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The Cannon Cruisers

The Cannon Cruisers

Cannon Cruisers takes you through the Cannon Films catalogue and beyond. JD and Randy cover over 400 films and growing, from the 70s through today, including Cannon"s 80s golden age with stars like Charles Bronson, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Sylvester Stallone in films like Death Wish II, Enter the Ninja, Bloodsport, Cobra, and Over the Top. Explore the ninja craze, martial arts mayhem, slasher franchises like Halloween and Friday the 13th, plus the V/H/S series. New episodes released

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00:18:07

The Lake Michigan Monster (2018)

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2025/03/02

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! This week, we’re diving into The Lake Michigan Monster (2018), an adventure comedy horror film that follows an alcoholic sea captain and his misfit crew on a mission to take down a mysterious lake monster. Made for just $7,000, this indie oddity is packed with absurd humour, wild storytelling, and a distinct low-budget charm.We break down its black-and-white aesthetic, ambitious effects, and chaotic narrative, along with the surprisingly creative monster design. With nods

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00:17:46

Ninja Terminator (1985)

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2025/02/23

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! This week, we’re diving into Ninja Terminator (1985), the chaotic cult classic directed by Godfrey Ho. Starring Richard Harrison, this film mashes together ninja action and baffling storytelling using Ho’s infamous “Frankenstein” editing style, splicing footage from unrelated Hong Kong films into one hilariously disjointed adventure.We’re breaking down the nonsensical plot about magical statue pieces, the endless fight scenes, and the unforgettable moments with toy robots

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00:23:49

Mac and Me (1988)

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2025/02/16

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! This week, we’re taking a wild ride through Mac and Me (1988), the sci-fi family film directed by Stuart Raffill. This one follows a young boy in a wheelchair who befriends Mac, an alien separated from its family after a NASA mishap on Mars. What follows is a bizarre adventure packed with product placements, questionable logic, and unintentional comedy.We break down the film’s surreal narrative, its blatant E.T. rip-off elements, and the over-the-top marketing for

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00:21:14

Tango and Cash (1989)

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2025/02/09

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! This week, we’re going back to 1989 with the action-comedyTango & Cash, starring Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell. Directed by Andrei Konchalovsky (and a few others), this one follows two rival LAPD cops who get framed for a crime they didn’t commit. To clear their names, they have to put their differences aside and take down the real villain.We break down the film’s mix of action and comedy, the chemistry between Stallone and Russell, and the chaotic production

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00:20:20

The Great Land of Small (1987)

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2025/02/02

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! This week, we’re diving into the 1987 Tales for All film The Great Land of Small, directed by Vojtěch Jasný. We follow two kids on a strange adventure through a magical forest, where they meet Fritz, a leprechaun-like creature, and face Slimo, a dark god who thrives on chaos.This episode, we break down the film’s bizarre mix of fairy tale elements and its uniquely Canadian twist. It’s often compared to The NeverEnding Story, but we look at how it carves out its own quirky

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00:20:56

Drive (1997)

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2025/01/12

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! This week, we’re taking a ride back to the 90s with Drive (1997). Don’t confuse it with the 2011 film—this one stars Mark Dacascos as Toby Wong, a prototype enhanced human on the run from Chinese hitmen. Along the way, he teams up with a dreadlocked bystander played by Kadeem Hardison.Directed by Steve Wang (Guyver 2: Dark Hero), Drive blends American and Hong Kong action styles into a fast-paced, quirky adventure. While it might not have the name recognition of its 2011

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00:24:00

The Dog Who Stopped The War (1984)

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2024/12/29

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! We’re back with another episode, diving into the 1984 Canadian drama The Dog Who Stopped the War (La Guerre des Tuques). This is the first official entry in the Tales for All series, following our looks at The Christmas Martian and The Peanut Butter Solution. This time, we’re talking about a group of kids waging an epic imaginary winter war, complete with snowball fights and a massive snow fort. Set in a Quebec winter, the film blends playful antics with deeper themes

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00:23:22

The Christmas Martian (1971)

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2024/12/25

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! We’re back with a festive bonus episode, diving into the quirky holiday film Le Marchand de Noël—better known as The Christmas Martian. This 1971 Canadian oddity is often seen as the unofficial start of the Tales for All series, mixing extraterrestrial antics with holiday cheer. In this episode, we talk about the story of Pooh Flower, a Martian who lands in a small Quebec town, befriends some local kids, and stirs up chaos among their parents. With its strange but charming

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00:18:49

Strike Commando (1987)

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2024/12/22

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! We’re back with a deep dive into Strike Commando (1987), an Italian action film directed by Bruno Mattei. This is 80s action at its finest, with Reb Brown starring as a soldier in Vietnam caught in a story of betrayal and explosive revenge. This episode, we’re talking about everything that makes Strike Commando a cult favourite—over-the-top action, its unapologetic homage to Rambo: First Blood Part II, and the distinct touch of Italian filmmaking. From wild explosions to

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00:29:10

Death Machine (1994)

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2024/12/15

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! We’re back with yet another Bonus Feature. This week, we’re talking about Death Machine (1994), a cyberpunk horror film and the directorial debut of Stephen Norrington, who later went on to make Blade. This one’s packed with 90s action, horror, and some dark humour.The story follows a corporation under siege by its own deadly creation—a lethal machine designed by a mad genius played by Brad Dourif. If you’re a fan of Easter eggs, the character names nod to genre legends

