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CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Prank calls from a weekly live show, with an attempt at original ideas and premises. Hosted by dragonmere and featuring wastedmemory.

comedy improv

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The CORNDOWN pt 261: with Edward Norton as The...

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2025/03/28

This one’s got a strong trim theme—hotel trim, missing trim, vertical trim, even a trim train. Then wastedmemory gets deep into burger trims and backwards sandwiches, while incident number sandwiches keep stacking up. There’s some struggle with the cost of paper products (or the lack of them), alcohol odors, and loose mole beeps. Things get crunchy with onions and whole stores, and then it all spirals into child feces, little mummies, and ButtEye brings a friendly fade. Sounds about

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The CORNDOWN pt 260: with Keith Moon as The Hot Nun

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2025/03/21

This CORNDOWN is all over the place—dropped pepperoni, scattered candies, and way too many questions about toilet paper and diarrhea stats. Lobby motion sickness keeps coming up, and we get weird about magnesium. Snappy Bakes brings hotel twerking into the mix, and whuppy has some elevator issues. Meanwhile, there’s some confusion over keys under mats, lifting things, and unexpected furniture fees. Just another real normal one.This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you

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The CORNDOWN pt 259: with Ralph Macchio as Bill Gambini

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2025/03/14

This CORNDOWN dives into all kinds of smells—squirrel, roommate, and an alarming amount of sponge-sniffing… and eating. Ted makes an unexpected alive appearance, and wastedmemory gets fixated on the sound of hangnails. Bathroom money is a recurring problem, as is road rage, which somehow turns into a cleaning process. Hootis deals with an apology situation, and ButtEye gets involved with some spilled spiders before whuppy escalates things further by introducing cobras and releasing scorpions

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The CORNDOWN pt 258: with Ryan Phillippe as Milo Hoffman

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2025/03/07

This episode of CORNDOWN gets off to a strong start with some light intimidation before wastedmemory hands out questionable puke-related permissions. There’s an incident with raccoons, some employee sanitation concerns, and a deep dive into the ethics of promoting bad habits at work. A cat-related head injury adds to the chaos, and Hootis tries to navigate some medieval-sounding parking issues. Meanwhile, wastedmemory has a run-in with a secret police situation, and Abbuw complicates things with

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The CORNDOWN pt 257: with Val Valentino as the Masked...

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2025/02/28

This episode of CORNDOWN kicks off with some loose parts—literally—before wastedmemory and I try to make sense of questionable food practices, including the unexpected use of glue. There’s a lot of discussion about chicken, from giving it away to keeping track of it in a highly unnecessary log. wastedmemory takes a moment to address the chat, and ButtEye stirs things up with a hidden motorcycle situation. Snappy bakes gets involved in a parking lot spectacle, while Hootis deals with a guy who seems

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The CORNDOWN pt 256: with Shaun Baker as Quick Williams

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2025/02/21

This episode of CORNDOWN starts with a lot of checking in—maybe too much—as wastedmemory and I make sure everyone’s doing alright, whether they like it or not. There’s confusion over who actually owns food once it changes hands, and wastedmemory gets wrapped up in a situation involving an alarming number of managers. I attempt to track customers in increasingly questionable ways, while snappy bakes and I compare notes on just how many people have passed through. Meanwhile, Lux deals with some

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The CORNDOWN pt 255: with Paul F. Tompkins as Jimmy...

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2025/02/14

This episode of CORNDOWN gets stuck in the elevator—literally and financially—as I try to recover some stuck money while wastedmemory experiments with alternative payment methods. Things take a turn with some Pac-Manning, sketchy manager interactions, and an escalating debate over pay rates. Cookie and brownie smells start raising concerns about hidden agendas, and wastedmemory gets caught up in a conversation that may or may not involve witchcraft. Meanwhile, feces become a recurring logistical

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The CORNDOWN pt 254: with Jon Lovitz as Richard Clark

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2025/02/07

This episode of CORNDOWN goes deep into questionable hotel amenities and unexpected business strategies. I start off digging into a strange DVD version of a hotel experience, while wastedmemory uncovers some odd differences and a sketchy sale on DVD players. There’s talk of elevator smoke breaks, mysterious second discs, and a secret coffee situation that keeps getting more complicated. Kidnapping comes up way too often—wastedmemory even calls ahead about it, while snappy bakes gets into the idea of

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The CORNDOWN pt 253: with David Lynch as FBI Agent...

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2025/01/31

This episode of CORNDOWN is a mix of strange fixes and unexpected teamwork. I kick things off with some chaos about putting out metaphorical fires and getting into odd matches over coupons and signs. Wastedmemory shares about animals refusing food, teamwork breakdowns in the drive-thru, and has some mechanical quirks that lead to clicks and buzzers. There’s also a arguments over part numbers and a detours into deodorant gone wrong. Lung makes his debut and jumps in with some light talk on overly

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The CORNDOWN pt 252: with Julia Roberts as Erin...

