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Movie Mastery

Jef Aldrich and Jon Taylor

Jef and Jon review movies by randomly rolling on an audience-submitted list.

tv & film film reviews

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73:15

Movie Mastery - Bio-Dome (1996)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/08/11

A movie that tries to be about two bumbling idiot heroes in the vein of Bill & Ted or Dude Where's My Car but has none of the charm, earnestness, or humor that make those work. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

79:49

Movie Mastery - Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/07/19

This is the type of kid's movie that isn't just bad because it's low quality schlock but also because all the advice it's supposed to be giving to kids is actively detrimental.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

86:57

Movie Mastery - Billy Jack (1971)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/06/21

A movie that seems by all measures to be one thing ends up being something else entirely. While not exactly a masterpiece because some glaring issues, this might be one of the few 70's movies we've watched we didn't hate.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

77:55

Movie Mastery - Tower of Terror (1997)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/06/08

Based on the Disney ride of the same name, this made for TV movie is desperately trying to not be scary. Or interesting.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

84:24

Movie Mastery - Now You See Me

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2024/05/31

An otherwise decent heist movie that gets dragged down by some bad choices on CGI and presentation that could have easily been reworked.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

77:13

Movie Mastery - Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

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2024/05/16

A 70's horror film that was mostly forgotten because even with a premise that seems like it should be wildly memorable, the entire thing is about as interesting as someone describing paint drying.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

75:22

Movie Mastery - Hard Rock Zombies (1984)

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2024/04/24

A literal afterthought of a movie that manages to survive mostly on being so weird that you can almost ignore how bad and boring it is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

71:30

Movie Mastery - Puppet Master 4

Movie Mastery ·

2024/04/12

It's another Full Moon Features picture which means low budget kills and the absolute bare minimum of thrills. Unless you find extremely slow back-and-forth reaction shots between actors and puppets thrilling, in which case you might want to pace yourself on this one.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

79:34

Movie Mastery - The Stolen Princess (2018)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/03/29

Not every cartoon movie funded by a country can be as absolutely bonkers as Sir Billi or Millionaire Dogs. Sometimes you just get a mid Shrek/Disney pastiche.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

85:56

Movie Mastery - Morbius (2022)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/03/17

As requested, we are doing the follow up to the Madame Web watch with a look back at the first sign that maybe Sony just doesn't know what the hell it's doing.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

87:21

Movie Mastery - In Theaters Now: Madame Web

Movie Mastery ·

2024/02/24

Can this movie truly be as bad as they say? Do we have another Morbius? Can we convince them to release this again in a couple months? One of these questions answered and more in the triumphant return of In Theaters Now.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

75:42

Movie Mastery - Money Plane (2020)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/02/02

A trip to the seedy sky of the crime world where the most hardened criminals can gamble on the most degenerate games like *checks notes* Texas Hold-em. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

73:56

Movie Mastery - Bulletproof Monk (2003)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/01/19

Chow Yun-fat teaches Seann William Scott that wuxia style martial arts is all about believing in yourself or whatever but it's fine since the movie is really about punching Nazis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

88:14

Movie Mastery - Life-Size 2 (2018)

Movie Mastery ·

2024/01/05

In a hard turn from the original movie that was about the acceptance of loss and moving on from grief, this movie is about how dynastic corporate wealth is a good thing, actually. And it's a Christmas movie! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

87:22

Movie Mastery - Christmas Icetastrophe (2014)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/12/21

A SyFy Original TV movie where an asteroid freezes everything around it and also it's Christmas time. I don't know, I let Jef pick this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

72:01

Movie Mastery - Black Dog (1998)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/12/08

A movie about a man willing to commit several major felonies and some light murder just so his family doesn't have to move from their home to an apartment. Dude loves him some suburbs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

76:57

Movie Mastery - Swamp Thing (1982)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/11/24

You'll come to see Ray Wise be a manic sex pest and then stay because you already turned it on and it would be effort to put on something else. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

74:41

Movie Mastery - The Covenant (2006)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/11/10

A movie about how rich, old money white men can do whatever they want and if anyone tries to stop them, they're the bad guy. Also magic or something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

70:23

Movie Mastery - Blood and Donuts (1995)

Movie Mastery ·

2023/10/27

I guess the idea that being a vampire might not be great was novel in Canada in the 90's because this movie really focuses exclusively on that like it was going to blow your mind. It then does absolutely nothing else with its runtime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

65:17

Movie Mastery - Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla...

Movie Mastery ·

2023/10/15

A knock-off Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis drag poor Bela Lugosi on screen to be as unlikeable as possible at him. Eventually, there is a gorilla. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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