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Smeared Mascara

Smeared Mascara Podcast

"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us."This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay Area. These ladies love themselves some pop culture and drama which probably stems from their latchkey kid beginnings. Their main news source is social media but their strong opinions always find their way into the conversation. The topics are fueled by unmedicated ADHD and the language is always spicy. So sit back and listen to

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71:22

Post Election Let Down?

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/11/24

Send us a textGet ready for a super positive and inspirational episode! Just kidding, this is Smeared Mascara after all. Brooke and Mandy are still coping with the disappointment of the presidential election. They are trying their best to spiral up but the universe is really making that challenging.Luckily the ladies remember how fortunate they are to have access to good food, good music, and social media.There is major Glorilla love this episode. Don’t know her? Look her up, she’s aweso...

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85:59

Tap Tap Tap that Rotisserie Chicken

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/11/11

Send us a textThis episode we find the ladies trying to face the harsh reality of US politics. How long will they last as Marthas in this Handmaids Tale horror/reality? Brooke and Mandy analyze the pros and cons of micro dosing and imagine how it would be to trip balls while pushing 50. Also, their social media friend lists have been cleansed. No access to the personal lives of these superstars if you don’t support it! Grab your bonnets and capes because we’re fighting the patriarchy!&nb...

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66:45

The Positivity Pod

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/11/04

Send us a textThere’s no room for negativity and doubt in this episode of Smeared Mascara. Brooke is bringing the rainbows and sunshine while Mandy is trying her best to not be such a Scorpio. It’s World Series time and Brooke keeps us updated on the battle between the Dodgers and Yankees, as well as tributes dedicated to the late Fernando Valenzuela. The ladies discuss what their Club Giggly lewks could be and should be. Will Crocs be involved? Only time will tell.Lastly, there is the i...

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69:46

I'm Hungry

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/10/28

Send us a textThis episode covers so many topics that you’ll wonder if there was even an outline. Brooke tells us about a new skincare routine her nephew told her about, and Mandy wonders if her unexpected cleanse was from the E. coli food recall. You’ll hear the ladies describe vivid dreams and the beyond, the woes of bathroom remodels, and another GWAR concert. The upcoming presidential election is totally a topic… so go vote. For real, go to the polls and vote!!Put on your Halloween c...

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52:11

Taco Bell

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/10/20

Send us a textGiddy up, horses and hoes because you’re in for a ride! Brooke and Mandy discuss the social significance of Taco Bell in the 90s, physics of horse riding related activities, and so much more. As always the ladies give their opinions on recent TikTok topics like first time moms, extension scams, and Ariana Grande on SNL. Mandy laments about an upcoming high school reunion while Brooke embraces quinceñera style.So put on your boots and join the Smeared Mascara line dance!Just a re...

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81:02

Dumb Diddy Dumb

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/09/29

Send us a textTW - SA/Drugs: This episode discusses the alleged crimes committed by Diddy and his associates.Get ready to hear the pop culture headlines and the ADHD-driven tangents!Before diving into the Diddy dirt, Brooke and Mandy read your responses from Instagram. Did you submit some tea or freaky tales? You just may hear your chisme on the pod! Inspired by Paige and Hannah from Giggly Squad, the ladies talk about the benefits of therapy and medication. There is NO SHAME in the ment...

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50:33

Dropping Eggs and Episodes

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/09/23

Send us a textElection season is upon us and it’s time for the opinionated ladies of Smeared Mascara to express themselves politically. Brooke and Mandy talk about the Democratic National Convention and what a treasure Gus Walz is. The conversation easily flows into rants about the patriarchy and middle aged complaints. Cats are heavily discussed in this episode. Meow. Brooke tells us about the Kardashian inspired photoshoot that never was, and Mandy reminds everyone that it is their one...

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77:07

Secret ife of Shannon Sharpe's CPAP

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/09/16

Send us a textIn this episode, Brooke and Mandy discuss the accidental live broadcast of a breathtaking performance on Instagram. The ladies cover the Presidential Debate and wonder how many concepts of plans could benefit the American people. Brooke and Mandy talk about hair extensions and drama stemming from Hulu’s reality show, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.So take a hit of that inhaler, make a sugary soda drink with the good ice, and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara. La...

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74:10

Fisting My Way To A Gold Medal

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/09/05

Send us a textThis episode contains most vulgar words and topics that your parents warned you about. With that said, it’s funny af. Brooke and Mandy are still talking about the Olympics (there’s a delay in publishing… so what?), but not so much about the sports. Think medals and how pole vaulters would display them. We cover childhood photos, body shaming, and favorite pastimes of the 80s. Brooke tells us about her experience in North Beach and the chisme treasure she stumbled upon...

