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Neon Brainiacs (A Retro Horror Movie Podcast)

Neon Brainiacs is a comedy podcast about retro horror movies with your hosts, and independent filmmakers, Ben and Lance (and former co-host Gregg). Your heroes break down the movie"s plot, remember the good times, and get lost in plenty of humorous diversions. We love to engage with our audience, and hope you"re willing to be in on the joke. While we do a play-by-play of the movie, this show is tailored a little more for those looking to laugh at their work desk. Nostalgia and laughs rule the

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66 - Don't Open Till Christmas (1984)

Neon Brainiacs (A Retro Horror Movie Podcast) ·

2018/12/12

If you're dressed as Santa, you'd better watch out! This week we're tackling the British holiday slasher Don't Open Till Christmas from 1984. This one may have broken us, maniacs, because we derail a lot. Topics include using the phone way too much, peep show prices in 80s England, and we finally break out our Jerry Seinfeld impressions. This episode is sponsored by Hellraising Hot Sauce!

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65 - Elves (1989)

Neon Brainiacs (A Retro Horror Movie Podcast) ·

2018/12/05

These elves are not your buddy, maniacs... This week we kick off three weeks of Christmas-themed horror flicks with the 1989 head-scratcher Elves! This one is one of the more bizarre movies we've covered to date. Topics include a brief Greek history lesson, comparing crappy horror movie puppets and GOOD GOD HOW IS THIS A PG-13 MOVIE? Also, this week's episode is sponsored by Hellraising Hot Sauce!

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64 - Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)

Neon Brainiacs (A Retro Horror Movie Podcast) ·

2018/11/28

This week we delve into some sweet suffering with Pinhead and the gang in Hellbound: Hellraiser II! This is the first franchise we've done in sequential order so don't be shy about checking out our prior Hellraiser episode before this one. We chat about the magnificent return of strategic non-boob showing, Cannibal Corpse album covers and the Hellraiser/Charles Bronson crossover movie we so desperately need.

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63 - Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama (1988)

Neon Brainiacs (A Retro Horror Movie Podcast) ·

2018/11/21

Let's bowl some turkeys for Thanksgiving, maniacs, because this week we're hitting the lanes with Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama from 1988! While we analyze this bizarre low-budget flick, we discuss the defintion of "the whim-whams", 90's cereal mascots, Static-X and the bizarre novelty of a fully clothed Linnea Quigley.

Five Movies We've Covered That Use "Turkey" As An Insult

Neon Brainiacs (A Retro Horror Movie Podcast) ·

2018/11/19

Holiday horror movies are nothing new. One could argue they're a staple of the genre. Christmas and Halloween have been covered to death – literally – and even lesser revered holidays like Thanksgiving have gotten their fair share of screen time. From the greats like Blood Rage to the schlock-filled wastes of celluloid like Thankskilling, horror fans have loaded up on a cornucopia of Thanksgiving horrors. And what's a day like Thanksgiving without turkey? According to Dictionary.com, the use of the