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Therapy Gecko

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

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All Episodes

02:59:40

ANTHONY FANTANO GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/01/22

I am joined by renowned music critic Anthony Fantano to talk people on the phone as geckos.Topics include the toilet seat market, dealing with being alone, identity theft, a horny pet bird, the ethics of smoking weed, how long is too long to pursue a musical career, going on a date to the morgue, and other stuff too.Check out Anthony’s website here: https://www.theneedledrop.comI am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE:

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00:59:29

"I WAS BANNED FROM YOUR SHOW"

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/01/18

After being banned from my Twitch chat, a caller explains why he sent the message that got him banned and asks for a second chance.Then a caller tells me how their partner’s gender transition has caused them to reconsider their relationship, and a final caller desires to create a version of himself that isn’t being held back by his horniness.Life is short. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE:

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01:01:47

"I DRESS UP LIKE A WOLF SO I CAN FEEL SOMETHING"

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/01/15

A caller has issues with feeling empathy and emotions, and tells me how their “femboy furry” persona has helped them navigate this.Afterwards a college student struggles to tell her mother that she’s a cam girl, and a final caller wonders if she should ditch her group of friends that constantly make fun of her.Don’t tell my mom I’m a gecko. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD

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01:01:31

THE PREGNANCY EPISODE

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/01/11

A caller considers becoming a surrogate mother for her boyfriend’s aunt at the age of 19.Then a guy calls in to express his constant fear that his girlfriend will discover his massive collection of pregnancy hentai, and a final caller who has recently retired reflects on her life.DM me on Instagram (@lyle4ever) your best joke. I am a gecko Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA:

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01:06:45

"I HAD TO GIVE A RESTRAINING ORDER"

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/01/08

A caller tells me how the multiple boundaries their high school math teacher crossed resulted in a lifelong restraining order.Then we hear from a caller whose coworker makes out with dogs (yes dogs) at their work events, a person who has spent over $300 on gifts for their crush, and a final caller struggling with how his misdirected anger has hurt his mother.Gasoline smells kind of good in a weird way. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the

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00:59:14

“I’M ADDICTED TO PROSTITUTES”

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/01/04

A caller tells me how his addictive personality is currently fueling his desire to spend all his disposable income on hook ups with prostitutes.Then a caller from Germany expresses concerns over her boyfriend using Instagram too much, and a final caller keys me in on their niche obsession with 9/11.Wasn’t that party wild last night? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: http://therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA:

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00:57:50

"MY GRANDMOTHER HATES ME"

Therapy Gecko ·

2023/01/01

A caller (excitedly?) tells me of an (incestual?) relationship between her father and step-grandfather.Then we hear from a guy who believes his grandmother may hate him after years of her refusing to say “I love you” back, and a final caller grows suspicious of her new boyfriend after he asks her for a large sum of money.Animals have no concept of a New Year. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE:

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00:58:27

“I’M AFRAID THE END OF THE WORLD IS SOON”

Therapy Gecko ·

2022/12/28

A caller tells me how a bible study trip resulted in a persistent feeling of anxiety about the world ending.Afterwards a caller gets caught in a love triangle with his girlfriend and her mom, and a student from Germany calls in the middle of the night to reflect on how his rough childhood inspired him to teach children about emotional vulnerability.Don’t do anything I wouldn't do. Or do. I’m not your mom. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the

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00:59:35

THE POWERFUL CUP MANEUVER

Therapy Gecko ·

2022/12/21

A man and his girlfriend reflect on a very impressive feat involving a McDonalds cup, a delivery truck, and explosive diarrhea.Then a health care worker tells us what he’s learned from working in a hospice, a man struggles with being shamed by his social circle for his fetish for being cucked, and a final caller debates what cut of pizza is the best while his wife writhes in pain from labor contractions in the background.Leave some crickets out for me this holiday season. I am a gecko. Tickets for

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01:01:00

"I WENT TO THE STRIP CLUB WITH MY MOM"

Therapy Gecko ·

2022/12/18

After a hard time living with her extended family in the hopes to save money, a caller reevaluates her options to move away after her uncle tells her she’s a disappointment. We also learn a lot about working at Target. It was a good call.Then after verifying that I am not a cop, a mother and son tell me about their recent family bonding experience at a strip club, and a final caller reflects on this episode’s calls while saying a bunch of stuff about capitalism.Happy Hanukkah. I am a gecko. Tickets

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00:56:38

"I'M A SAD CLOWN"

Therapy Gecko ·

2022/12/14

A depressed clown talks about how difficult it is to make friends in the clowning community after becoming sober. We brainstorm some ways they can get out there and grab life by the honking red nose.Then a DoorDash driver tells me about delivering food to active crime scenes, a student tries to judge his peers less, and a final caller attempts to gain more perspective on mortality after a member of their Dungeons & Dragons campaign passes away.How do I get rid of a pimple on my left cheek? I think

