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PODCAST

Therapy Gecko

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

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All Episodes

00:59:06

THE DOORDASH THIEF

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/03/29

A Doordasher questions his morality after stealing the food of a customer who took too long to reply.Later we hear from an apartment maintenance man who hates an elderly tenant, a caller feeling jealousy over their friend’s streaming career, a dude getting an adult circumcision soon, and a recently retired soldier shares their experience as a bisexual person in the United States military.I have no idea what I am doing. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available

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01:00:41

GECK OF DUTY

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/03/26

A soldier keys me in on the pivotal moments of his life. Those moments include being struck by lightning at boy scout camp, dying twice, going to war, being trapped at sea on a military boat during the pandemic, his friend Joey, and much more. He’s a cool guy.Afterwards I talk to a guy feeling guilt for working at his dream job, and then the podcast is over.Can someone mail me some scrabble pieces? I misplaced a few. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now

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01:00:21

“I WAS IN A COMA FOR 6 WEEKS”

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/03/22

A caller describes his experience waking up from a 6 week long medically induced coma. Then a return caller explains how I somehow saved their life, a caller leaves his last employer poor Yelp reviews in an act of vengeance, and an upcoming social media star is not sure if they should continue making out with a Naruto cutout on TikTok. Go skip a rock down a river. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE:

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00:58:21

“I WAS LOST AT SEA”

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/03/19

A caller tells me how a company fishing trip stranded him at sea on a sinking boat while surrounded by sharks for 21 hours. Next a caller reads me notes from a journal they kept during an era of Tinder hook-ups, a caller ponders when to stop helping someone you care about, a concerned daughter worries her sister is scheming on their father’s will, and a final caller admits they’ve been habitually masturbating in sensory deprevation tanks.Write a poem about a hat and put it in your desk and never

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00:55:40

“THE FORCE IS WITHIN ME”

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/03/15

A caller tells me how their life has been going since their grandmother walked in on them pleasuring themselves with a vibrating lightsaber.Afterwards a caller shares that she recently discovered her partner cross-dresses and reveals some worries regarding their relationship, then I speak to a caller who claims to be the youngest therapist in Austria. Riding horses is more fun than driving cars. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe

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01:01:21

“I GET BIT A LOT”

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/03/12

A caller trying to get into the physical education industry is not sure if it’s worth getting bitten by his students. Afterwards a caller tells me about her mother’s longtime wish for her to be gay, a caller shares how buying a gecko suit ended in romance, and I catch up with a friend from high school. Buying a book always feels like I’m lying to myself that I’ll read it. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE:

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00:54:19

“I WANT TO FUCK LIGHTNING MCQUEEN”

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/03/08

A caller tells me why their patience for their friend's attraction to cartoon characters is wearing thin. Then a call center worker discloses that they look at their client’s homes while on the line with them, a caller discloses her obsession with blankets, and a final caller fears that there are not many “real” connections between people these days. Go to the hospital just to eat in the cafeteria. I heard they have good food. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are

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01:01:09

VACATIONS AND DEMONS AND STARBUCKS

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/03/05

A caller’s friend invites himself on the caller’s family vacation to Honduras and exhibits some bizarre behavior while there.Afterwards a caller reveals his aptitude for conjuring demons, a caller expresses their worries about orchestrating a “dancing hike” via Meetup now that 22 people have signed up, and a final caller wants to quit their job at Starbucks.I am going to go drink salt water. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT

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01:00:38

THE PIZZA MAN

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/03/01

A pizza delivery driver shares his experiences on the job, the various characters he meets along the way, and the frightening reality of seeing a bit of himself in these characters. Then a pair of brothers speak on some bubbling concerns over their gambling habit, a guy tells me how he and his best friend accrued 1.25 million dollars worth of debt, and a final caller questions if teaching grade school was the right career path for them. The DMV is a great place to make friends. I am a

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00:57:58

THE PROXY MARRIAGE

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/02/26

A caller tells me how they married a stranger they met on Instagram and moved with them to Germany within the span of three months.Afterwards a couple speculates on what to do with each other’s remains when they die, and a caller shares their desire to see Egypt after learning they were conceived on magic mushrooms.Try going outside. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA:

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01:03:55

“HEY I’M TONY HOW YOU DOIN’?”

