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Wrath of Pod

Marcus & Deanna

Two snarky podcasters imagine that the bible is actually a bizarrely plotted streaming TV show, and they give it the scathing after-show treatment it deserves. Each week, these irreverent Scripture script doctors drop their comedic hot takes on the weird storylines and wild production choices of this “newly released” streaming series. If you also don’t take the bible too seriously, join Marcus and Deanna to find out what happens when you combine a narcissistic main character with a team of

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35:44

Gritty Care Bears (S2 E10)

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2025/10/06

Season 2 finale! The Israelites, led by head artisans Bedazzle and Fancy Drapery Care Bear, follow God’s divine Ikea instructions to finally build the tabernacle. Moses oversees the process under his veil while Aaron disappears into the background whenever God comes around. When the tabernacle is complete, God descends in a cloud, partly for dramatic effect but mostly to hide that he’s still in his pajamas. Whenever God isn’t clouding up the place, the Israelites break down the tabernacle and start

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43:11

Brokeback Mount Sinai (S2 E9)

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2025/09/29

God (finally!) wraps up his long-winded presentation on top of Mount Sinai. Meanwhile, spurred on by the forceful head of the Hebrew Complaint Brigade and some short-term memory loss, the people demand that Aaron make a weird-looking statue of a baby animal for them to worship. Moses literally breaks up their party and administers some hardcore punishment, which is followed by a plague from God and a massacre by the jeans-clad tribe of Levi. Moses then leaves the disgusting ruins of the camp to

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44:50

Moses Sends Skull Emojis (S2 E8)

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2025/09/22

God continues his very detail-oriented corporate keynote presentation to Moses. To add insult to injury, God names Moses’s brother, Aaron, as the first high priest. For this new role, Aaron will need some fancy linen underwear, a bejeweled Breastplate of Judgment, and enough bells to break his bird-hunting habit for good. Moses commiserates with Zipporah over text and discovers a shocking secret in God’s medicine cabinet. (Exodus 27:20-30:10)

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33:54

God's TED Talk (S2 E7)

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2025/09/15

God does his best Steve Jobs impression with a keynote presentation about building the world’s gaudiest tablet case. After coercing the Israelites into contributing to his Kickstarter, God specifies the materials and dimensions for a tabernacle, made of badger skins, show bread, and lots and lots of gold. While Moses takes diligent notes in God’s living room, Aaron adopts a cool hip-hop name and tries to consolidate his power. (Exodus 25:1-27:19)

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42:40

Employment-Related Piercing (S2 E6)

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2025/09/08

Emboldened by his bestselling ‘top ten laws’, God tries his hand at creating some lesser ones. Peering down from his cloud at the top of Mount Sinai, God watches while the newly freed Israelites let loose at the First Annual Mount Sinai Music Festival. But they’ll need to sober up and follow all these new rules if they want to avoid a smiting or occasional sword stabbing. Thank goodness that God is going to give Moses two new tablets so he can download all this new content from the cloud. (Exodus

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41:28

Chat GPT (God Prophet Telephone) (S2 E5)

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2025/09/01

Moses is suffering under the heavy demands of his job: sitting in judgment over every petty disagreement the Hebrews can come up with, and dealing with an ace prosecutor to boot. His father-in-law Jethro suggests he avoid burn-out by starting a sprawling bureaucratic pyramid scheme and taking only the biggest cases. God steps in to help further by staging an eardrum-splitting concert at Mount Sinai, complete with pyrotechnics and smoke machines. God then announces ten very important rules that the

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51:34

Anything Can Happen When You Sneeze (S2 E4)

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2025/08/25

God loads up Google Maps and directs the Israelites towards Canaan via the Red Sea, which he divides in two with the mother of all sneezes. Pharaoh pops back up for one final scare before disappearing beneath the waves, along with his 600 pimped-out chariots. Although the Israelites couldn’t pack any desert hiking essentials, they did remember the tambourines for a big dance number. When the food and water run out, the Hebrew Complaint Brigade insists on talking to Moses’s manager. God temporarily

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40:02

God Is Anti-Donkey (S2 E3)

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2025/08/18

The plagues continue with swarms of monstrous bugs, things that go bump in the night, and straight up murder. Moses stars in ten seconds of an awesome action movie before it’s back to the now-familiar pattern of death, destruction, and Pharaoh’s clogged arteries. The Hebrews finally get to leave Egypt, much to the delight of the tiny number of surviving Egyptians, and they take all the booty they can find on their way out. We wrap up by spending more time with a character so irredeemably evil and

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43:52

Knee-Deep in Dead Frogs (S2 E2)

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2025/08/11

After God fails to boost workplace morale, he attempts to use Moses to free the Hebrews from slavery while giving Pharaoh a case of heart disease. Seven disgusting plagues and one classic arcade game later, Pharaoh’s arteries are hard as rocks, but the Hebrews are still enslaved. But forget about God’s rookie negotiating mistakes – you’ve never before seen such beautiful shots of dead fish, dead frogs, and dead cattle in a TV show! (Exodus 6:2-9:35)

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48:54

In Case of Emergency, Circumcise (S2 E1)

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2025/08/04

We open Season 2 with a Pharaoh who takes a Thanos-like approach to solving overpopulation by killing all of the male Hebrew babies. One lucky tot rides the rapids in a mini-ark instead and is adopted by the princess, who names him Moses. Moses steps away from his privileged upbringing to embrace a more Batman lifestyle, and then has to get the hell out of Dodge before the authorities arrest him for murder. He settles down in Midian for a quiet life until God video chats him via Burning Bush to

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41:40

Cleanliness Is Next To Me-ness (S1 review)

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2025/07/21

Marcus and Deanna review Season 1: Genesis. Is a shadowy figure secretly pulling God’s strings from behind the scenes? What’s the best use for the ark now that shooting is done? What counts as a blessing anyway? Tune in for the answers to all of these questions and more, plus the winners of the season-wide Weirdest Name competition!

