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Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories

"Jeremy Hanson & Dan Baker | Morning Crankers Hosts"

Morning Crankers: Your Ultimate Global Comedy News Podcast for Unfiltered Laughs!"Disclaimer all music and sound FX used in this podcast is owned by Morning Crankers and licensed through Epidemic sound! Wake Up & Laugh with Morning Crankers! 😂 Tired of boring headlines? Morning Crankers is your ultimate GLOBAL comedy news source for unfiltered laughs, real news, and the most outrageous stories happening across the planet. Join your hilarious hosts Jeremy Hanson ("Hans") and Dan Baker

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33:31

Love Is a Dumpster Fire – Hump Day Harmonies, Dire...

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2025/04/09

Get ready for a wild ride on this week’s Morning Crankers Hump Day Show (4/9/25)! We kicked things off with our fan-favorite segment Hump Day Harmonies, featuring the ridiculously relatable original hit “Love is a Dumpster Fire”—because nothing says midweek like emotional chaos with a beat! But that’s just the start...🐺 Scientists are actually cloning dire wolves now—yes, the Game of Thrones kind (minus the CGI)!🎬 Left-wing film legend Oliver Stone surprises everyone by agreeing with Trump on a

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4:41

Morning Crankers song Love is a Dumpster Fire!!!!!!!!!!

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2025/04/09

Brace yourself for the most romantically tragic anthem of the year! Morning Crankers presents “Love is a Dumpster Fire”—the song that perfectly captures the chaotic beauty of modern relationships. With lyrics hotter than your ex’s rebound and melodies messier than a shared Netflix account post-breakup, this tune turns emotional disasters into comedic gold. Whether you’re happily single, regrettably committed, or texting your ex again, this original banger will have you laughing, crying, and possibly

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34:42

“Pee Smoothies, Orgasmic Breathing & Breast Milk Ice...

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2025/04/08

Buckle up for the strangest ride of your morning! The Morning Crankers are diving headfirst into April 8th's national days and quickly veer off into the land of the bizarre with a wild collection of strange but true stories that'll leave you laughing, cringing, and questioning humanity. 👨‍🦱 Meet the former model who proudly chugs his own pee and does pee enemas—because apparently, that’s a thing.💨 Discover the woman who’s developed a new wellness method called the orgasmic breath (yes, you read

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37:05

Beer, Brackets & Buffoonery: April 7th Shenanigans &...

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2025/04/07

It’s National Beer Day and the Crankers are crackin’ cold ones while diving headfirst into the chaos of April 7th! 🍺 From budget brews that won't break the bank to naming the best cheap beers that fuel tailgates and bad decisions, this episode is both hilarious and refreshingly honest. We also get into the madness beyond the March Madness courts—like protestors who seem to have lost the memo on why they’re protesting 🤷‍♂️. Plus, we discuss a troubling rise in missing children cases in Illinois and

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35:31

Dumbest Criminals, College Billions, NBA Suspensions...

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2025/04/04

On today’s wild ride of Morning Crankers, we’re serving up a buffet of bizarre, hilarious, and straight-up head-scratching stories! We kick things off with this week's Crankers Dumbest Criminal – and trust us, this one takes the cake 🍰 (and maybe tried to steal it too). Then we dive into a round of Would You Rather that gets more unhinged by the minute. From there, we get real about the billions of taxpayer dollars being poured into higher education – where’s it going and who’s benefiting? Next up,

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30:33

Crankers Court Is in Session: Straw Holes, Soap...

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2025/04/03

Welcome to the April 3rd episode of Morning Crankers, where logic goes to die and laughs are born! Today’s wild ride kicks off with a brand-new segment: Crankers Court—the only courtroom where common sense is outlawed. We take on the BIG debates:How many holes does a straw really have?Is cereal a soup or just a soggy mistake?If you drop the soap… is the floor clean or is the soap dirty? 👀Then we get inspirational with Daniel Kish, the real-life Daredevil, who has taught over 500 blind children to

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30:29

🔥 Doge Is Finishin’, Keanu’s Back, and Musk Drops a...

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2025/04/02

Happy Hump Day, Crankers! The April 2nd episode is packed tighter than Keanu’s gun belt! We kick things off with the wildest National Days you’ve never heard of—and a few you might be celebrating wrong. Then it’s time for our signature segment, Hump Day Harmonies, where we go live with our brand new original song, “Doge Is a Finishin’”—a politically incorrect, full-throttle spoken-word country banger that pulls no punches! We also dive deep into Keanu Reeves’ possible return in John Wick 5, plus the

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3:20

"Doge Is Finishin' – A Morning Crankers Comedy Hit"

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2025/04/02

Dive into the latest uproarious creation from the Morning Crankers podcast with their new comedy song, "Doge Is Finishin'." This satirical track takes a humorous jab at leftist progressives, Democrats, Communists, and LGBTQ communities, highlighting the things they'll miss when DOGE, Trump, and Musk are done. From transgender monkey studies to the gay Sesame Street in Iraq, and the corruption, fraud, and money-making schemes that have dashed globalist control, no topic is off-limits. The song also

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32:37

Morning Crankers: Luke Grimes’ Yellowstone Spin-Off,...

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2025/04/01

Get ready for a wild ride on Morning Crankers! Today, we’re diving into the latest buzz, from Luke Grimes’ rumored Yellowstone spin-off to Avengers: Doom Days speculation—is the MCU about to shake things up again? Plus, it's April 1st, so we’re breaking down the quirkiest national holidays you didn’t know existed! And of course, we’re playing Crank It or Yank It, where we rate the hottest (and not-so-hot) trends of the week. Don’t miss out on the laughs, chaos, and unfiltered Crankers fun

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31:53

Morning Crankers – March 31, 2025: Tater Day, Senior...

