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The Paranormies

Johnny, Alt Skull, Grognak, and Jack

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142:17

TNE: The Xoloitzcuintles of Lubrikanda

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/22

"Chupacabra" sightings.SADs Sports, a new bet to place. TERF battalion marches to war, while "based Swiss" burn tr*ns effigies Digital nobility art tour. Doge Coin covered McLarens. RIP NFTS.Mayan gem grills. UFO’s in Montana?Transhumanist lich gets cut from the Book of Life “Forever Chemicals” in your blood, don't worry about it bruh..Lubrikanda fo’eva.Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and GrognakBreak Music: Smoko, by The ChatsNecronormiecon: The Coming Insurrection: The Second Circle, read by

147:40

Cope Drinking at the Missionary Lizard Lounge

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/19

Housekeeping, website and RSS updates, and we got some goodies in the P.O. box!Dinosaurs in your toy box, movies and TV showsRichard "Royal Society" Owen tells you what a dinosaur is.Marsh and Cope's "Bone Wars" and petrification for dummies.Evolution, the inverse of entropy.Darwin, Lyell, and other Lunaticks in academia.Ken Ham's the new Nimrod, and he's got missionary lizards on the Ark!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and GrognakBreak Music: Prehistoric Dog, by Red FangCreepypasta: In the Tall

150:36

TNE: AI Generated Black Science Pixels

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/15

Demon AI Image generators don’t troll Karl Marx (But they should)Skinwalkers only like the older editions of D&D.Putin pushes a new holodomor because Rhodesia was obvs fake. Fake pictures because Tyson-nauts don’t go to space. Animated g*ys get banned in China. Chinese artifacts and altars and priDEMONth REDACTED. AI souls are stargates, but don’t friggin’ worry about it, guy!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and GrognakBreak Music: Highway to Oblivion, by DragonforceNecronormiecon: Dedication

140:27

AAA PT. 1: Ritual Satanic Natural Geographic Features

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/12

Let's take a tour through Ancient American Architecture, shall we?The Lake Michigan Triangle: Where whores and cultists erected standing stones to a giant lake monster?Random pyramids are the perfect cover for embezzlement, right?The guys take quick peek at Coral Castle.The Hoover Dam--what the hell is going on?Let's get /comfy/ and find out!MEGA Folder for PicturesPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and GrognakBreak Music: Dissectasy, by Skeletal RemainsCreepypasta: Real Talk, written by Nathan

141:59

TNE: Brad Sits Down for Science (In His Good Sweatpants)

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/11

Brad puts on his good sweatpants and rejoins the cast for a long-awaited cameo this week!Bees are fish now, birds drop out of the sky, and you will eat ze bug caviar Ayyylmaos are good guys, and will Putin from firing nuclear weapons!qUanTuM mechanics and why your DNA isn’t good enough. (Or: why you need transhumanism)Norway says your life is data, and why they need to track your Cheeto purchases. (And race)We do a little data collectin’. (On dead jabbed celebrities) Food shortages start to hit

146:20

Half Fish B*tch Better Have My Money

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/09

Happy killdozer day! Which came first, the chicken on the egg?The guys start off talking about some half fish women known as mermaids.Ape persons with scale sirenomelia. Zimbabwe has mermaid problems, The struggle is reel.Mermaid Mockumentary time.Ancient aliens unda da sea. Kelpie Gypsies and the BLOOP.

132:51

TNE: Retard Strength Artificial Intelligence

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/09

Tom Cruise is set to save mankind from the UFO invasion in Independence Day 2. Demonic Urinary Tract Infections. Personal encounters from the guys. Sightings in the sky via our friend Aether. Gay people are transphobic, clown world wars.A latent review on collaborating a shooting hoax.Canada sucks, leave while you can.Population crisis, or is there?Farm fires: How do you like your eggs, boiled or fried?Retard Strength Artificial Intelligence.Haunted Vishnu idols haunt thieves in India.

139:56

TNE: Mass Shooter Turing Test

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/01

Fast Facts: Don’t mess with Texas tr*nny-shooters.Rest in pepperonis, Saint Fentanyl Floyd.Derailing trains, the other manufactured crisis?The World Economic Forum meets up to talk about you.A word from Schwabb and Soros: "All your bases are belong to us"JIF is bad for you and it has to go.Giant ching-chong sinkhole worlds.REDACT trans microplastic tree elves.Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and GrognakBreak Music: Enemy Victorian, by SannhentNecronormiecon: Crashed Discs from 12,000 Years Ago,

140:56

TNE: An Amazing Array of Subhumans

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/01

Go through self checkout, just don't checkout on the fake and gay.SHOCKING: Moderna "trials" predicted the pandemic on the vaxxed.Government endorsements for abortion protests.Updates on the abortion ghoul patrol.Industrial child sacrifice and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.Tranny murder files and more movies off the silver screen.A house divided...investigates itself?UFO disclosure and you: Don't expect much.Link to all livestream pictures used!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt,

144:49

It's Called We Do Some 'Splaining With Brian Staveley

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/01

COVIDBoots on the ground investigation on the "pandemic"Mass shootings where no one was shot9/11 the hoax.What's in the vaxx?!It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood for the Mandela EffectBrian S Staveley has been a podcast host and researcher since 2010. His topics of expertise are 9/11 & Media Fakery, Psychological Operations & Hoax Events, Exposing NASA, Covid-19 & Deciphering The Mandela Effect.Brian has over 1500 videos in just the past 4 years & Countless podcasts prior to