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45:32

Cameo From The Undertaker (S1 E12)

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2025/07/07

Season finale! Jacob comes down with an acute case of “I’m gonna die soon” and gathers his sons for one last chance to complain about that time Reuben had sex with Jacob’s concubine. Jacob also attempts to bless Joseph’s sons but Joseph comes out of left field with an obsession about using the “right” hand. Asher appears destined to run a world class bakery, and Simeon and Levi reminisce about peaking in high school. After Jacob is mummified, wrestling legend The Undertaker literally crashes the

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44:58

Pimp My Chariot (S1 E11)

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2025/06/30

Joseph pulls the plug on his revenge plans after his brothers turn their groveling up to 11. Joseph removes his glasses in a Clark-Kent-to-Superman-style striptease, but his brothers don’t believe it’s him until Benjamin confirms the match with his cool sci-fi de-cloaking device. Following this tearful reunion, the brothers try to convince their dad that meeting Joseph in Egypt isn’t just some online scam. Jacob’s convinced to make the trip after God stars in a fast-talking radio commercial. Pharaoh

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46:54

Vampiric Bovine Scenario (S1 E10)

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2025/06/23

When Pharaoh’s sleep is disrupted by terrifying dreams of vampire cows, he springs world-renowned Dream Reader Joseph from jail. Joseph concludes that seven years of famine can be prevented by opening a brewery and setting up a strong social security system. Delighted by this news, Pharaoh makes Joseph his right-hand man and supermarket manager. Joseph’s brothers come by for their weekly grocery shop and are fooled by his Groucho Marx glasses. Joseph trolls them further by demanding they bring him

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50:29

Big Pullout Game (S1 E9)

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2025/06/16

Joseph is out and proud with a fancy coat from his adoring father. Between that and his obsession with reading his dream journal out loud, the rest of his brothers have had enough and sell him into slavery. Judah has three sons, all of whom he aims to marry to Tamar, since she makes the best Thanksgiving casserole that anyone has ever tasted. Unfortunately, God keeps smiting the sons for infractions ranging from securities fraud to using the withdrawal method. When Tamar learns that Judah won’t

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God Joins the WWE (S1 E8)

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2025/06/09

Jacob freaks out about seeing Esau again and immediately ranks his household by their human-shield potential. God overdoes his attempts to lift Jacob’s spirits by staging an all-night wrestling match. Several dozen clotheslines later, Jacob is left with a broken hip and new name, Israel. Luckily for The Artist Formerly Known As Jacob, Esau turns out to be chill, and brotherly love prevails. Unluckily, his only daughter, Dina, catches the eye of a douchebag rapist. Dina’s brothers insist that the

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58:48

Rachel Pimps Jacob Out for Root Vegetables (S1 E7)

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2025/06/02

On his way to Haran, Jacob uses a random stone as a pillow and has trippy dreams with distinct Led Zeppelin vibes. Speaking of stones, Jacob lifts a huge one with just his erection and then signs a seven-year employment contract in exchange for marrying the boss’s daughter, Rachel. Unfortunately, her father Laban enforces a strict “first-out-of-womb, first-into-wedlock” rule by tagging in Rachel’s crazy-eyed older sister Leah on the wedding night. Laban then insists that Jacob’s employment benefit

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45:09

Hellboy + Elmo + Teen Wolf vs. Goatman (S1 E6)

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2025/05/26

Rebecca gets pregnant with some “special help” from God. It’s twins! The first, Esau, has an unfortunate resemblance to Elmo crossed with Hellboy. His awful luck continues when he trades his birthright for some off-brand baked beans from his mild-mannered brother, Jacob. Jacob gets pressured into wearing goatskin to steal a magic one-use-only blessing from Esau, then gets the hell out of Dodge before Esau can take his revenge. Also, Isaac tries out the “my wife is my sister” trick (again), Esau gets

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39:15

Camel Vending Machine (S1 E5)

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2025/05/19

After Sarah dies, Abraham pushes his HR policies to breaking point to recruit his oldest servant into getting a wife for Isaac. After surpassing the lowest bar imaginable, and impressed by some new bling, Rebekah returns with the servant and finds Isaac “meditating” in a field. It’s a match made in heaven…until he insists that their first time is inside his dead mom’s tent. The awkwardness continues as Isaac and Ishmael reunite for Abraham’s funeral and God gets sloppy drunk and botches the eulogy

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50:24

Everything From the Ankles Up is Sinful (S1 E4)

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2025/05/12

Sarah laughs at God and Abraham talks back. But God’s taking it easy this week by destroying only two cities instead of the whole world. We see first-hand why Sodom and Gomorrah were in God’s crosshairs. Lot and his family escape to a cave where his daughters bring incest back in a big way. Abraham finally gets in on that trend with a huge reveal: His wife is also his half-sister!? At least they finally have the child they’ve been promised, who stirs up some perilous sibling rivalry and then is

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