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01:02:27

"I PRETEND TO BE A BABY"

Therapy Gecko ·

2022/12/11

An active member of the “adult baby community” calls in to talk about this taboo subject, which involves daddys, diapers, rattles, and more. If you’ve ever wanted to know what goes on in a convention hall of adults pretending to be children…this is the episode for you I guess.Later a caller tells me how spending Thanksgiving in a mental hospital resulted in a much healthier perspective on family, and a guy chats with me while passing kidney stones. Movies are more user friendly books. I am a

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01:00:47

"MY THERAPIST ADOPTED MY CHILD"

Therapy Gecko ·

2022/12/07

A new mother tells me how her family’s therapist ended up adopting her child with little questions asked. Now after gaining some distance from the process, the caller starts to rethink the situation.Then two guys seek advice on how to successfully perform pranks in a Walmart, a woman wonders whether or not her fears of her boyfriend cheating on her are warranted, and a guy who attended one of my live shows tells me about a romance that formed between him and another attendee.Roll a 3 or higher for a

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00:59:44

"I DON'T LIKE YOUR PODCAST"

Therapy Gecko ·

2022/12/04

An actual licensed therapist calls in to tell me why he doesn’t like this podcast…and we eventually find some common ground over this extended conversation.Then a final caller seeks advice on how to start a bug themed podcast despite knowing absolutely nothing about bugs. I think it is a really good episode.Send me pictures of very juicy oranges on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE:

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01:01:32

GECKING YOUR OWN WAY

Therapy Gecko ·

2022/11/30

After years of working in her parent’s Chinese restaurant with no pay ever since she was a small child, a caller tells me of the difficulties she fears will arise if she goes against her parent’s wishes and pursues her own goals.Afterwards a caller tells me how he tricked several people by starting a fake bakery, a caller fears his entire identity is centered around working at Microsoft, and a caller starts to see the negative side effects from habitually pulling his hair out.Plastic plants can be

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01:01:09

"I AM A VAMPIRE"

Therapy Gecko ·

2022/11/27

A caller persistently performs his Elvis impression for me instead of getting tested for an STD he may have recently contracted.Then I speak to a caller who claims to be a vampire rapper, talk to a couple who’s dealing with the girlfriend having just cheated on the boyfriend, and help a final caller who’s dreading seeing his twin brothers during the holidays.Live. Laugh. Geck. I am a gecko.NEW GECKO MERCH: https://www.therapygecko.com/LINK TO GUATEMALA VIDEO:

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01:01:48

"I AM A SEX ADDICT"

Therapy Gecko ·

2022/11/23

A caller considers becoming celibate after 6 months of non-stop hook ups.Then a caller and I discuss why we can’t be friends, a caller searches for more excitement in her life, a man explains how watching porn ended in a messy break up, and a final caller pursues legal recourse after being fired from her job.Is it too late to show up to the Macy’s Day Parade with a giant gecko balloon? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE:

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01:10:36

"I'M LIVING IN MY CAR, AND IT'S KINDA NICE"

Therapy Gecko ·

2022/11/20

A caller describes her reasoning for temporarily living in her car, which we find out is a complex web of pros and cons.Then a guy confesses his sexual attraction to curtains, a caller asks how to get her co-worker to stop using her like a therapist, and a couple attempts to “sexually negotiate” with each other.Afterwards I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE who is on vacation alone in Cancun.DM me a screen shot from your favorite movie on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko. Link to full Cancun video

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00:56:20

"I WAS UNJUSTLY FIRED"

Therapy Gecko ·

2022/11/16

A caller tells the story of getting fired from their dream job as an art teacher for unjust and possibly illegal reasons. We discuss whether or not the caller wants to pursue legal action after a series of negative experiences.Afterwards a man tells me of a journey involving 6 gallons of piss, a caller plans to get married at 19 as a “practice run”, and a final caller tells me what it was like being born without a butthole.Don’t worry about that weird thing you did. I am a gecko. Tickets for my

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01:04:37

"I CATFISHED SOMEONE"

Therapy Gecko ·

2022/11/13

A caller tells me how she made a fake tinder profile to get back at a guy who is now a close friend of hers. We discuss whether or not she should ever tell her friend that the profile was her.Afterwards a self-described shut in tells me how his isolation has started to get in the way of his life, a caller believes their life might be a scripted TV show, and a final caller is stuck on a rock…in a river…alone.I hope I can be a gecko and talk to people on the phone for at least 7 more years. I am a

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