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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe

The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn"t. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.

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01:12:30

Ep. 102 - Wedding Season

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/09/22

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mark Zuckerberg losing money, Brett Favre getting government money to build his daughter a park, and Wegmans ending Scan and Go app for obvious reasons. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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00:48:35

Bonus EP - First Job Jitters

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/09/19

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the new King! Plus a few other things, but mostly it's Shalewa teaching Gastor about how the monarchy works. Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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01:12:54

Ep. 101 - Disrespectfully Eaten Wings

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/09/15

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about being in the zone, a DoorDash driver snacking on your meal, and Jimmy Kimmel committing to the bit. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:45:20

Bonus EP - Black Soul Cap

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/09/12

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about new swimming caps approved for black hair, the sale of real "pearl necklaces," and a North Carolina School accidently/on purpose baptized 100 kids. *Ed. - Gastor was so thrown off by this story, that he accidently shared this as part of the previous episode description.* Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram:

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01:04:18

Ep. 100 - Best Hugs

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/09/08

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Wally the Gator crushing a local best-pet contest, a North Carolina School secretly baptising 100 students, and the Mcdonald's merch collab you never expected. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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00:47:47

Bonus EP - 500 Deep

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/09/05

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about DaBaby over estimating his fanbase, scientist trying to resurrect the tasmanian tiger, and Goldman Sachs losing an entire division of young workers. Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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01:28:30

Ep. 099 - We still do this?

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/09/01

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about guns being shipped to a high school, cocaine shipments being hidden in the baby wipes, and Ben&Jerry doing the right thing by cocoa. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:55:27

Bonus EP - Bison Boom

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/08/29

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Capital Records signing and dropping a digital rapper, a Silicon Valley Startup that promises to make everyone's voice sound "white," and horny Bisons trying to get some at your local National Park. Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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01:25:02

Ep. 098 - Decadence

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/08/25

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about 10 year olds hustling adults on Venmo, McDonald's finally taking my business advice, and a man who's house desperately needs a strong fence. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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01:01:30

Bonus EP - Been There

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/08/22

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the WeWork remix getting funding, baseball player dropping his cellphone midgame and gray wolves getting into real estate. Come Check out Gastor workout his new show - The Sugar - twice this week in NYC and

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01:35:38

Ep. 097 - Pay Them

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/08/18

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Swizz Beatz and Timbaland suing Triller, Tommy Lee still trying to show us his stuff, and Earth approaching 8 billion people! Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:49:08

Bonus EP - Loyalty is Royalty

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/08/15

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Texas governor bussing migrants to New York, iHOP on the come-up, and Dominos giving up on it's Italy expansion plans. @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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01:22:18

Ep. 096 - Rage Age Appropriately

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/08/11

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about tax deductions for fetuses, councilwoman driving over grubhub delivery people and a church in Texas remixing Hamilton. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:49:15

Bonus EP - Pointless Skyscrapers

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/08/08

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about plans to build an unnecessary skyscraper, collapsing screens, and vegan food at Cracker Barrel. @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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01:26:42

Ep. 095 - Dreams

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/08/04

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the cancelation of a music festival in Atlanta, a Pastor being robbed in Brooklyn, and an $1800 McMuffin. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:48:41

Bonus EP - Life Advice

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/08/01

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shopify layoffs, The Kardashian's versus Instagram, and 5 years of involuntary flatulence. @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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01:08:28

Ep. 094 - Reset

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/07/28

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about angry chess robots in Russia, feral chickens in Hawaii, and billion dollar lotteries. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:39:21

Bonus EP - Joy & Pain

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/07/25

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Chipotle shutting down union efforts, MIT picking up radio signals from space and gas prices dropping below $4 in certain states. @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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01:27:41

Ep. 093 - You Wildin!

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/07/21

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Billionaires wildin' out! Elon and Errol Musk? Both Wildin! Major League Baseball? Wildin! Netflix? Wildin Too! Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:51:00

Bonus EP - Euro (drop)step

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2022/07/18

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Euro and the US Dollar reaching parity, the worst variant yet, and Spain figuring out public transportation. Tickets to "Don't Reach in the Bag" on July 21st in Brooklyn, NY https://www.fnlbk.com/upcoming/2022/7/21/dulc-sloan-presents-dont-reach-in-the-bag-by-shalewa-sharpe @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram:

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