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2025/01/24

This episode of CORNDOWN dives into the messier side of things, starting with misplaced food and growing into a series of increasingly chaotic events involving floor-bound sandwiches and questionable parking lot decisions. I get into some strange conversations about loyalty, accidental drive-thru disasters, and moments of self-preservation involving blurred identities. Wastedmemory adds tales of parking errors, buried snacks, and odd loyalties, while Hootis and ButtEye weigh in on peculiar

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The CORNDOWN Christmas Eve Special

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2025/01/17

I wasn’t planning on releasing this episode, as it was a wastedmemory fill-in show, but then I went and got sick last week, so I had to have something to edit this week. EnjoyThis episode of CORNDOWN spirals through the chaos of the holiday season, starting with attempts to salvage Christmas amid mishaps and misunderstandings. I grapple with dumpster dilemmas, creative gifting ideas, and moments of defensive reflexes, while Hootis brings stories of peculiar staff interactions and

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The CORNDOWN pt 251: with Marius Stan as Bogdan

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2025/01/10

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I deal with everything from hotel bathroom dilemmas to the confusion of mismatched names, exploring how small details can spiral out of control. Wastedmemory dives into mishaps with lamps, outlets, and persistent car troubles, adding layers of chaos. There’s also a series of moments involving staples and shocks—literal and figurative—that keep things off-balance. ButtEye joins in with unusual insights on customer feedback and surveillance, while Hootis touches on

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The CORNDOWN pt 250: with Matt McColm as Johnny...

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2025/01/03

This CORNDOWN episode moves through a mix of challenges, starting with my calls about unconventional office rituals and creative approaches to privacy. Wastedmemory brings in chaotic holiday experiments, including early Christmas trial runs and small-scale celebrations gone awry. There’s an effort to untangle problems with stuck windows and intense seasonal reactions. Hootis adds a dramatic take on long bandaids and holiday meltdowns, while Xenorax offers a memorable moment involving medical tools

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The CORNDOWN pt 249: with Dallas McKennon as Gumby

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2024/12/27

This episode of CORNDOWN dives into some odd and chaotic moments, starting with my calls about strange behavior towards birds and peculiar indoor weather. Wastedmemory adds to the mix with stories about trying to gain roof access and navigating confusing limits on cold medicine, while I circle back to the ongoing saga of snow showing up in all the wrong places. Hootis jumps in with a focus on loud and unusual conference calls, and there’s even a bit about the mysterious smells in a room, courtesy of

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The CORNDOWN pt 248: with Elijah Wood as Ad-Rock

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2024/12/20

On this episode of CORNDOWN, I start with some puzzling calls about keeping track of pills that quickly spiral into strange conversations about crotch stuff and quitting places unintentionally. Wastedmemory jumps in with stories of chaotic scenes involving broken glass and awkward encounters with touching people, while I circle back to those same calls from different perspectives. There’s also some back-and-forth about unexpected mishaps, like dealing with stolen or discarded cigarettes, and hootis

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The CORNDOWN on PRANKSGIVING ’24

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2024/12/13

This week is pranksgiving, I dive into a mix of everyday messes and strange moments, starting with the chaos of morning routines, like morning noises and coffee problems. wastedmemory jumps in to help sort out some ongoing issues with getting stuck in places—whether it’s being locked in, locked out, or just plain out of luck. There’s a recurring theme of donuts, both making and eating them, with a few calls about who’s got the best ones and why the cops always seem to be around. It’s all the little

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The CORNDOWN pt 247: with Rutger Hauer as Hobo

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2024/12/06

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I tackle the ongoing stick situation and mold problems, keeping the absurd energy high. Wastedmemory steps in with sharp contributions, like the saga of lobby antennas and an unusual take on internet cameras. Together, we navigate everything from propped doors to valid concerns that spiral into unexpected territory. Dwight adds his unique flair with ticklish feet antics, while Lux chimes in for a truly iconic moment. Meanwhile, I keep the chaos grounded, questioning why

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The CORNDOWN pt 246: with Bolaji Badejo as Alien

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2024/12/06

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory handles everything from bathroom door mishaps to a saga involving fifty keys, culminating in its cinematic peak. Hotel life takes center stage with questionable oxygen setups and sanctuary vibes, while snappy bakes checks in during an attempted Moana screening. Dwight contributes with turnt pockets and unexpected pocket finds, and wastedmemory uncovers coffee keys just in time for Thanksgiving drama. A mix of oddities and memorable moments makes this a

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The CORNDOWN pt 245: with Ernie Reyes Jr. as Keno

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2024/11/22

In this episode of CORNDOWN, descriptions run wild as we dive into describing men and vehicles, with wastedmemory and I leading the way. There’s bizarre incidents of battery-eating that escalates quickly, alongside some accusatory fingering and Dwight’s room garden situation. Things get even more intense with drinking motor oil, shredding documents, and an unusual pizza style order. Hootis, Mailman, and newcomer Hi jump in on topics from Wendy’s mishaps to odd pubic hairs, with frivolous

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The CORNDOWN pt 244: with Zack Ward as Dude

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2024/11/15

In this episode of CORNDOWN, oranges are everywhere—extra ones in cars, identifying them, and even dealing with heartburn from them, with wastedmemory heavily involved in the chaos. There’s a strange journey with caterpillars and honey bees, with snappy bakes joining the bee segment. SpongeBob makes a surprising exit, and we dive into bizarre situations involving naked guest pictures, privacy tools, and intoxicated moments. A mix of unusual encounters, from butterfly bags to mysterious fry crystals,

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