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TIL: Absurd Short Stories

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5:00

The Whimsical Voyage of the Snap-Crackle-Popping...

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2025/09/04

Greetings, often bewildered and delightfully absurd connoisseurs! Welcome back to another episode of Absurd Short Stories, where the chaos of nonsensical narratives finds a comfortable home. Fasten your seatbelts, or rather your ear goggles, because today's tale is a truly whimsical voyage! Imagine a porcupine named Percy, yet not just any porcupine, but the rare and audibly animated variety, known throughout his prickly community as the snap-crackle-popping wonder. Our story begins on a

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4:00

The Zany Zephyr Incident

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2025/09/03

Welcome, dear listeners, to another absurd journey on the podcast where the improbable becomes reality. Today, we dive into the curious and fantastical world of whisking whirlwinds and a particularly perplexing situation: The Zany Zephyr Incident. Our story begins on the banks of the unremarkably quaint puddle known as Misty’s Myst. Here, the unconventional pastime of umbrella parachuting had become the latest craze. But the tranquility of this oddball sport was about to be upended by an

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3:48

The Whisper of the Woozy Wombat

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2025/09/02

Welcome to another whimsical installment of 'Absurd Short Stories,' where we dive headlong into the delightfully bizarre. Today, we've got a story that combines miscommunication, an unexpected romance, and a dash of the absurd. Sit back, relax, and let's venture into 'The Whisper of the Woozy Wombat.' Once upon an especially peculiar afternoon, deep in the outlandish Outback, there lay a lazy little village. It wasn't so much sleepy as it was permanently entwined in a strange, lethargic

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3:29

The Marvelous Disarray of the Rubber Ducky Derby

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2025/09/01

Hello, dear listeners, and welcome to another episode of Absurd Short Stories, where reality packs its bags and moves to the left field. Today, allow me to plunge you into the splishy-splashy world of rubber duckies, races, and uncooperative bathtubs. In the quaint village of Duckton, renowned for its annual Rubber Ducky Derby, there was an unexpected commotion at the famed Boisterous Bath Lane. Each year, the townspeople gathered their most prized rubber duckies for this legendary event,

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3:51

The Enigmatic Escapade of the Jazz-Playing Javelin

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2025/08/31

Welcome listeners, to another delightful dip into the world of the absurd and unbelievable, with your favorite podcast, "Absurd Short Stories." Today, we are diving into a quirky universe where one particular object takes on an entirely improbable role—this is "The Enigmatic Escapade of the Jazz-Playing Javelin." It all began in a small, sleepy town where the residents had gotten used to their quiet lives and the comforting predictability of their routines. That was until the day when a

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4:18

The Caper of the Cheese-Chasing Capuchin

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2025/08/30

Welcome to another episode of Absurd Short Stories. Today, we're diving into a tale that promises to tickle your imagination and charm your curiosity. Grab your favorite snack, preferably one that doesn't run away, and join me as we explore the chaotic caper of the cheese-chasing capuchin!In the heart of a densely-packed and slightly overripe cheese market, there lived a capuchin monkey named Felix. Felix, unlike his fellow capuchins who spent their days in leisurely pursuits of climbing

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4:05

The Whistling Walrus Who Wanted to Ski

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2025/08/29

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and all lovers of the bizarre and whimsical, gather round for yet another installment of "Absurd Short Stories." We've got something truly nonsensical lined up for you today, a frosty adventure sure to tickle your funny bone and spark your imagination. Sit back, relax, and allow me to introduce to you...the Whistling Walrus Who Wanted to Ski. Once upon a time, along the windswept coasts of Antarctica, lived a walrus named Walter. But Walter wasn't just

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4:00

The Exuberant Episode of the Ice-Cream-Cramming Iguana

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2025/08/28

Welcome back to another whimsical episode of Absurd Short Stories, where the realms of reality and surrealism blur delightfully. Today, we unravel the unexpected antics of an ice-cream-cramming iguana, filled with colorful characters, tantalizing twists, and mind-bending fun. Once upon a sun-drenched afternoon in the heart of a bustling city park, there resided an iguana by the name of Ignacio. Ignacio wasn't your average iguana; no, he was notorious for his insatiable love of ice cream

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4:03

The Curious Case of Quango the Quarreling Quesadilla

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2025/08/27

Greetings, dear listeners, and welcome back to another whimsically bizarre edition of Absurd Short Stories, where we venture into the oddest corners of imagination. Today, we've got an utterly ridiculous tale about an everyday Mexican dish caught in an unusual predicament. So, buckle up for the curious case of Quango the Quarreling Quesadilla. Once upon a time, in a cozy little kitchen on the edge of the bustling metropolis of Taco Town, there lived a quesadilla named Quango. Now, Quango

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4:04

The Daring Dive of the Astrophysical Antelope

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2025/08/26

Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the curious corridors of 'Absurd Short Stories,' where the universe feels much broader and wackier. Today, we’ll travel along a path that defies scientific principles and kneel before the unorthodox: the mesmerizing tale of 'The Daring Dive of the Astrophysical Antelope.' In a realm far removed from any textbook or zoologist’s aspirations, there existed a dramatically flamboyant antelope known as Galileo. Galileo wore a monocle and preferred opera scarves