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00:27:43

Phantasm 2 (1988)

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2024/12/08

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! JD and Randy are back this week to delve into the 1988 horror sequel Phantasm 2, directed by Don Coscarelli. This long-awaited follow-up to the 1979 cult classic Phantasm stars James Le Gros, Reggie Bannister, and Angus Scrimm as the iconic Tall Man.In Phantasm 2, Mike, freshly released from a psychiatric hospital, teams up with Reggie to confront the sinister Tall Man, who continues his grim work of harvesting bodies. The film promises more action and a clearer

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00:27:09

Tremors 2: Aftershocks

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2024/12/01

Cannon Cruisers fans, JD and Randy are back with an all new Bonus Feature! This time, we're talking about Tremors 2: Aftershocks (1996), the Western comedy horror sequel to the cult hit Tremors. Directed by S.S. Wilson, it stars Fred Ward, Christopher Garten, Michael Gross, and Helen Shaver.In Aftershocks, Earl Bassett (Ward) returns to hunt Graboids terrorizing a Mexican oil plantation. But these creatures have evolved into something far worse. The film mixes humor, action, and unexpected twists,

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00:23:51

Blast (1997)

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2024/11/24

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! JD and Randy are back with another episode, covering Blast (1997), directed by Albert Pyun. This Die Hard-inspired thriller stars Linden Ashby, Andrew Divoff, and Kimberly Warren, with Rutger Hauer stealing scenes in a memorable role. The film follows Jack Bryant (Ashby), a janitor thrust into action when terrorists take the US Olympic swim team hostage. Despite its low budget, Blast delivers solid action, a simple yet effective plot, and well-paced tension. We’ll discuss

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00:24:38

The Primevals (2023)

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2024/11/17

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! JD and Randy are back to talk about The Primevals (2023), directed by David Allen and co-written by Randall William Cook. This long-awaited film, nearly 50 years in the making, stars Juliet Mills, Richard Joseph Paul, and Liam Rusum. The Primevals takes inspiration from classic Lost World adventures. It follows a group of explorers who encounter an ancient civilization and extraordinary creatures. Originally conceived in 1978, its journey to release was delayed by

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00:26:28

Here for Blood (2022)

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2024/11/10

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! JD and Randy are back this week with something a little different—a look at the 2022 horror throwback Here for Blood. While it's not from the 1980s, this modern homage delivers on practical effects, over-the-top storytelling, and a wild premise that’s sure to grab your attention. The film follows a wrestler stepping in to babysit for his girlfriend, only to face a masked cult of sex perverts and a supernatural twist. Think Evil Dead 2 meets Friday the 13th, with a

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00:23:16

Gymkata (1985)

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2024/11/03

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! JD and Randy are back with another thrilling bonus feature, diving into the 1985 martial arts classic, Gymkata. Directed by Robert Clouse and based on Dan Tyler Moore’s novel The Terrible Game, this film offers a unique fusion of gymnastics and karate with gold medalist Kurt Thomas in the lead role.This week, we follow Jonathan Cabot, played by Thomas, as he enters a deadly competition in the fictional country of Parmistan. With a coup brewing and Richard Norton’s

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00:49:18

Halloween Special - Exorcist 2: The Heretic (1977)...

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2024/10/31

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! JD and Randy are back with a spine-chilling Halloween special, diving into the haunting world of The Exorcist franchise. This episode, we’re tackling the infamous Exorcist II: The Heretic and the compelling Exorcist III. First up, we’re unraveling the chaos of Exorcist II: The Heretic. Released four years after the iconic original, this sequel takes a bizarre detour, undoing everything that made the first film a classic. Join us as we break down why this movie is considered

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00:24:10

The Sandlot (1993)

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2024/10/27

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! JD and Randy here, wrapping up our epic summer sports special with a nostalgic classic, The Sandlot from 1993. Join us as we dive into this timeless coming-of-age story, following Scotty Smalls and his neighborhood friends as they bond over baseball. Directed by David Mickey Evans, The Sandlot captures the essence of growing up, making friends, and the simple joy of a game on a sandlot. We’ll explore why this movie resonates with all ages and how it became a beloved

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00:27:01

Days of Thunder (1990)

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2024/10/20

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! JD and Randy here, back with another exciting episode in our summer sports special. This week, we’re diving into the high-speed world of the 1990 racing film, Days of Thunder. Directed by Tony Scott, the film stars Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, and Robert Duvall. Despite mixed reviews at first, it became a staple in sports cinema. Join us as we break down the film’s direction, performances, thrilling NASCAR scenes, and its lasting impact. Buckle up for a ride through Days of

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00:22:20

The Best of the Best (1989)

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2024/10/13

Hey Cannon Cruisers fans! JD and Randy here. This week, we’re diving into the 1989 American martial arts film, The Best of the Best. Directed by Bob Radler and featuring a star-studded cast including Philip Rhee, Eric Roberts, James Earl Jones, Sally Kirkland, Simon Rhee, and Chris Penn, this martial arts epic stands out from the typical films we cover. Unlike the usual revenge-driven narratives, The Best of the Best focuses on true competition, showcasing a team of five martial artists

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