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Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

DREAD Podcast Network

A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn"t seen. Through very scientific (not

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01:06:40

Morbid Minisode 125: Yellowjackets 0301: It Girl

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2025/03/08

The tie has been broken!We're talking Yellowjackets, season 3, episode 1See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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01:17:58

Ep. 342: The Substance Part 2: “The Tale of Dennis...

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2025/03/05

Kim tells Ket Part 2 of The Substance. Ketryn’s goldfish brain was able to summarize what happened in part 1, so we pick up right where we left off. But by the end, Ket has whisked her cronish self away, into the forest, never to be seen again. All Hail Coralie Fargeat! Coralie Fargeat for President! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Substance.Writer/Dir. Coralie FargeatSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content)

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01:23:26

Ep. 341: The Substance Part 1: “The Tale of Dennis...

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2025/02/26

Kim tells Ket Part 1 of The Substance. “Oh, so NOW we’re giving awards to horror movies. Got it.” - Toni Collette. Don’t get us wrong, please give all the awards to this movie (but then a retroactive one to Toni too). In Part 1, everything seems to be going great. No cause for alarm. I’m sure it’ll all shake out just fine in The Substance…Writer/Dir. Coralie FargeatSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeKKSAM Facebook

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01:46:58

Ep. 340 Baghead: “The Tale of Mrs. Baghead Burpsmap”

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2025/02/19

Ket tells Kim about Baghead on Shudder starring the matriarch of KKSAM’s most beloved dynasty, The Burpsmaps. In times like these, it’s nice to be visited by old friends. Good thing Ket was telling Kim this one because Ket would, in fact, rather die than give up ownership of a 400 year old pub. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Baghead.Dir. Alberto CorredorWriters Christina Pamies, Bryce McGuire, Lorcan ReillySupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus

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02:23:38

Ep. 339 10 Cloverfield Lane: “The Tale of Travelling...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2025/02/12

Kim tells Ket about 10 Cloverfield Lane where a jolly John Goodman Doomsday Prepper is the least of our worries. Ket comes down pretty hard on the side of “let’s not RUSH to escape this whole thing.” There is spaghetti, after all... and a dude to doof… AND PUZZLES! Where. Is. The. Horror!? Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in 10 Cloverfield Lane.Dir. Dan TrachtenbergWriters Josh Campbell, Matt Stuecken, Damien ChazelleSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON

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02:19:16

Ep. 338 It’s What’s Inside: “The Tale of the Dangers...

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2025/02/05

Ket tells Kim about the Netflix horror flick, It’s What’s Inside! With all the stressors happening in today’s world, this… this was what almost broke Ketryn’s brain. They learned a really valuable lesson though: never switch brains prior to the full development of someone’s prefrontal cortexes. Kim also got a chance to see how far HER prefrontal cortex has grown! Way to go, Burnsie! Ketryn learned she’s always been a stick in the mud. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in

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02:35:02

Ep. 337 Cuckoo: “The Tale of Heavy Pours”

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2025/01/29

Kim tells Ket about Cuckoo starring Dan Stevens as a real creep, trying desperately to run from his own hotness and failing miserably yet again. Ketryn doesn’t really even want to release this episode because it contains the dumbest 5 minutes her brain has ever conjured, but Kim’s is making her. So, now, it’s immortalized… forever. Also, guys, cuckoo birds are effing CUCKOO! Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Cuckoo.Dir. Tilman SingerWriter Tilman SingerSupport the

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02:14:20

Ep. 336 Arachnophobia: “The Tale of the Head Coach...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2025/01/22

Ket tells Kim about the scariest movie sh'd ever seen in her life when she was 9 yrs old, Arachnophobia. Like all things in the 90’s, it contained propaganda for the Miami Dolphins. This time period also meant that husbands got gold stars for being the mediocre-ist dopes, while the women, like Molly and Marg, served slay all day, every day. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Arachnophobia.Dir. Frank MarshallWriters Don Jakoby, Al Williams, Wesley StrickWAYS YOU CAN

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02:27:10

Ep. 335 Re-Release A Dark Song: “The Tale of How You...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2025/01/15