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/02/22

I talk to a solider and aspiring chef about exploring his sexuality as well as the possibility of opening an Italian-Mexican fusion restaurant. Spaghetti tacos baby.Afterwards a caller tells me how picking up a naked hitchhiker taught them they do too much for others, I talk to a food service worker about the miracle of crack, and a final caller doesn’t want to inherit the family business.Check under your phone case for snakes. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are

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00:57:07

"WHAT I LEARNED FROM DRIVING A HOT DOG"

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/02/19

A caller reminisces with me about his time driving the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile across 30 different states.Then a caller tells me about their child’s secret open adoption, and we learn from a caller what it’s like being an ASMR YouTuber.Being an ant sounds scary. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM:

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00:55:53

“I HAVE 7 KIDS”

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/02/15

One of my favorite calls lately: a single mother phones in to tell me about the trials and tribulations that come with raising 7 kids. It’s a real deep one.Afterwards a caller discloses that they have been vengefully using their employer’s company credit card since being fired, and a final caller knows for a FACT that the world is a simulation.Watch your step. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE:

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01:00:16

"I HATE MY NAME"

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/02/12

A caller fills me in on the pros and cons of being named Will Smith.Afterwards a caller tells me how he used several loads of cum to get revenge on his roommate, a caller has difficulty connecting with her estranged sister, and a caller trying to re-enter the dating scene as a single father.Do you have any games on your phone that I could play? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE

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01:01:42

"GOING TO RAVES AND DOING DRUGS WITH MY MOM"

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/02/08

A caller tells me about her mother joining her “rave family”, and how that’s just the tip of the iceberg in their non-traditional relationship.Then a caller shares his desire to nuke his life and move abroad, and a final caller argues that things will be okay.Running near the pool is not allowed, but it is fun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA:

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02:16:25

TIM HEIDECKER GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/02/05

In a great full circle moment I am joined by comedian Tim Heidecker to talk to callers about time traveling coins, yard sale drama, life with a micro-penis, and other stuff too.Check out Tim’s YouTube channel here: https://youtube.com/@TimHeideckerAnd if you haven’t already go watch Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job + Tim and Eric’s Bedtime Stories on HBO Max.Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available

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00:05:29

i have a big announcement

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/02/03

I am going on tour to 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, Canada, and Australia. Tickets are available now at https://therapygeckotour.com. Get ‘em before they sell out. DATES:3/16 PHOENIX AZ3/19 LAS VEGAS NV3/20 SALT LAKE CITY UT3/22 AUSTIN TX3/23 DALLAS TX3/24 HOUSTON TX3/29 DETROIT MI4/2 COLUMBUS OH4/3 INDY IN4/4 ST. LOUIS MO4/5 CHICAGO IL4/7 MILWAUKEE WI4/12 SAN DIEGO CA5/1 NASHVILLE TN5/2 ATLANTA GA5/3 TAMPA FL5/4 WEST PALM BEACH FL5/17 DENVER CO5/26 OSLO NORWAY5/28 COPENHAGEN DENMARK5/30

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01:05:17

CONFESSIONS OF AN UBER DRIVER

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/02/01

A caller explains how his job as an Uber driver has had a profound effect on his life in a variety of ways, a caller debates the ethics of pissing in the sink, and a final caller tries to be less competitive so she can attend board game night in peace.With a change in perspective, stains on the carpet can be decoration. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA:

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01:07:26

GEXUAL HEALING (feat. Kazumi)

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/01/29

A caller wrestles with the consequences of sleeping with his uncle’s fiancé, and a mother and daughter reflect on their lives while on a road trip from Florida to New York.Then I am joined by adult film star Kazumi to talk to callers about their fear of holding babies, faking your death, and advice on talking to girls.Check out the full episode with Kazumi on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/UIkfLsjhZpAGo pet a cat. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now

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00:59:22

"I RUINED SOMEONE'S LIFE"

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/01/25

Stories of MySpace misuse with a decades long effect, a caller trying to be less hateful, a pair of sisters dealing with their mother, and a cousin who fucks chickens.Vlogs are like nature documentaries of humans. I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING

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