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Jonesy

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it"s only Florida.

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00:15:14

Man had sex with a train seat. Hong Kong demands...

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2024/06/24

Hong Kong Tells Residents to ‘Smile More’ as Government Tries to Revive Declining Tourism. Man accused of having sex with train seat on MetroLink. Woman earns Stanford master’s degree at 105. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:20:47

Florida lady shot roommate for being messy....

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2024/06/21

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida McDonald's employee shoots at customers who said their order was wrong. Floridaman dentist arrested after making more than 100 online threats. Playground stolen from Florida school for children with autism. Florida woman shoots roommate, says he didn’t clean up after himself. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website

00:19:33

Man's genitals removed by enemy while asleep....

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2024/06/20

‘Anti-woke’ water becomes a hit for conservatives. Indian Man's Genitals Removed While He Was Sleeping. Study show eating cheese plays a role in healthy, happy aging – who are we to argue? // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:16:38

New SexBots powered AI to hit shelves. Come back to...

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2024/06/19

China's next-gen sexbots powered by AI to hit the shelves. Employers lure workers back to office with promise of their own desk. Vermont Republican confesses to secretly pouring cups of water into colleague’s bag for months. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:16:41

Police conduct mock shooting for students who now...

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2024/06/18

Woman didn’t know she was pregnant, gave birth at Golden Corral. Elephants may refer to each other by name. Burlington Police Terrified High School Students With Mock Shooting. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:24:48

Crocodile ate their dogs, so they ate him. Hire a...

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2024/06/17

A crocodile was terrorizing an Australian town, so residents cooked and ate it. Like Uber, but with guns new car service in Phoenix. Edible robots could end up on a menu according to scientists. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:20:35

Floridaman sneezes and his colon falls out at the...

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2024/06/14

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man takes naked stroll through park with good reason. Floridaman sneezes and his colon falls out at the diner. Florida school board bans a book on book-banning. Floridaman crashes car through a jail and the it gets weird. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:28:14

Man broke into home to perform exorcism on former...

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2024/06/13

Four Tops singer says hospital put him in straitjacket after not believing he was in Four Tops. A restaurant wanting a ‘grown and sexy’ vibe bans diners under 30. Man breaks into former Chick-fil-A co-worker's home to 'perform exorcism'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:20:51

Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy....

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2024/06/12

Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy. German town votes to have all pigeons killed. Chiquita Banana Co found liable for financing terrorist group. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:18:46

Jesus had an erection when he dies, says priest....

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2024/06/11

Venomous flying spiders with 4-inch legs spread across East Coast. Catholic priest keeps job after reportedly claiming Jesus died with an erection. Canadian walking her dog finds more than 40 rotisserie chickens in the woods. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:23:29

Books about farts and butts are back in Texas...

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2024/06/10

Woman Who Shops in Her Sleep: Rare Disorder called 'Sleep Shopping'. Texas library must reinstate books with 'butts and farts,' court says. Tokyo govt to launch dating app to boost birth rate. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:17:15

Florida woman called police on herself during a...

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2024/06/07

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Lab-grown meat isn’t on store shelves yet, but Florida has already banned it. Florida woman called 911 on herself during attempted carjacking. ‘You’re not allowed to stop me’: Florida woman leads officers on chase. Floridaman Caught Pushing Stolen Coca-Cola Fridge Through Neighborhood. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com

00:25:03

Porn takes over Amazon tribe after they finally get...

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2024/06/06

Why scientists say we need to send clocks to the moon. Elders Of Amazon Tribe Slam Elon Musk's Starlink For Exposing Young Members To Porn, Social Media. Online shop selling USED TAMPONS to strangers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:18:26

Straight men get free beer at bar's Heterosexual...

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2024/06/05

Flavor Flav Orders Entire Red Lobster Menu in Effort to Save Company. Idaho bar declares June ‘Heterosexual Awareness Month’ with free beers for straight men. France Arrests Three People After Coffins Found at Eiffel Tower. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:17:40

You will soon be able to grow new teeth. Your orange...

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2024/06/04

Humans May Be Able to Grow New Teeth Within Just 6 Years. Texas professors sue to fail students who seek abortions. Orange juice makers consider using alternative fruit as prices skyrocket. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:19:45

Town bans sex dolls and genital costumes for parties....

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2024/06/03

Italian village with 46 residents has 30 local election candidates. Spanish tourist town bans sex dolls and genital costumes for bachelor and bachelorette parties. Massachusetts teacher on leave after holding mock slave auction and using racial slurs. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:25:41

Shirtless Floridaman robbing Wendy's with finger guns...

Weird AF News ·

2024/05/31

FLORDA FRIDAY - Shirtless Florida man tries to rob a Wendy’s with finger guns blazin. Florida men of stole 150 gallons of used cooking oil. Florida couple had sex on Naples Pier at 4:30pm. Florida child brings hollowed-out, inert grenade to elementary school. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:19:28

Cash for vasectomy reversals to help declining birth...

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2024/05/30

South Korea Offers Cash for Vasectomy Reversals in Bid to Boost Languishing Birth Rate. Mariachis attack flame-swallower as Mexico’s disputes between street performers reaches new high. Student council apologizes over giving girl group's used water bottles away as prizes at a talent show. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and

00:22:21

Poop balloons sent from North Korea to annoy...

Weird AF News ·

2024/05/29

Ramen lovers continue to eat noodles as restaurant goes up in flames around them. 81-year-old arrested after police say he terrorized a California neighborhood with a slingshot. North Korea reportedly sends balloons carrying excrement into the South. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:16:54

Mexican cartels take over the tortillas. Family gets...

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2024/05/28

Mexican cartels taking control of tortilla industry. Family stricken with rare brain worms after eating undercooked bear. Scientists brew killer bee beer. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

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