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2:40

The Surreal Safari of the Platform-Wearing Platypus

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2025/08/25

Welcome to another episode of 'Absurd Short Stories,' where the stories are surreal, the characters are questionable, and the plot twists are more bent than a pretzel. Today, we take you on an unexpected safari with a rather peculiar protagonist: a platform-wearing platypus named Percy. Percy the Platypus always had a flair for fashion, specifically platform shoes. It wasn't just the extra height it afforded him, but the way they clinked on the pavement gave him a rhythm he couldn't

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3:40

The Peculiar Saga of the Umbrella-Juggling Unicorn

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2025/08/24

Welcome to another whimsical episode of 'Absurd Short Stories', where reality takes a backseat, and the strange, the silly, and the downright hilarious drive us to realms unknown. Today, hold on tight for an outlandish adventure that's sure to tickle your fancy and twist your imagination in knots. This is the tale of the Umbrella-Juggling Unicorn, a sparkling narrative that combines the impossible with the inexplicable. In the mystical land of Fantasia, where the grass is always the color

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3:45

The Surreal Saga of the Tap-Dancing Turtles

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2025/08/23

Welcome, dear listeners, to another episode of 'Absurd Short Stories,' where the bizarre meets the improbable and everything in between. Today, we delve into a whimsical tale that defies all logic and sashays across the sands of time like a rogue wave at a beach party. This is the surreal saga of the tap-dancing turtles. On the luminous shores of Shelly Beach, where the sun always seemed to hang a little longer in the sky, a gathering of turtles were preparing for their annual tap dance

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3:36

The Fantastical Football Fortress Fiasco

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2025/08/22

Welcome back to another episode of 'Absurd Short Stories,' where the bizarre and whimsical come to play! Today, we have a tale so fantastical, so utterly bewildering, that it could only happen in a world not quite like our own. So, buckle up and open your imagination, as we dive into the Fantastical Football Fortress Fiasco. In the far-off village of Timbleroot, a peculiar fortress stood at the heart of the town, not for defense, but for football—a game cherished by the villagers. It

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3:42

The Bewildering Case of the Suitcase-Swimming Catfish

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2025/08/21

Welcome to another episode of "Absurd Short Stories," where imagination knows no boundaries and the colloquially impossible becomes palpable. Prepare yourself for a tale that's equally befuddling as it is endearing: "The Bewildering Case of the Suitcase-Swimming Catfish." Our absurd journey begins in a bustling metropolis where a catfish named Albert decided to forge his own path in the world—specifically, the world of competitive swimming. But being a terrestrial fish in a world of

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3:50

The Jellybean-Tinkering Tiger

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2025/08/20

Welcome to another episode of Absurd Short Stories, where imagination knows no bounds and the peculiar is just an everyday occurrence. Today, we unravel a story that promises to tickle your imagination. Join me as we dive into the whimsical world of Terry, a tiger, who discovers an unexpected talent for tinkering with jellybeans. Once upon a time, in the heart of an unusually colorful jungle, lived Terry, a tiger with a penchant for the extraordinary. Instead of chasing prey or lounging

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2:44

The Enigmatic Escapade of the Kaleidoscope-Crafting...

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2025/08/19

Welcome to another episode of "Absurd Short Stories," where reality takes a little vacation and imagination runs wild. Today, we delve into the whimsical world of a kaleidoscope-crafting koala named Kiki, who lived in the most colorful treetop nestled in the Australian outback. Kiki was known throughout the land for turning the humdrum into the extraordinary. Perched atop her towering eucalyptus, she had the uncanny ability to see the world through innumerable lenses—literally. Her

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3:26

The Paradoxical Pasture of the Polka-Dot Pig

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2025/08/18

Welcome back to another episode of Absurd Short Stories, where the only constant is the delightful disbelief you feel! Today we dive into a tale that weaves its wonder in a world where logic takes a holiday, and whimsy reigns supreme. Picture a meadow, lush and green, as serene as a symphony of sighs. But look closer, and there it is: a pig as pink as a cotton candy paradise, boasting a fashionable array of polka dots twinkling across its rotund belly. Meet Petunia, a pig with style,

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3:15

The Peculiar Predicament of the Yeti-Loving Yodelers

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2025/08/17

Picture if you will, the snowy peaks of the Himalayas, bursting with mystery and legend at every creak and turn. Amongst these chilling heights lies the quaint village of Frosty Fjord, home to the world’s most dedicated yeti enthusiasts: the Yeti-Loving Yodelers. This story begins on a crisp winter morning, as the sun peeked over the ridge, casting an ethereal glow on the village. Gertrude, head yodeler and amateur cryptozoologist, gathered her team of pastel sweater-clad Yeti-Lovers in

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3:43

The Cosmetic Fiasco of the Lipstick-Loving Lemur

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2025/08/16

Welcome, dear listeners, to another episode of Absurd Short Stories. Buckle up for a whimsical ride as we dive into our latest tale: the Cosmetic Fiasco of the Lipstick-Loving Lemur! You'll find yourself charmed by its bizarre beauty and mystified by its ludicrous logic, so let's jump right into this wonderfully absurd saga.In the heart of the dense and dazzling Malawati Forest, where the air dances with the chirping of playful birds and the rustling of curious leaves, lived a lemur named

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