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Jonesy

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it"s only Florida.

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00:17:29

So sorry we lost your skull, sir! Flights canceled...

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2024/08/20

Flights cancelled in Japan after scissors go missing. Woman admits being part of monkey torture network. Couple sues Atlanta hospital for allegedly losing part of patient's skull following brain surgery. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:15:50

Woman runs over boyfriend with car on their way to...

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2024/08/19

Iowa man allegedly shoots his father in face after complaint about smelly feet. Woman tries to run boyfriend over with car on their way to couples therapy. Alaska Airlines flight makes sudden diversion after pilot says he's not certified to land the plane. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:19:16

Floridaman drives truck through strip club for...

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2024/08/16

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Annual Florida Python hunt: Florida has dangerous animals that can kill and here's a list of the deadliest. Floridaman drives semi truck into Tampa strip club after being kicked out. Florida Boaters Keep Finding Cocaine in the Water. Floridaman stabbed roommate over argument on who spent the most on fueling their car. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the

00:18:05

Circumcised without consent leads to apology. Taliban...

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2024/08/15

The Taliban are working to woo tourists to Afghanistan. Cats appear to grieve death of fellow pets – even dogs, study finds. New Zealand hospital apologizes after a man was circumcised without his consent. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:17:24

Lice in passenger's hair leads to emergency landing....

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2024/08/14

Dublin Zoo enlists help of breastfeeding mothers to encourage female orangutan bond with her newborn. American Airlines Flight Makes Emergency Landing After Passenger Spots Lice In Woman's Hair. MAGA fans call for boycott of Dunkin Donuts: ‘The Bud Lite treatment’. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:18:19

Lady steals $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from...

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2024/08/13

Cult-Favorite Japanese 7-Eleven Sandos and Snacks Are Coming to the U.S. Call for Buddhists to Stop Donating Energy Drinks to Monks. Lady stole $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from school meal program. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:15:14

Glitterbombing Mars will make it better to dance on....

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2024/08/12

Blasting 'glitter' into Mars' atmosphere could make it more habitable, say scientists. Man in Thailand arrested for stealing women’s underwear, says his wife doesn’t have the ones he likes. Woman dies after getting caught in baggage carousel at Chicago airport. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:17:04

Hurricane blows cocaine onto Florida beach. Lady...

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2024/08/09

FORIDA FRIDAY - Hurricane Debby washes over $1 million of cocaine onto a Florida beach. Florida woman hurls burrito at husband after argument over Taco Bell. Florida woman arrested for DUI during Hurricane Debby blamed storm winds for failed sobriety test. Florida man wanted for stealing $1,000 worth of adult toys. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website

00:20:38

Chess player poisons her rival pre-match. Mayor asks...

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2024/08/08

Chess Player Suspended After Allegedly Poisoning Her Rival. Ontario Premier requests Wasaga beach visitors not poop in the sand. American woman found in Indian forest had been chained to tree for 40 days. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:20:49

Airline now allows women to purchase seats away from...

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2024/08/07

Indian airline now allows women to purchase seats away from the creepy men. Man Arrested After Assaulting a Toyota Prius. Users are lifting lady hosts' skirts remotely during live-streams in China. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:15:10

Black clothing banned in classrooms but the 10...

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2024/08/06

New York State bill bans classrooms that reach 88 degrees and hotter. Middle school bans all-black clothing, citing mental health concerns. Louisiana governor tells parents against Ten Commandments in classrooms: 'Tell your child not to look'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:18:14

Pole vaulter’s huge package costs him Olympic medal....

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2024/08/05

French Pole Vaulter’s Large Bulge Costs Him an Olympic Medal. This Texas Bar's Weekly Dildo Races Create Fun Vibes. Baby Karens are nearly extinct. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:23:07

Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled ‘Bag of...

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2024/08/02

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled ‘Bag of Drugs’. Florida woman drowns her roommate's pet spider in ginger ale. Florida mom accused of screwing nail into daughter's buttocks. Floridaman arrested after he lassos alligator, ties it to fence, then calls 911. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host

00:19:39

Unseasoned chicken led to brawl with bug spray, fists...

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2024/08/01

Man in Indonesia stabs another man to death over chicken or egg debate. Australian hockey star amputates finger to play at Olympics. Unseasoned chicken led to brawl with bug spray, fists and knives. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:17:28

Corpse shortage at medical schools. Disney cancels...

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2024/07/31

Corpse shortage in Scotland as medical student enrollment rises. Disney World axes ‘offensive’ bear Liver Lips McGrowl from show. Japan cracks down on use of rideable electric suitcases amid tourist boom. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:15:05

Champagne sales down because people aren't cheery....

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2024/07/30

Champagne sales down worldwide in 2024 because of a lack of 'cheer'. New York bans realistic active shooter drills in schools. Doctors surgically remove 40cm bottle gourd from farmer’s rectum. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:16:07

Stripper, emotional support monkey and a football...

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2024/07/29

Boneless chicken wings can have bones, Ohio Supreme Court rules. Japanese supermarkets begin tracking and optimizing workers' smiles. Texas football coach marries stripper nicknamed 'pole assassin' with pet monkey.// SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:22:19

Florida police order no selfies with the depressed...

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2024/07/26

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida police tell people to stop taking selfies with a depressed blackbear. Bookstore aimed at selling books banned in Florida opens. Florida Man resists arrest while being arrested on a warrant for resisting arrest. Ron DeSantis says cops can’t agree on how much weed a joint holds. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com

00:19:28

Tourist burns feet off in Death Valley. Japan...

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2024/07/25

Japanese restaurants say they’re not charging tourists more, they’re just charging locals less. Police search for man with 'evil' tattooed on his face. Tourist burns his feet off walking barefoot in Death Valley. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:21:20

Resurrect dead loved one's with AI avatars....

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2024/07/24

Companies offer to 'resurrect' deceased loved ones with AI avatars. Astronauts could ditch diapers on spacewalks thanks to new device that lets them drink their pee. The First Ever Cheese Museum Opens in Paris. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

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