142:34

TNE: #LIBTARDS Trending

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/01

John Fashcroft rejoins the party to make #libtards cope and seethe!Tweets from mad (((people)))Satanists and their synagogues provide us some ghastly laughs.COVID doom and gloom.Tranny spooky Gala event review.Fictosexual relationship problems.PICS ARE HERE: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-0EvEbOJJfISV6U3VUWbwIMNiswSfj3I?usp=sharingGuest: John FashcroftPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and GrognakBreak Music: Dr. Hippolord by WeedruidNecronormiecon: Atlantis in the Atlantis in the Colorado

131:27

Food Fights, or How the WEF Reset the Table

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/01

General Mills takes fire from general food shortage.Corn Bombs, Bird Flu, and Mosquito terrorism.The war on your food supply is on!The ouroboros is the answer with cannibalism?Shortages and empty shelves.Your social credit score will keep you fed.Discounts on purchases for proof of vaccination.Self sufficiency and you: How to not starve to death in the next great depression.Self sustain to sustain. Gardens, Fish Hooks, and Farms.Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, and GrognakBreak Music: Conspiracy Music Guru

130:03

TNE: Water Bottle Darth Vader

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/01

Twitter News and other crying piss babies.Lone Skum is verified to verify hoomans to mock trannies like Bill Gates.Masktard Olympics! The livestream votes for the gold mask winner.Russian Space warZ and ISS manoeuvres!Spiderman doesn't say gay.Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and GrognakBreak Music: Eternal Salvation by Goldengates (Noisereich channel on YouTube)Necronormiecon: The System's Neatest Trick Pt. 5 and Endnotes, read by Dogbot

133:40

A Standing Ablation For Pyroclastic Nonsense

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/01

Johnny, Reinhardt and Grognak sit down for some esoteric geologyposting! Is the science settled on volcanos? Do they show up in the Bible? Just how many “portals to hell” are there? Later on, some continuation on the crystal tree scrapyard hypothesis, petrified titans and stone serpents abound! Get /comfy/ and enjoy the discussion!MEGA LINK FOR PICTURESPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, and GrognakBreak Music: Black Lava by SatyriconCreepypasta: Doppelganger, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt

131:34

TNE: Colloquial Internet Theory

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/01

Grab your hand sanitizer, it's time for the evening news!Dead Internet Concern TrollingMask mandate based hot takes from the AI internet.Trans celebrity death match begins.Today in (sacrificial) HIStory.Incoming asteroid death #33409 and Jewish holoporting on the ISS.Lone Skum bothers Black Twitter.School Easter Bunny wants your kids.Parkland shooting sugar daddies?Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and GrognakBreak Music: Diviner by Inborn TendencyNecronormiecon: "The System's Neatest Trick" Part 4,

171:48

The Pharmakeia Apocalypse with Mr. E

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/01

The one and only Mr. E stops by for an interview. The trans agneda, the divine androgyne, twinning, freemartins, and more, the expert transvestigator that launched thousands of transvestigations covers it all. Later on, they take on NASA, the (fake) moon landing, the shape of the Earth, random creature encounters, COVID tyranny and is there a book in the making? Let's get /comfy/ and talk about some uncomfortable stuff!Mr. E's Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/OAx0XCP2TC4a/Panel: Johnny,

127:33

TNE: Ghost (Gun) Adventures

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/01

Lone Skum says time to download our brains into robots.Definitely contrails and not fallen angel tech crashed in Alaska.Silver Alert President has hookers on the (clone) brain.Nero-esque Biden busy diddling while Rome burns.All aboard the N Train for some false flags!Lazy Gilbert Gottfried crab dance.Fauci says it's time to self assess your Covidiots.Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and GrognakBreak Music: Atlantis by Moving FusionNecronormiecon: "The System's Neatest Trick" Part 3, read by

149:43

Paranormal America: The Grunch That Stole Swampmas...

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/01

The gang returns to ACTUALLY discuss Louisiana! The Rougarou, vampires and voodoo haunts in New Orleans, and what the hell is a Grunch anyway? Reinhardt returns from Ape Mountain and Grognak takes the week off as we get spooky (and shitposty) in the Pelican State!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt and DogbotBreak Music: "Husk" by Black FastCreepypasta: "Do Not Follow the Lights" written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt

134:54

TNE: Musk See T.O.T (Time Off Twitter)

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/01

Astro joins the gang for this one!How to perform a cuck block by your favorite wine making brown belt.Amazon bans its employees from using words and recommends they monitor the color of their urine.Ron Jeremy in current affairs. (Yes, we know)Defensive bio-labs and Chinese propaganda.Blacksploitation and more gay entertainment.Panel: Johnny, Dogbot, and GrognakBreak Music: Swarm Reigns (Down) by IsisNecronormiecon: "Lost Civilizations" from "Galaxy Brainset: How to Be Like Me, an Intellectual" by

147:02

The Southern Dingo & Sickle Cell Wrestlemania

The Paranormies ·

2022/06/01

The Southern Dingo finally joins the guys for what was supposed to be a tour of spoopy Louisiana. Instead, we find out what Dingo finds terrifying and get to hear his encounters with UFO's and unknown hog killing hunting camp killers. The guys then go on a tour de force of topics, from Sasquatch and the moon landing hoax, hog nuts, swamp monsters, and more cryptids, to germ theory and zoonotic herpesviruses. Let's get /comfy/ but watch out for those cot dang horseflies!

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