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PODCAST

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

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42:19

TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 WATFORD 2 - 2 LEEDS UNITED

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2024/03/30

Clevs first game at home and despite an 85th minute equaliser (almost) everyone is in good spirits having seen a "front footed" performance against a top of the table team. The undoubted good will towards the current interim manager see some call for or at least be well dispositioned towards making it a permanent appointment. Wherever you are, it feels like most have been heartily impressed by how TC (which also now stands for Top Cat apparently) has conducted himself so far whilst in the hotseat

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29:40

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - West Bromwich Albion (Away)

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2024/03/29

Joined by friend of the pod and DNSYE ambassador to the EFL Kev from “Where’s Kev” joins us to talk about the Bank Holiday trip to his beloved baggies!! We find out about who and what has been the driving force behind Albions charge for the play offs and we find out about some former hornets.In the Prediction League, John both jumps and falls over on a small green trampoline with its safety features removed, in order to manoeuvre multi-coloured dice to try to catch Carl at the top of the table.A

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38:15

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Leeds United (Home)

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2024/03/27

Finally the end of the international break is in sight and we can get back to moaning about Championship football again! Hurrah!! Major Tom's first home game is against the League Leaders Leeds United. We chat to Darren from LS11 and hear about how their season has gone and which players we should look out for. We cover off their last few managers in 1 in 10 and move on to the prediction league with Carlos looking like he might run away with things - however like Leeds - nothing can be taken for

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52:48

DNSYE - MORE BORED OF THE INTERNATIONAL BREAK NONSENSE

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2024/03/26

As an alternative to international football or watching paint dry your hosts chat on many things with little or no knowledge of any of the subjects. The latest share ownership news is as insightful as Justin's story of Monkey World, Forest, Gardens or Wooded glades! We chat about the revelations in the "Wobbly Obs" from William Troost-Ekong (who we still think shouldn't have ducked!!), Pete and Justin squabble over Boothroyd (yet) again as Justin suggests he might be our second greatest manager

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48:10

DNSYE - MAPS & LLOYDINHO SPECIAL PART TWO

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2024/03/22

Part Two sees us examining Maps and Lloydinho goals before finding out about both players representing Jamaica and the issues with altitude, rivalries, odd refereeing and heat playing against some big footballing names in the CONCACAF area.The lads choose their best 5-a-side from their playing colleagues – neither choose many defenders and the Maps makes a late sub!!!Pete thinks that a time to pilot a feature is when we have two legends in attendance by trying to recreate “Player In Focus” questions

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48:03

DNSYE - MAPS & LLOYDINHO SPECIAL PART ONE

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2024/03/21

We chat with Adrian Mariappa and Lloyd Doyley about how they started their careers at Watford “Centres of Excellence” that turned to Academy set ups during their formative football years. Tales of determination, setbacks and fighting back to keep progressing both their individual games as well as their journey to first team football are lessons that todays aspiring footballer could do well to listen to.The importance of seeing the pathway to the first team & how reserve team football was the

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1:05:00

TWITTER SPACE - BIRMINGHAM CITY 0 - 1 WATFORD

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2024/03/16

We hear the fan reaction following Tom Cleverley's first game in charge in the away win at St Andrews! We hear from the regulars and some occasional callers before the 5 word and long form reviews, Haikus and Limericks!!COYH!!!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.Huge thanks to all our Patreons:Chris Giannone,RichWFC2,Steve Holliman,Paul Fiander Turner,Sean Gourley,Lee Anselmo,John Parslow,Mark

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1:00:04

DNSYE - ANOTHER RANDOM STREAM OF NONSENSE 2 OR MAYBE...

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2024/03/13

After the Opposition View we just kept chatting about things and went from one subject to another. Carl has a fractured skull and has recently been in a coma but Justin and Pete have no such excuse! Questions from X or Twitter were discussed, the social media turmoil of the last few weeks came up and Pete went off on one again, Protest scarves, Indian, Mangalese and Persian food preferences, what is the vegetable that goes into Mogo, pool diving and the Premier League finance deals came up plus

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33:32

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Birmingham City (Away)

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2024/03/12

Tom Cleverley is set to lead the team as the Hornets travel to St Andrews but we talk to Sam from Blues Focus to hear about a season that has involved John Eustace, Wayne Rooney, Tony Mowbray for a fortnight (Get well soon Tony btw), a takeover involving an appearance from Tom Brady and Jay Stansfield!The prediction league sees Jarvis learn to talk and John go very Sci-fi on us - and then he starts SINGING!!! Justin is for throwing in the towel but is forced to continue - begrudgingly and then

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26:51

DNSYE - SUBBUTEO SPECIAL

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2024/03/11

Pete talks to Helen an artist who specializes in bespoke Subbuteo players via a "whatsapp" voicemail chain about her work and Justin and Pete wonder all over the place (again!) remembering Subbuteo, defunct toy Watford shops, Cigarette lighter and ashtray combination sets, Egg Flip and Soda water dispensers!!!Pete comes up with an overly elaborate plan for a competition (at least it doesn't involve dogs for once thank goodness!) for listeners to help select the kit and player for a unique piece form