Due to the devastating wildfires, Kim and Ket are re-releasing a favorite: A Dark Song, featuring their good pal, Jerry Tooneytown. Tune in for a brand new intro, status update on the KKSAM team, and information on how you can help!Ep. 82: A Dark Song: “The Tale of Jerry Tooneytown”Kim tells Ket about A Dark Song starring Catherine Walker and Steve Oram. There will be a shocking reveal about who is actually more in danger of being cultified. We’ll get to the bottom of Kim and Ket’s feelings

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02:24:32

Ep. 334 Trap: “The Tale of Farting Yourself Out of a...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2025/01/08

Kim tells Ket about Zaddy Hartnett in M. Night Shyamalan’s Trap. Lots happens but the most important take-aways from this episode are that Josh inspired some new merch: BUTCHER KNIFE heart heart heart, and Kim discovered… Streamyard sound effects. That’s right, folx! After 333 episodes, KKSAM has just discovered this feature. Don’t worry, they’ll beat it into the ground. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Trap.Dir. M. Night ShyamalanWriter M. Night ShyamalanSupport the

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02:18:22

Ep. 333 Black Christmas (1974): “The Tale of the...

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2025/01/01

Ket tells Kim about Black Christmas (1974) in honor of our beloved Sammie, Mac Parker, who campaigned his heart out for this Holiday Horror pick in our Patreon poll. At the time we recorded this, the girls never could have predicted that it would end up being a tribute to the memory of Olivia Hussey. Among her many accomplishments, she was also the reason Ketryn realized that sexuality was a spectrum. Most importantly, rest in eternal peace, our Juliet, our Final Girl, Jess Bradford, the

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02:31:42

Ep. 332 Gremlins: “The Tale of Kim’s Womb”

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2024/12/25

Kim tells Ket about their next Holiday Horror Pick from their Patreon Sammies, GREMLINS! Yes, that’s correct: Ket has never seen Gremlins. Ket was NOT ready for the cuteness… nor was Kim’s womb. She is currently with child. Sorry… with Mogwai. Or with Moo Deng. She might also be pregnant with Moo Deng. She’s fine with either. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Gremlins. Oh! And Happy Yuletide to all!Dir. Joe DanteWriter Chris ColumbusSupport the girls on PATREON for

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02:22:06

Ep. 331 Violent Night: “The Tale of Santa’s Catchphrase”

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2024/12/18

Ket tells Kim about the Holiday Horror, picked by the Patreon Sammies, Violent Night, starring thirst trap Santa, David Harbour. I gotta ‘ho ho ho’ for ya, right here, Santa! We’ll also get a visit from another holiday Queen, Beverly D’Angelo. So rig up your Home Alone boobie traps because Santa’s comin’ to town. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Violent Night.Dir. Tommy WirkolaWriters Pay Casey, Josh MillerSupport the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus

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02:42:16

Ep. 330 Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday - “The...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2024/12/11

Let’s all get out our pink dresses and put our hotdogs through our donuts!

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02:29:12

Ep. 329 Devil’s Pass: “The Tale of Kim’s Birthday...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2024/12/04

If Kim could have any super power it would be ::checks notes::... transportation?

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02:15:58

Ep. 328 Black Friday: “The Tale of Detective Dour...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2024/11/27

Clean up on aisle Kim and Ket: Devon Sawa’s in this movie.

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02:17:23

Ep. 327: "The Tale of the Re-Release of Episode 68 -...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2024/11/20

While Ket and Arik are traveling, enjoy this ole’ chestnut from a simpler time.

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02:18:28

Ep. 326 ‘Salem’s Lot (2024): “The Tale of How Tape...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2024/11/13

Special announcement: this is a Mark Petrie Podcast now.

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02:28:55

Ep. 325 The Grudge (2004): “The Tale of Ketryn’s Last...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2024/11/06

Go to therapy so you don’t turn into a Grudge Ghost!

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00:05:06

DARK SANCTUM: Audio terror from DREAD and Wondery+...

Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe ·

2024/11/01

Wondery+ and DREAD present you with an exclusive sneak peek of the terrifying audio anthology series DARK SANCTUM.

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