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5:26

Trauma Salad Full Edit

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/08/29

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62:01

Trauma Salad

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/08/29

Send us a textJoin the ladies this week as they try the latest TikTok trend of sharing trauma and candy. Only a portion of the Trauma Salad will be served. Full Trauma Salad to be aired separately.Now back to the regularly scheduled pop culture pop-off… Brooke and Mandy talk about the Paris Olympics, again. It’s a solid bronze medal conversation. The democratic presidential nominee and vice presidential nominee are discussed. It’s impossible for the ladies to hide how ...

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73:08

Tooth Gems

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/08/16

Send us a Text Message.This week’s installment of Smeared Mascara tells you everything and nothing about San Bernardino softball, horror conventions, and athlete breeding. Mandy can’t hide her hyper fixation with tooth gems, and Brooke updates us with the latest from the Paris Olympics. Grab your baguette and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara. If you’re new here, language is strong and definitely not for kiddies. You’ve been warned! TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

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76:33

My Pronouns Are…

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/08/05

Send us a Text Message.Listen to Brooke and Mandy recap their Independence Day celebrations and customer service frustrations. DMV & certain hotel employees, we’re talking about YOU!Press ‘PLAY’ on your devices and enjoy another installment of Smeared Mascara! TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

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63:36

Ball Hammock

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/07/30

Send us a Text Message.Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara as they adjust to a new “hot weather”recording schedule. Mandy describes her insta-worthy anniversary celebration, and Brooke breaks down the little league drama on and off the field. Some hot topics of this episode are: the presidential debate, project 25, France’s poop protest, and body image issues.Drink some water, put on some deodorant, and listen to this episode that was recorded pre-presidential candidate remix.Don’t forget to s...

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70:08

The Petty King

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/07/08

Send us a Text Message.This week Brooke and Mandy praise the almighty Petty King, Kendrick Lamar. The ladies discuss Kendrick’s Pop Out Concert and the Not Like Us photoshoot. Don’t worry if you’re unfamiliar with this Pulitzer Prize winning rapper from Compton because this episode will catch you up on this royal performer’s pop culture significance.Brooke and Mandy recap their week of concerts at the Alameda County Fair. There is plenty footage to share from the E40 and Exposé performances. ...

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92:17

Pride Edition

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/06/24

Send us a Text Message.In this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy discuss their worldwide reach and how this positively affects mankind, Bridgerton-Core, summer break snacks, and Geishas. So put on your rainbow petticoats because it’s PRIDE, bitches! 🌈As always, there is mature content discussed. Put the bebés down for a nap and enjoy the show.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

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121:12

Mulletinos and More

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/06/24

Send us a Text Message.Enjoy another fun filled episode as Mandy and Brooke go off the rails once again.It’s hot in the Smeared Mascara studio so you will hear the subtle sound of an industrial strength fan during the episode. The ladies are extra chatty! They discuss the benefits of therapy, and how Brooke is the IUD Whisperer. Summer topics like concerts, square dancing, and synchronized swimming on land are mentioned. Lastly, the ladies touch upon ash scattering, dog shows, and ...

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74:49

Adios Muchachas

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/06/11

Send us a Text Message.This week Brooke and Mandy cover Kevin Gates and his words of inspiration, women’s health, Native American influence in our childhoods, and 90's love stories. Mandy’s new g-ride is revealed, and Brooke recounts the Memorial Day family reunion in the wilderness. Expect bad language, shit talking and ramblings. This is Smeared Mascara after all. TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

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61:35

Smeared Mascara Ranch

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/06/04

This week’s episode is a spicy one! Brooke and Mandy start off talking about the usual pop culture moments, but one TikTok in particular leads the ladies on a very descriptive journey. No bebès or tender ears need to hear this content. This is definitely mature content. So strap yourselves in and get ready for a memorable journey.TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel

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52:06

Mother’s Day Meh

Smeared Mascara ·

2024/05/28

In this week’s episode you’ll hear Mandy and Brooke talk about how magical and blessed their Mother’s Day was. No, seriously… the ladies discuss the latest pop culture topics like the return of the Simple Life and Burt Kreischer’s cooking podcast. Brooke shares how she contributes to family texts and Mandy updates us on the woes of car shopping.Please remember that the language can upset baby ears, so listen responsibly. Buckle up, beezies… we’re going off the rails as usual!TikTo...

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