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1:29:44

TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 - WATFORD 1 - 2 COVENTRY CITY

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2024/03/10

PART TWOThe second half of the Spaces and all the fan reaction, 5 word and long form reviews plus limericks!!!! After all this we fired Val and off we all went again!Thanks as ever for all the contributions and whatever opinions you hold on our club or the myriad of nonsenses that we end up going off on.COYH!!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.Huge thanks to all our Patreons:Chris

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1:07:51

TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 - WATFORD 1 - 2 COVENTRY CITY

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2024/03/10

PART ONEBefore Val was let go and Tom took the hot seat - here is the first part of the reaction to the 1-2 defeat to the Sky Blues. COYH!!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.Huge thanks to all our Patreons:Chris Giannone,RichWFC2,Steve Holliman,Paul Fiander Turner,Sean Gourley,Lee Anselmo,John Parslow,Mark von Herkomer,Neil Silverstein,Steve Brown,Dave Lavender,Kasey Brown,Nipper Harrison,Boyd

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56:16

DNSYE - VAL GOES! CLEVS TAKES THE HOT SEAT!

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2024/03/10

In the aftermath of the home defeat to Coventry City we all pondered how long it might be before the Management at the club took steps to prevent the slide in form being replicated on the league table. We spun up an X/Twitter Spaces and took the temperature of what people were thinking late on Saturday night.The Coventry Post Match Phone In pods will be up on SundayCOYH!!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views

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42:33

TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 - WATFORD 1 - 1 SWANSEA CITY

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2024/03/07

Part 2We hear the rest of the calls form the midweek draw with the Swans with a couple of great debut calls asking for us to consider how we talk to each other online, provide support and also rueing elements of the season.5 word reviews, long forms, haikus and limericks are not all about honey!!!COYH!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT.Huge thanks to all our Patreons:Chris

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1:01:15

TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 - WATFORD 1 - 1 SWANSEA CITY

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2024/03/07

The reaction to the 1-1 home draw with Swansea also saw a rather disturbing and contentious week thus far of social media commentary. Carlos makes a come back having got out of hospital(thank you everyone for your thoughts and comments) and then we get into half football half social media contention and hopefully put it to bed for a period......oh who are we kidding this is Watford FC!!!As ever a massive thank you to all contributors.COYH!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch

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29:13

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Coventry City (Home)

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2024/03/06

We chat to our friend David from Coventry who once again dons a quality garment for the occasion. We find out how Coventry have bounced back from play off disappointment but how things aren't too great at the minute, we talk about Sheffield Wednesday and "that" Kasey Palmer incident and agree that one idiot does not define a club, we get onto the Coventry Manager "1 in 10" which is going swimmingly with David doing all the right things, like ignoring the rules, until we get to Boothroyd and then

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33:07

THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Swansea City (Home)

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2024/03/04

Luke from Swanscast tolerates Justin swooning over his voice again in order to let us know how their season has gone and how the new manager is coming along. We find out if a former Home Secretary ever did play and manage the Swans plus we discover why Brendan Rogers is 10/10 and Elvis int he Principality during "1 in 10"! The prediction league sees John Jarvis turn in contrasting style videos and the Hornets hopes are pessimistic! COYH!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch

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1:43:26

TWITTER SPACE - PART 2 MILLWALL 1 - 0 WATFORD

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes ·

2024/03/03

PART TWO is long but eventfulWe pick up with Ambassador to Dubai John,and he discusses draining boards, Troy and Millwall TV commentators and asks is there any point changing Head Coach before getting Pete rambling on about takeover discussions and the new deal for the distribution of Premier League money to the Championship, League 1 and League 2 clubs.Sean joins us and ask “what is happening with Andrews” and asks has he perhaps been sold already? (This is later demonstrated not to be the case)

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1:04:52

TWITTER SPACE - PART 1 MILWALL 1 - 0 WATFORD

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes ·

2024/03/03

Pete gets all carried away first with a button that plays the “Duff Duff’s” from Eastenders and secondly,he starts talking about Washing up and draining boards. Callers insist that he pull himself back to concentrating on the football. Terry asks why we seem to be getting worse in terms of results and performances since Boxing Day. Alan joins us and wants to talk abo ut the washing up as a preference to the game but eventually get back to looking down the league table and asking where the next

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47:03

DNSYE - TROY SPECIAL PART 4

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2024/02/29

PART 4By this time we had been talking so long with Troy that his family were probably worried about his safety! We discuss relegation, what that meant for players, the managerial appointments in a season played almost entirely behind closed doors, coping with injuries but trying to contribute before turning to Watford strikers currently and Troy's thoughts - which will possibly surprise a few.Finally we come to the "Do Not Scratch Your Eyes" goal and what it is like being in the middle of a moment

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