The Boston Helltics won the Finals and everyone hated it. The fellas refuse to pile on the “boring” narrative and break down what went wrong for Dallas. Beard announces some tragic WNBA news, Mike announces the tragic death of a beloved sports legend, and Don announces that the Knicks are hiring Mo Cheeks as assistantContinue reading "119: NBA, WE HARDLY KNEW YE"
The fellas cover the first two games of the Finals and talk about Kendrick Perkins’ Christ-comp tweet. Mike brings the latest info on the new women’s 3×3 league, Beard is getting closer to his 4-2 Finals nut, and the fellas say rest in peace to their St. Louis Battlehawks. Don learns that sometimes white womenContinue reading "118: WHAT ARE WE DOING TO OUR BEAUTIFUL QUEENS"
The fellas were too ill to pod last week, luckily they didn’t miss any big games or important deaths worth podding about. Back in full swing, they recap the ends of each conference final series. Mike got to see Fever vs Sparks and everyone’s jealous of his wealth and experience. Lively gets his flowers, RudyContinue reading "117: CANT-MAN AND FOULIHURTIN GO FISHING"
The Knicks are toast; Don’s devastated. The 2nd round of the playoffs is over, and the fellas predict the Conference Final results for the remaining four teams. Mike’s going to see Caitlin Clark play the Sparks and everyone’s jealous. Beard announces the all-rookie team, and the fellas give out the first Bed Dumper Award withContinue reading "116: DONTE DiVINCENZO’S INFERNO"
Mike’s back in town and brought along fan-favorite/brother Dave. The fellas have to pass mics around like a bunch of freakin amateurs. Bronny is smaller than he said he was, Wemby is unanimous, and the Knicks are in shambles. Luka was ROCKED by porn-gate. Is Ant really MJ incarnate? Check out the Patreon here.
Don’s doing a victory lap, non-Knicks fans beware. The fellas break down the season’s awards that have been announced so far. Darvin Ham got canned. Beard has some fun trivia about old guys. Check out the Patreon here.
Everyone is bummed except Beard. Don’s Knicks couldn’t close out a home game and Mike’s Lakers are headed to Galveston. This one’s a deeper dive into those 2 series with only brief overtures made to the other series. Beard announces the future of gambling. Check out the Patreon here.
The fellas convene in the early stages of the first playoff round and discuss Mike’s heartbreaker and Don’s heartmaker(?). Beard is considering allowing JJ Redick to coach the Hornets and has some thoughts on brands. Kelsey Plum is back on the market. Check out the Patreon here.
The fellas bring a special guest on who wore Mike’s clothes to really mess with his head. Meryn tries to talk Wizards without Mike mansplaining how podcast mics work (good luck with that). The play-in is in full swing and the WNBA draft went down. Wemby had an unprecedented season. Don’s workin through a fever.Continue reading "111: “WHO UP PLAY-IN WITH THEY WORM” WITH MERYN"
The fellas tried to watch the most boring part of the NBA season but were drawn in helplessly by the lure of college hoops. You all know the how the games went down, but you’ve never heard insight like “both championship games were similar in ways.” On the NBA side, Booker destroyed the Pels again,Continue reading "110: THE BROAD OVERVIEW"
The fellas blast through all the news that’s fit to pod for the NBA because the real story of the week is the Women’s NCAA Elite Eight. Caitlin went off, Hailey had the worst job in the world, you know the drill. Everyone’s still sick in this one, sorry. Check the paytch here.
March Madness is in full swing while the NBA plays games that are difficult to care about. Mike uses back-breakingly sketchy logic to claim a combined-team winstreak. Don hosts a quick quiz about turnover GOATs, Beard is a Bracket God, and college girls are swearing up a storm. In this week’s Patreon ep, the fellasContinue reading "108: ZION WILL(YUM)SON"
The fellas discuss the jersey swap that rocked the NBA community, welcome some new sports podcasts joining the fray, and deliver another edition of Next Week’s News. There’s a herculean effort to fill time in this one, which includes several “number bits” and guessing if certain schools are real. Strap in. To join the patreon,Continue reading "107: GRADEY DICK MAD LIBS"
The fellas return to recap some of the games of the past week: Doncic is up, Tatum is down. OG Anunoby’s return has Don off the ledge, and Mike’s Lakers continue to be weird. Beard foretells the future in another segment of “Next Week’s News.”
Nobody’s brain works on this ep, sorry. The fellas congratulate Kaitlin Clark for being the most important person in Iowa, fix the NBA, and introduce the new segment “Next Week’s News.”
The fellas discuss the Heat scuffle, Jimmy’s music video feature, Struss’ buzzer beater, the Knicks make-up call victory, and the scariest teams to look out for as the league makes its last push toward the playoffs.
Third mic "white" Mike is steadfast in his support of the hopeless Lakers, Beard's Hornets and Don's Knicks are dominant, and we ignore the Simmons Situation because it's been exhaustively covered. The fellas debate Vegas' predictions for regular season wins.
Third mic Mike gets instantly promoted after his gumshoe reporting on the dreaded NBA refs. The gang discusses the most worthless teams, ideal bubble roommates from last season, and Mike's warm milk drinking.