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Crispy Coated Robots

Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson

"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

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28:46

Crispy Coated Robots #257- Best Psychiatrist in...

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2025/01/21

Are you ever going to text me?This episode should be sponsored by Wahlburgers.Jason, Jim, and Joseph dive into a deep discussion about the best psychiatrists in movies and television. Jason performs the best public service announcement for generator care.You're good enough and people like you.The only Analrapist makes it on the list.Joseph likes his psychiatrist to have a refine palate.Jim demonstrates can't help himself with the Dr. Zachary Smith impressions.What is going on with Bill ...

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46:20

Crispy Coated Robots #256 Best TV of 2024

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2025/01/14

Are you ever going to text me?This episode has no empty calories.Jim, Jason, and Joseph gush over the best TV series in 2024.Damn you Apple for not allowing me to binge.Jason connects with his son's high school experience through the power of a sitcom.This F#k'in guy!It's a fun Walking Dead.Jim heralds the best un-PC show in a long time.Baby Reindeer: the most disturbing thing that you can't look away from.Sally Struthers!!Jim is upset that his video sports character's skill level is only 47....

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Crispy Coated Robots #255 - Best Movies of 2024

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2025/01/07

Are you ever going to text me?Jason has listened to most of this episode (but hasn't finished it).Jason, Jim, and Joseph review the best movies of 2024.What do you mean, "You People!” Joseph admits to being a sucker for a good road-trip flick. Jason's documentary entry is nothing more than a Dunkin Donuts commercial. Wicked 2: Electric Boogaloo Jim has decided to take the same amount of time to critique Boyhood as it took to make it. Chalamet over Hubert? Joker 2...

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29:38

Crispy Coated Robots #254 - 2025 Anticipations

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2024/12/31

Are you ever going to text me?This episode has warm nuts.Jason, Jim, and Joseph foretell the things they are looking forward to in 2025.Jim explains the risky behavior of dancing on a very slick floor.Joseph craps on 2025 in general and is looking forward to 2026.Jason is looking forward to bird flu...really?Jason and Joseph geek out on the tech and science to come in the new year.Throwback to 2000s, when music started to really suck.Which car maker in joining F1 in the new year?Is the world ...

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23:37

Crispy Coated Robots #253 - Best Holiday Traditions

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2024/12/24

Are you ever going to text me?This episode includes the reappearance of Sausage Cheeseballs!!!!Jason's dog, Dash saves himself using his "5th leg".Joseph explains the proper way to drink Cherry Bounce. According to Jason, the Pennsylvania Dutch company makes better eggnog than pretzels.Jason's Christmas traditions involve cheaters and clog toilets (and we wonder why he doesn't like the holidays).The Talking Christmas Tree, an alternative to visiting Santa for the poor kids.Joseph lament...

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33:30

Crispy Coated Robots #252 - Best Shows To Binge This...

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2024/12/17

Are you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't require subtitles.Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush on their favorite tv binges for the holidays.Jason finds his favorite kind of entertainment happens in a parking lot.Jim admits to loving some Kenny G.The show gets derailed by Michael McDonald impressions.Energy Vampire.Jason wants to hold out for the HD version of CHiPs before starting his binge.The girl or the dog? What is the real reason Jason is interested in this internet series?Who is...

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46:48

Crispy Coated Robots #251 - Best Documentaries

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2024/12/10

Are you ever going to text me?This extra-size episode is like salmon swimming upstream.Jason, Jim, and Joseph geek out on their favorite movie documentaries.Roger Moore takes on GM to save his beloved hometown, From Flint with Love. It's Convene!A real man climbs a mountain like James T. Kirk.There are three sides to every story: your side, my side, and several impressions.Jason opens up about addiction to McDonald fries.Jim stumps the others with his favorite documentary about a diabeti...

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29:53

Crispy Coated Robots #250 - Funniest Death Scene in a...

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2024/12/03

Are you ever going to text me?This episode serves as a warning against marble flooring. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the funniest death scenes in movies. Joseph suffers through pain and mockery in this episode. A bad case of the flu makes for an impromptu killing that is hilarious. Boobs, blades, and a pretzel. Joseph reminisces about the scene that made him laugh and his date cry. Just ring the bell, you p#*sy. Our house is a very, very Monty Python ...

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33:10

Crispy Coated Robots #249 - Movies We Are Thankful For

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2024/11/26

Are you ever going to text me?This episode explains the difference between Sh..t and Shinala.Jason, Jim, and Joseph give thanks for the movies that have a special meaning to them.Joseph and Jason lament about their phobia of getting new phones.Jason is thankful for the financial advice from Navin R. Johnson.Love Brokers!!!!Joseph gives an early Mother's Day thanks for being scarred as a child from watching Jaws way too young.Jim doesn't want to let go of his memory of watching Frozen with his...

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34:22

Crispy Coated Robots #248 Best Movie Fight (No Weapons)

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2024/11/19

Are you ever going to text me?This episode is not a chawade. It needs total concentration.Jason, Jim, and Joseph grapple with a list of their favorite hand to hand combat scenes.In our day, smacking a kid in the face for lying was pure comedy.Jason publicly challenges Mike Tyson to a fight.Jason divulges some of his marital preferences in bedroom. Jim prefers his fight scenes to include a cat.Thirty years before Edward Norton's performance, Jim gave the greatest "self-fight" scene ever.B...

