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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Dumb-Dumbs & Dice

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K"s "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players

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00:41:56

4.40 - No Surrender

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/04/24

The Inquisitorial band are facing marines and Necrons trying to escape Mars! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) felled an enemy but awakened the xenos, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) blasted a marine to the ground, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) raced straight to the gate, and their arco-flagellant died in combat with Sandor Rafferty. Can they make it to Terra before they’re slaughtered on Mars? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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00:44:11

4.39 - “Eli Sharpe”

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/04/17

The Inquisitorial band are storming Nikos Manta’s lab! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) claimed a new golden arm, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) executed Chora for unreliability, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) burned Chora’s body and fell deeper into his obsession, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) reconsecrated his crozius arcanum in the blood of their foes. Can they defeat Nikos, make it to Terra and save the Emperor before all is lost? Featuring our Game Master, Tom

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00:43:56

4.38 - Reconsecration

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/04/10

The Inquisitorial band are in control of a Titan! Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) burned Blackhand and the Duke with warpfire before Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) punched them to death, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) said goodbye to Voidstain and was given a bolt pistol, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took control of the bridge opposite Cora and her demon siblings. Can these heroes get to Terra despite drawing the enemy’s attention? Featuring our Game Master, Tom

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00:50:43

4.37 - The Brutal Aquila

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/04/03

The Inquisitorial band have boarded the Titan! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was pleased with the plan of attack, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) began to fantasize about burning heretics, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) lost a hand and a husband staggering the Titan, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) attempted to set the Duke against Octavius Blackhand. Can this band survive a battle with their pasts to save the future? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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00:42:38

4.36 - The Warbringer

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/03/27

The Inquisitorial band are desperately trying to escape Mars! Valentyne‘s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ruse convinced Sandor Rafferty to get him to Terra, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) accepted that Morgan had to be left behind, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) escaped the land speeder crash unharmed, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) watched as Toby was torn apart inside a Titan. Will threats from Valentyne’s past destroy the Imperium’s future? Featuring our Game Master, Tom

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00:47:57

4.35 - Pretender to The Throne

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/03/20

The Inquisitorial band are in trouble on Mars! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) barely dodged a death by scarabs, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used his brawn to protect the band, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) led his fellows directly into capture by the Crimson Thatch chapter, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was discovered by a trio from Valentyne’s past. Can these heroes survive their most deadly and numerous enemies yet? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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00:51:46

4.34 - The Red Planet

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/03/13

The Inquisitorial band have made it to Mars! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) faced off with Galen and denied the heretic’s every ambition before executing him, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was thrilled by the murder, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) burned Galen’s body so intensely he damaged his own mind, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was smug when it turned out lInquisitor Roach was corrupt. Can these heroes survive a Necron invasion of Mars? Featuring our Game

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00:47:02

4.33 - Pious Rage

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/03/06

The Inquisitorial band are on their way to see the dying Archon! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) explained his mindset to Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane), L1 helped the band’s psyker upgrade his mask, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) continued her subvocalized chats with the journalist servitor, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is leading the group to the drukhari Citadel. But will they receive access to the gate or a knife in the back? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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00:48:43

4.32 - The Warpfire Mask

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/02/27

The Inquisitorial band have joined forces with a drukhari poisoner! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) prepared to fight an Ur-Ghul, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) burned the poison out of Morgan’s blood, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) confirmed the truth of Valentia’s claims, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) committed the party to Valentia's plan for guaranteed access to the Dolman Gate. But will Valentia keep her word or is trusting the xenos a mistake? Featuring our Game

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00:44:48

4.31 - The Poisoner’s Tale

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/02/20

The Inquisitorial band have won over Archon Davros! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) studied the weakening Drukhari leader, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) avoided drinking to stay sharp, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) flirted with Davros but may have been poisoned, and Valentyne’s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) people were permitted to join the factory’s defences. Can they keep the Archon alive long enough to reach the Dolman Gate? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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00:55:42

4.30 - Court of The Archon

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/02/13

The Inquisitorial band have defeated a wych cult! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lost his organic arm to the enemy, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) was rescued by a Sslyth, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) helped the group escape the ambush site, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got Attikus a replacement arm and claimed a Crozius Arcanum for himself. But are these good omens true or will the Archon betray these Imperial heroes? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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00:52:50

4.29 - A Blessed Maiming

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/02/06

The Inquisitorial band are battling a wych cult! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) destroyed an enemy transport with her dark lance, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) sniped wyches and bikers with Morgan’s rifle, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) punched a wych off the bridge, and Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) blasted wyches with his psyker powers. But will he use his super charged abilities to kill the drukhari or find himself suffering the perils of the warp? Enjoying The

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00:50:23

4.28 - Fish in a Barrel

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/01/30

The Inquisitorial band are ambushing a wych cult! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) took to a high vantage point to snipe at the enemy, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) joined her in case reiver jetbikes came after her, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) murdered his way into command of the choke point, and Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) found a new pistol and tried to spare the few lives he could. Can these heroes kill the wyches or will they die trying? Featuring our Game

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00:47:14

4.27 - Choke Point

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/01/23

The Inquisitorial band have allied with an Archon! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made the group’s value to the drukhari clear, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) watched the guards suspecting a trap, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) kept an eye on the enemy psyker, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) flirted her way into a drukhari dark lance. But can these heroes massacre a wych cult or will they die at the hands of the Cult of the Jaded Blade? Featuring our Game Master, Tom

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00:53:36

4.26 - Talented Hands

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/01/16

The Inquisitorial band are entering a drukhari citadel! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) challenged Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) to find a purpose beyond survival, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) promised Attikus she would never lie to him again, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) swore his loyalty to the interrogator unto death. But can these heroes find allies among the drukhari and survive a battle with enemy wyches? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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00:46:47

4.25 - Mean Streets

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/01/09

The Inquisitorial band have entered Commorragh! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used Trin Rakai to locate the gate, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) abandoned his family sword to become something new, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) had to disguise his faith behind his shield, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) bet Jeffer’y on their eventual success. But can these heroes rig a drukhari blood games and escape Commorragh altogether? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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00:53:04

4.24 - Commorragh, The Dark City

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2025/01/02

The Inquisitorial band received everything they need from the Black Library! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned his personal demon was the nascent god of hope, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) learned about the warp while Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) watched him suspiciously, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got a new and improved xenos shield he hates. But can these heroes survive what awaits them after the library? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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00:46:39

4.23 - Hope of The Warp

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2024/12/26

The Inquisitorial band are receiving information and equipment from the Black Library! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) asked about the conspiracy and his personal demon, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) received harlequin armour, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) wanted to learn about the warp, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) asked for absolutely nothing as he hates the place. Will the library’s lessons save Gideon or doom him? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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00:52:05

4.22 - The Psyker & The Civilian

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2024/12/19

The Inquisitorial band have awoken inside the Black Library! Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) slept through the night while Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) shared stories of his past with his interrogator, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) wrestled with the possibility of faith in the Emperor. Now that the Black Library has healed their wounds, can they find a way to save the Emperor? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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00:01:15

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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2024/12/16

Now that you’ve heard the first two episodes of “Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up” - make sure to check out the rest of the series!On Youtube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqfSLDny7bKooPXShVVwF_0LKFI9GDtUB&si=AKcUw140sE5uuzqcOn Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6oHtBMayQyD5J79TGXwbyF?si=8a598a1f8e6b4911Or you can find Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up by searching anywhere podcasts can be found (and if it isn’t on your player of choice, hit us up on our socials @dumbdumbdice and let us

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