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Jonesy

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it"s only Florida.

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00:16:35

Cocaine Sharks invade Brazil. Father decapitates...

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2024/07/23

Cocaine sharks found off coast of Brazil. Jersey father accused of decapitating seagull in front of family. Rapper Snoop Dogg to carry Olympic torch ahead of Paris opening ceremony. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:22:07

Plants with offensive names will be renamed. Japan...

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2024/07/22

Japan's gymnastics captain out of Olympics for drinking and smoking. Human finger found in driveway and returned to owner. Plants With Racist Names to Be Renamed. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:16:07

Florida stripper sues to remain a stripper. Florida...

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2024/07/19

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida stripper sues state over law raising age requirement. Florida woman bites flight attendant on United Airlines. Florida woman flips off camera before plowing car through special needs school. Florida man called 911 about having phony 'suicidal thoughts' so he could hitch free ride to Tampa. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website

00:19:19

This illegal Trader Joe's spice will get you...

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2024/07/18

Melting ice caps slow Earth's spin and makes the days longer. Museum boss admits Picassos exhibited for 3 years are fakes she painted herself. South Korean airport authorities crackdown on Trader Joe’s bagel seasoning. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:19:01

Young people are getting groped a lot in Japan....

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2024/07/17

10% of young people in Japan have experience being groped recently. Suspected drug-smuggling tunnel found in Tijuana is so long authorities don't have enough oxygen to reach other end. California city aims to host world's largest water balloon fight. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:15:42

Too much cocaine is hurting Columbia. Elon offers his...

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2024/07/16

Colombia Faces a New Problem: Too Much Cocaine. Father of 12 Elon Musk Offers His Sperm for Colony on Mars. Police in Southern California warn of hugging robbers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:20:39

Taco Bell opens a retirement community. Mexico...

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2024/07/15

Taco Bell opening 'retirement community' in California. Mexico ‘cancels’ statue of Greek god Poseidon after dispute with local deity. Greece's new 6-day workweek law takes effect. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:18:49

Two Florida women, one sandwich. Floridaman shoots...

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2024/07/12

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked female Florida inmate tried to jam sandwich into cellmate's mouth, then bit lieutenant. Floridaman is arrested after stealing beer and forgetting one of his children in the store. Florida woman arrested for making serious threats to the Governor. Floridaman shoots self in groin in front of girlfriend while trying to kill her ex boyfriend. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:13:51

Man broke into pet store to release the animals. Man...

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2024/07/11

ANIMALS ANIMALS ANIMALS! - Man wearing pajamas broke into a pet store and released the animals. Prison in Brazil uses geese to guard against escapes. Man in China caught smuggling 100 live snakes in his trousers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:25:32

Porn Passports coming this summer. German city...

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2024/07/10

Spain’s new ‘porn passport’ is coming this summer. Germany Is Actually Renaming a City After Taylor Swift. Paramedics Advise Not Shooting Fireworks From Your Orifices. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:23:14

Offensive Happy Meal will be called just "The Meal"....

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2024/07/09

Vending machines dispense ammunition at Alabama grocery stores. Cyclist fined for kissing wife during Tour de France. McDonald's rebrands Happy Meal as just 'The Meal' for Mental Health Awareness Week. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:19:03

Teacher livestreams up her skirt during class....

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2024/07/08

Thai teacher caught livestreaming under skirt while teaching class. Welsh Government to ban politicians from lying. Live rhino horns injected with radioactive material in project aimed at curbing poaching in South Africa. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:22:25

Florida crack bears are fair game. Floridaman on a...

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2024/07/05

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested after allegedly trying to withdraw 1 cent from bank. DeSantis signs bill making it legal to kill ‘crack bears’. FloridaMan On A Tricycle Fights Man With A Machete Over A Flashlight. Floridaman cut Florida’s arts funding over ‘sexual’ festivals. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy

00:20:22

College has a student height requirement. Rapper's...

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2024/07/03

University in Vietnam establishes a student height requirement. Rapper BG ordered to have all future songs approved by US government. New App in San Francisco Lets You Spy on Bars to See How Busy They Are. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:18:11

Man squirts his urine at ladies as an ice breaker....

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2024/07/02

Four fisherman die after drinking from bottles found in sea. Man fined for squirting mixture of urine and flour onto woman's dress to try to chat her up. A nude cruise launches next year called The Big Nude Boat. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:19:27

Government robot worker commits suicide. Minister...

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2024/07/01

Maldives climate minister arrested for performing ‘black magic’ on the President. South Korea administrative robot commits apparent suicide. Do not let your friends urinate on you: Medical advice on how to treat a jellyfish sting this summer. *Plus BONUS original song - Sting of Love. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host

00:19:23

Man flies to Florida to attack gamer with a hammer....

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2024/06/28

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man arrested for shooting a Walmart delivery drone. Florida dad arrested after 15-month-old daughter eats his weed. Nearly all Florida beaches have unsafe levels of human poop. Gamer flies from New Jersey to Florida, attacks man with hammer over online gaming dispute. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW

00:21:47

Church sells plots of land in Heaven. Golf course...

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2024/06/27

North Carolina golf course rents out llama caddies to carry your clubs. Eternal Real Estate? A Church in Mexico Is Selling Plots of Land in Heaven. Edinburgh offers cash prizes for taking photo of yourself putting rubbish in a litter bin. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:13:50

Beastiality Bus pulled over in PA. You can't sell...

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2024/06/26

FDA warns company selling products with human fecal matter without approval. Alleged bestiality bus with dozens of animals stopped in Pennsylvania. Two US astronauts stranded in space on board Boeing’s Starliner capsule. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:15:34

Poop protest in the Paris river postponed. Flat...

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2024/06/25

Parisian poop protest postponed. Flat Earthers Are Getting Their Own Competition Style Reality TV Show. NASA shows interest in an asteroid worth $10,000,000,000,000,000,000. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

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