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35:12

Crispy Coated Robots #247 - Worst Movie in A Movie...

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2024/11/12

Are you ever going to text me?This episode includes the Hooah Pacino.Jason, Jim, and Joseph pick out the worst movies in a franchise. What's up Doc?Jason is triggered again when Madam Webb is brought up.The boys give their best movie advice on how to survive an atomic bomb.It was a new, new hope.The Avengers: The Rise of Chat GPT.You can't do it right without Cousin Eddie.You can't put nipples on the bat suit.Jaws 4 has it all, including a terrible Jamaican accent.Which movie made Sylves...

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31:37

Crispy Coated Robots #246 - Best Island Movies

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2024/11/05

Are you ever going to text me?This episode was 47 years old when recorded.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of best island movies.Arnold Palmer. Who knew?Jim is still upset about the broken promise of a Gilligan Island movie.Before Propecia, you just needed Crisco.We have dinosaurs. We can win this.Blue Lagoon - a perfect Daddy-Daughter movie?Someone get these MF'n sharks off this MF'n island!Jason talks about losing his "virgin things" while watching King Kong.Welcome to the Empire of the Ant...

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41:10

Crispy Coated Robots #245 - Best Scary Movies

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2024/10/29

Are you ever going to text me?This episode wears a ridiculous beard for Halloween.Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat you to some of their favorite movies they watch after passing out candy.Fidelio.Your mother sews socks that smell.Joseph explains why he gets so thirsty when watching a good possession scene.Jim has a strict policy of waiting for prequels before watching any movie series.Jason confesses the secret of his twenty-five-year marriage started with a cruel joke involving twigs.You can't wi...

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32:29

Crispy Coated Robots #244 Best Halloween TV/Movies

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2024/10/22

Are you ever going to text me?This episode points and laughs.Jason, Jim, and Joseph provide tricks and treats for their Halloween special.Jim and Joseph challenge the belief that enough can't be said about Paul Lynde. Jim provides his life hack for reusing Halloween costumes.There is nothing that says, "Halloween" like William Shatner giving a play-by-play analysis of a failed seance stunt. It's the "Arby's" of Jim's choices for scary movies.Jason is still trying to figure out what ...

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Crispy Coated Robots #243 - Best Political Movies

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2024/10/17

Are you ever going to text me?This episode is the October surprise.Jason, Jim, and Joseph stop the steal and "democratically" elect their choices for the best political movies. Joseph selects an 80s movie that is so long, it is still playing today.Jefferson Starship and Kevin Costner make one heck of a political thriller."No joke! I'm being serious right now. And another thing." Jim revises history and talks about how Lincoln would drink your milkshake.President Vincent Barbarino?R...

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30:26

Crispy Coated Robots #242 - Best Opening Guitar Part...

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2024/10/08

Are you ever going to text me?This episode cannot decide if it is a riff or a lick.Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the impossible task of listing the best opening rock and roll "guitar parts" of all time.Jim's guitar riff impressions are almost as good as his Charles Grodin impressions.Joseph likes to think of himself as the "historian" of the group, inaccuracies and all.Jason reminisces about his performance playing an Atari guitar for a talent show.We were Grunge before Grunge.We still don't...

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38:52

Crispy Coated Robots #241 - Worst Performances By...

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2024/10/01

Are you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't know its E chord from a G chord. Jason, Jim, and Joseph critique some of the worst acting performances by non-actors.Jason laments over his broken guitar. Just wrong.Jim recounts the day Mariah Carey begged him to play her music.It's like Showgirls without the nudity.Joseph blasphemes the acting performances in A Hard Day's Night.So much makeup- So many Brooklyn accents.Thanks a lot, Simon Cowell.Jim and Jason take on the Swiftees ...

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Crispy Coated Robots #240 - Best Prison Movies

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2024/09/24

Are you ever going to text me?This episode weaponizes Morgan Freeman impressions.Joseph finally gets his apologies from Jason and Jim for wrongfully being accused of being tardy to the shows.Jason confuses serial killing with comedy.Jim admits his penchant for women in bondageJoseph shares his lessons learned about prison bathroom etiquette.What!... I'll be 180 years old when I get out!What does Pappion mean? Hint: It's not a terrible idea about a clown in a concentration camp?Note from Edito...

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37:29

Crispy Coated Robots #239 - Best Football Movies

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2024/09/17

Are you ever going to text me?This episode is tuned to the key of H minor. Jason, Jim and Joseph toss around some of their favorite football movies.Jim presents his first (and most likely only) book review.Jason goads Jim into another another Al Paccino impression.Omaha! Omaha! Oyage!My bloody football!Joe Montana craps all over Jason's feel-good movie.What is the name of the team in the Disney classic, Gus?How much is a drop kick worth?

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Crispy Coated Robots #237 - Best Fake Presidents in...

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2024/09/10

Are you ever going to text me?This episode may give you pink eye.Jim, Jason, and Joseph salute some of their favorite fictional, cinematic Commander in Chiefs.Check out "The Girls" on Cinemax.Gentlemen, you can't fight in (the War Room)!It's a toupee of sorts.Delivering speeches to the House of Representin'We can only dream of what it would have been like to have another Eisenhower in office.Shark Sandwich!HOAPJason admits to choosing a second weekend of seeing the Hope Diamond over a weekend...

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