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2025/03/31

Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of Morning Crankers! We’re covering everything from quirky national holidays to breaking news and sports madness. ☕ What’s on the menu today?🥔 Happy National Tater Day! We’re diving into the history of this spud-tastic celebration.🚔 Senior Assassin Game Sparks Police Warning – Harmless fun or potential danger?🍽️ Applebee’s & IHOP Join Forces – What this major restaurant merger means for your next meal.⚾ Yankees’ Torpedo Bats Smash Records! – How a new

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23:02

🎙️ Morning Crankers - Feb 28, 2025 💥 "Boomers,...

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2025/03/28

Rise and shine with Morning Crankers, where we serve up your daily dose of laughs, hot takes, and pure mayhem! Today, we break down 5 classic boomer behaviors that send the younger crowd into a rage—because nothing says "timeless wisdom" like refusing to text back in under three days. 🤣 Meanwhile, the FBI launches a task force to tackle anti-Tesla domestic terrorists, because apparently, keying a Cybertruck is now a federal offense. ⚠️🚔 Then, we dive into National Day celebrations (as if we needed

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29:05

Morning Crankers: Trillion-Dollar Jobs, Japan’s Death...

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2025/03/27

Get your morning dose of Morning Crankers as we break down the biggest stories of March 27, 2025! We kick things off with March 27 National Days, then dive into trillion-dollar investments flowing into America—creating huge job opportunities for American workers! Next, we discuss the jaw-dropping case of Japan’s longest-serving death row inmate, who was exonerated after 40 years and offered a mere $1.4 million for his wrongful conviction. Is justice ever enough? We also explore DoorDash’s latest

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26:03

Morning Crankers Unleashed: Ozark Fellas, Criminal...

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2025/03/26

Get ready for another wild ride with Morning Crankers! Today, we dive into the National Days of March 26, belting out our brand-new hit Ozark Fellas! We also break down some of the most ridiculous news stories, including a criminal who broke into their own parole officer’s home (talk about bad decisions) and a DUI driver who plowed through a barbershop like a wrecking ball. Greg even pitches the genius idea of drive-thru haircuts—because who has time to stop? Plus, we analyze the Sweet 16 madness

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3:42

Morning Crankers Hillarious New Song "OZARK FELLAS"

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2025/03/26

A new comedy song Jerry Reedesque. Morning Crankers in Ozark Fellas. A comedy song about 2 donut loving Ozark Podcasters who love donuts and the ladies!!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers--6463272/support.

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26:31

Brain Rot, Pork Bans & Pentagon Blunders – Morning...

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2025/03/25

Hold onto your coffee, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is packed with wild stories, hot takes, and plenty of laughs! 🔥 RFK Jr. is all for banning phones in classrooms, and honestly, are we finally getting back to sanity? Speaking of phones, a new study says kids’ brains are turning to mush from cell phone overstimulation, with doctors straight-up calling it BRAIN ROT! 📱🧠💀 🥩 In the sports world, a woman gets hit with a performance-enhancing drug ban—but get this, it’s all because she ate

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32:35

Legends, Cheesesteaks, & Controversies – Morning...

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2025/03/24

This episode of Morning Crankers brings a mix of celebration and somber reflection. We honor the life and legacy of boxing icon George Foreman, who has passed away at 76, remembering his incredible career in the ring and his impact beyond it. Then, we dive into the deliciousness of National Cheesesteak Day, National Chocolate-Covered Raisin Day, and National Cocktail Day—because who doesn’t love a reason to indulge? Meanwhile, Google confirms that users must opt into their new AI, raising questions

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26:37

Morning Crankers 3/21/25: Cult Leader Busted, Ruby...

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2025/03/21

It’s Friday on Morning Crankers, and we’re serving up a fresh batch of comedy, chaos, and crazy headlines! We break down the March 21 National Days, from quirky celebrations to foodie favorites. In the news, police arrest the Head of the Zizian cult, while a numbing box office weekend sees Novacaine fall flat. The man behind the infamous Ruby Red Slippers theft dies before he can face justice—talk about dodging a sentence! Meanwhile, a live alligator turns up in a motel room (because, why not?), and

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26:10

Morning Crankers 3/20/25: Missouri’s Cancer Research...

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2025/03/20

On this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the hottest topics of the day! Missouri’s governor pledges increased funding for cancer research, while a shocking murder unfolds over a reality TV home-flipping dream gone wrong. The Kansas City Chiefs make moves, signing a new defensive lineman and running back. Meanwhile, eerie blue dogs are spotted near a Russian chemical plant, sparking wild theories. Plus, Danish Viking blood is boiling over U.S. involvement in Greenland! We also celebrate the

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25:47

Dead Broke Blues, NCAA Madness, Python Bandits &...

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2025/03/19

In today’s Morning Crankers episode, we kick things off with our own original song, "Dead Broke Blues"—because if you’re gonna be broke, might as well sing about it! Then, we dive into the absurd statistical nightmare of winning an NCAA March Madness bracket and reveal our dark horse picks to take it all. Meanwhile, across the pond, a British lawmaker goes to jail for beating a constituent (public service at its finest?), while a Michelin-starred chef whips up a pudding that tastes like old

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26:25

🎙️ Morning Crankers: National Days, Young Guns 3,...

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2025/03/18

Start your day with a shot of laughter! In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the bizarre, the hilarious, and the downright ridiculous! From the official National Days of March 18th (because who doesn’t love a good excuse to celebrate?), to the highly anticipated Young Guns 3 filming in New Mexico—yeehaw! Plus, we dive into sci-fi madness with Mickey 17, an upcoming film that promises mind-blowing twists. But that’s not all! We also discuss Last Breath, the intense survival movie

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