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10 Things We Hate About Your Movie

10 Things We Hate About Your Movie

We watch a movie every week and decide the top 10 reasons we hate it. Our opinions matter because of... I don"t know... COVID or the Ukrainians or whatever.. Remember when opinions didn"t matter? Now they"ll let anyone have a podcast. Seriously. We"re terrible. Don"t listen. Also, we do top 3 loves of the movie. Also, please, listen.

tv & film film reviews

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02:08:25

Stargate (1994)

10 Things We Hate About Your Movie ·

2025/02/20

SciFi-bruary continues as we list the ten things we LOVE cuz Valentines. I think this one gets rowdy. I don't really remember. I'm sure it's a fine episode. Justin and Ashton probably argue, Chaseface probably drones on about something, and Nick probably says something inappropriate followed by awkward silence because no one thinks it's funny. Enjoy!

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02:09:42

Serenity (2005)

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2025/02/13

Continuing SciFibruary and top ten loves, today we have Serenity. Its got action, intensity, pretty sweet special effects, rape-first cannibals, government overreach and corruption, spirituality, and heart. So, Justin doesn't get it. Enjoy!

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02:12:35

Dark City (1998)

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2025/02/06

It's SciFi-bruary! Finally... So, SciFi movies. AND In honor of St. Valentine, a 3rd century Roman clergyman who's skull is on display in Rome and is the patron saint of epilepsy, we're not doing 10 hates. We self-induced seizures, and when we came to, we decided to do 10 loves! Boom! Subverted!

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02:14:30

Empire Records (1995)

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2025/01/31

JAMSuary is finally coming to an end. Thank God. What do all the following have in common: A dog with headphones, a cat with sunglasses, a lemur with a jacket, an iguana with an earring, and a raccoon with a poncho? Give up? Chaseface. nailed it.

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02:05:35

Coyote Ugly (2000)

10 Things We Hate About Your Movie ·

2025/01/23

Its a movie with music as an element to the film, so we watched it for JAMSuary. I'm sick, so this is all you get for a description. It's coyote ugly... what do you want?

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01:33:05

Cannibal! The Musical (1993)

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2025/01/16

JAMSuary forges on with a little hidden gem of a musical. This movie is like the mighty and majestic giraffe. It looks weird and has oddly weird features and behaviors, but runs 30 miles per hour and when they’re born they're dropped out of the womb on to the ground from 10 feet above.

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01:56:10

Streets of Fire (1984)

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2025/01/09

JAMSuary continues with a Rock & Roll fable set in another time and another place. A story about young Willem Dafoe who's only dream was to make fly-fishing apparel fashionable enough to wear everywhere. He will do anything to achieve this dream: kidnapping, possibly rape, disturbing the peace, and hammer fights. But Rick Moranis, the inventor of bow ties, throws his money around to make sure that dream doesn't happen. Listen to this one!

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01:25:20

Sister Act (1992)

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2025/01/02

JAMSuary is here! That means we're watching movies with music being an element of the movie. This movie.... The Whoopster (as Justin refers to her when he's taking a late night bubble bath) leads this ridiculous movie. It's like Pitch Perfect and God had a litter of nuns and then one of the nuns didn't know she was a nun growing up and became a lounge singer (straying from God) and witnesses a murder and then finds her way back to God by singing oldies and replacing the word "baby" with God. Nailed

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01:40:12

Hot Frosty (2024)

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2024/12/26

I know what you're thinking... Another movie about going to a Wendy's in Miami on Fourth of July. You could not be more wrong. Its about a chiseled snow sculpture that comes to life because of a hand-me-down scarf that still has "magic" on it from previous use... He comes to life and is aware of his birth from snow to man and can communicate amazingly through God's Language.. American English. Don't expect much.

