 week long medically induced coma. Then a return caller explains how I somehow saved their life, a caller leaves his last employer poor Yelp reviews in an act of vengeance, and an upcoming social media star is not sure if they should continue making out with a Naruto cutout on TikTok. Go skip a rock down a river. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE:

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00:58:21

“I WAS LOST AT SEA”

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/03/19

A caller tells me how a company fishing trip stranded him at sea on a sinking boat while surrounded by sharks for 21 hours. Next a caller reads me notes from a journal they kept during an era of Tinder hook-ups, a caller ponders when to stop helping someone you care about, a concerned daughter worries her sister is scheming on their father’s will, and a final caller admits they’ve been habitually masturbating in sensory deprevation tanks.Write a poem about a hat and put it in your desk and never

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00:55:40

“THE FORCE IS WITHIN ME”

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/03/15

A caller tells me how their life has been going since their grandmother walked in on them pleasuring themselves with a vibrating lightsaber.Afterwards a caller shares that she recently discovered her partner cross-dresses and reveals some worries regarding their relationship, then I speak to a caller who claims to be the youngest therapist in Austria. Riding horses is more fun than driving cars. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe

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01:01:21

“I GET BIT A LOT”

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/03/12

A caller trying to get into the physical education industry is not sure if it’s worth getting bitten by his students. Afterwards a caller tells me about her mother’s longtime wish for her to be gay, a caller shares how buying a gecko suit ended in romance, and I catch up with a friend from high school. Buying a book always feels like I’m lying to myself that I’ll read it. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE:

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00:54:19

“I WANT TO FUCK LIGHTNING MCQUEEN”

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/03/08

A caller tells me why their patience for their friend's attraction to cartoon characters is wearing thin. Then a call center worker discloses that they look at their client’s homes while on the line with them, a caller discloses her obsession with blankets, and a final caller fears that there are not many “real” connections between people these days. Go to the hospital just to eat in the cafeteria. I heard they have good food. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are

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01:01:09

VACATIONS AND DEMONS AND STARBUCKS

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/03/05

A caller’s friend invites himself on the caller’s family vacation to Honduras and exhibits some bizarre behavior while there.Afterwards a caller reveals his aptitude for conjuring demons, a caller expresses their worries about orchestrating a “dancing hike” via Meetup now that 22 people have signed up, and a final caller wants to quit their job at Starbucks.I am going to go drink salt water. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT

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01:00:38

THE PIZZA MAN

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/03/01

A pizza delivery driver shares his experiences on the job, the various characters he meets along the way, and the frightening reality of seeing a bit of himself in these characters. Then a pair of brothers speak on some bubbling concerns over their gambling habit, a guy tells me how he and his best friend accrued 1.25 million dollars worth of debt, and a final caller questions if teaching grade school was the right career path for them. The DMV is a great place to make friends. I am a

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00:57:58

THE PROXY MARRIAGE

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/02/26

A caller tells me how they married a stranger they met on Instagram and moved with them to Germany within the span of three months.Afterwards a couple speculates on what to do with each other’s remains when they die, and a caller shares their desire to see Egypt after learning they were conceived on magic mushrooms.Try going outside. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA:

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01:03:55

“HEY I’M TONY HOW YOU DOIN’?”

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/02/22

I talk to a solider and aspiring chef about exploring his sexuality as well as the possibility of opening an Italian-Mexican fusion restaurant. Spaghetti tacos baby.Afterwards a caller tells me how picking up a naked hitchhiker taught them they do too much for others, I talk to a food service worker about the miracle of crack, and a final caller doesn’t want to inherit the family business.Check under your phone case for snakes. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are

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