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01:43:59

Jack Frost 1997

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2024/12/19

I guess we're doing Snowman movies.... Another Jack Frost. Its different than the last one. Felt like a teenager wrote it, a 9 year old filmed it, and weirdo directed. Let's be honest, we watched this so no one else has to.. Terrible film, but some lovable moments. Like when a psycho killer is fuzed with snow to form the ultimate killing machine in a sleepy town. I got nothing for this.. just listen

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02:06:49

Jack Frost (1998)

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2024/12/12

Jack Frost... This movie cost $85 million. Michael Keaton plays a 40 something trying to break in to the music industry with The Jack Frost Band playing the same music that hasn't gotten him anywhere in 20 years. Then finally several people enjoy it ,and the record company wants him to sign! Hold on! He has to play at the record execs house on Christmas Day in a battle of the bands and then he dies. He comes back as a snowman and nothing really happens. $85 million. Sadly, it lost $50 million. Those

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01:27:49

Santa's Slay (2005)

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2024/12/05

December is here, and its a time when we celebrate Jesus's birthday by watching movies that have a slight connection to it starting with "Santa's Slay". Justin's favorite Christmas movie. It stars Goldberg (it's not ironic - Jesus was Jewish). I don't know if Goldberg, the wrestler, is jewish. Honestly, this is the first time I've even thought about it. A big bulky Jewish wrestler that play Division 1 football? Idk... Anyways this movie is Santa as Satan that lost a 1000 year old bet.. but 1000

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01:47:48

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

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2024/11/28

Hey, all you Goofy Goobers out there! I've got one word for you... Hey! Now that I've got you, I have more words. This buddy comedy tells the tale of two buddy comedians with interaction, misadventures, and camaraderie between the two main characters who often had opposite personalities, background, and circumstances. The comedic dynamic arises from their contrasting traits, resulting in humorous situations leading to personal growth. Join us as we shit on a kid's cartoon movie.

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01:27:14

Good Burger (1997)

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2024/11/21

Good Burger. Soooooooo... Justin's favorite was Dan Schneider. End of description.

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01:29:03

Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)

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2024/11/15

Nickelodeon November continues with a Jim Carrey vehicle... Post 9/11 Jim Carrey sucks. There. Now its out there. Seriously, go look at his catalog. Its real. Justin will talk about the greatness of Eternal Sunshine, but its not great or good or thought-provoking or any other hyperbolic superlatives... Its so-so at best. So the real questions we should be asking ourselves is.. What role did Jim Carrey play in 9/11? Was the weight of his conscience manifesting in his films? Does he have a secret

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01:57:28

Harriet the Spy (1996)

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2024/11/08

Nickelodeon November! Its similar to no-shave November except you shave and watch a Nickelodeon movie. Which is an odd statement. We start the month off with a weird one. Its the story of an 11 year old voyeur who writes down everything except "everything" is just her talking shit. The people find out, cancel her, and she totally redeems herself by existing... Its like 90's twitter. Back when you couldn't blast your thoughts to the ether instead you had to write them down with pen and paper. Also,

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01:58:53

Halloween II (1981)

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2024/10/31

The SpookTWOcular finally ends... with a less of a bang and more of a thud. Halloween II sucks. You know they made like 14 of these effing movies!? These are not smash hits in other countries either.. This is all your fault America. You had a choice in 1981 and you made the wrong one.. then kept making the wrong one to the tune of around 14 movies and counting.. Here's one: would you rather be stricken to watching Halloween II every night for the rest of your life or vote Kamala? Take your time..

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02:00:09

Scream 2 (1997)

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2024/10/24

The SpookTWOcular continues with Scream 2. If you're unfamiliar, Scream is a terrible slasher franchise that thinks its clever but its not. This one is no different. The scientist from TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze is in it. That's highlight. Anyway, October so "scary" movies..... Enjoy

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01:07:17

Hurricane Helene BONUS

10 Things We Hate About Your Movie ·

2024/10/20

I'm always recording....

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02:09:01

Species II (1998)

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2024/10/17

The 3rd entry in our October SpookTWOcular (2nd films in a horror franchise). This one is not as good as you remember it to be. It was fine in '98.... We find out Chase is heterosexual... or do we? We still don't actually know. There's a significant amount of evidence on both sides of the argument. However, very little to support bisexuality. So its gotta be one or the other, right? That's probably a -phobia.... Anyways... Enjoy us talking about a terrible film.

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