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Austin Anderson Show

Austin Anderson

Austin Anderson has been doing stand-up since 2001. He never wanted to start a podcast. He just wanted to be funny and mysterious, like God intended. But then a high-level booker broke his heart and said, “If you want to keep doing stand-up, you need a podcast.” And so, against his will, and with great reluctance... this is: The Austin Anderson Show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

comedy stand-up

All Episodes

29:36

The Price of TicTac's, Squirrel Burial & The Statue...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/05

What starts as a $1.50 candy run turns into chaos: overpriced Tic Tacs, a Lemonhead salvation, and a squirrel funeral with the whole rodent family watching. From there it spirals into wild neighbor accusations (“you stole my squirrels!”), rabid dogs at gas stations, Jeffrey Dahmer Cinnamon Toast Crunch ads, women obsessed with serial killer docs, Lady Gaga’s creepy Tim Burton collab, and a rabbit hole about the Statue of Liberty possibly being modeled after Satan himself.New episodes every weekday

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33:56

Google Plants, Darwin Awards & Comedy Store Ghost...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/04

In this episode, Austin dives into his wild past, concrete and soil testing at a Google plant in Council Bluffs, writing fake biker-gang articles that got passed around the office, and scribbles on the walls of porta potties from construction workers that they were building Skynet.From bathroom hemorrhoid warnings to Darwin Award legends of rocket-powered Camaros and RV autopilot disasters, this one spirals into the absurd before landing in stand-up comedy life with ghost tours of the Comedy Store,

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28:18

Lyme Disease, Chainsaw Art, The Temple Of Prunes, And...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/03

I start with a woman furious at Justin Timberlake for phoning in a concert she didn’t even attend, then fall down the rabbit hole of why every celebrity seems to catch Lyme disease. From there I confess my dream of becoming the Banksy of chainsaw art, talk about the heartbreak of a century-old Nebraska pine tree wrecked by an ice storm, and relive the moment I rammed my own trash can with my car like a complete moron. I nearly sat in a stranger’s lap at the grocery store, roasted Tim McGraw’s Botox

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29:30

Testicle Fences, Buttercream Gangs & Nicotine Pouches...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/09/02

It’s the day after Labor Day and I’m unraveling a weekend that included jean blankets, pancakes, my kid’s first Big Mac in Chicago, hoping Chicago wouldn’t change my son like it changed Pete in the Buttercream Gang, looking to hire a gaggle of clowns, grunting my way through middle age, Zyn is doing a nicotine challenge, and the nightmarish reality of wrangling chickens with a “gettin’ stick” and nearly sacrificing a testicle to a hog fence, but made it out alive to tell you about it. New episodes

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31:34

Footloose, Rabbit Feet, and a Near-Death Construction...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/08/29

Electric scooters have killed bikes. Donuts cost ten bucks. Kids are hoarding plastic rabbit feet like psychopaths, and somehow I ended up saving a construction worker’s butt (literally) from a tree spear. In this episode I rant about 80s nostalgia, Footloose, Indiana Jones refrigerator nonsense, pizza crust revenge, punk rock anthems, Lil Nas X lap-dancing the devil, Billy Ray Cyrus in space, Final Destination shoelaces, and a very awkward story about my balls.Plus, ChatGPT won’t tell me how to

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30:50

Baywatch Ninjas, Husker Logos, and the Day Peanuts...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/08/29

In this episode, Austin Anderson goes from David Hasselhoff fighting ninjas on Baywatch to PBS showing ape-human boobs, to the bizarre origins of chiropractic medicine. Along the way he rants about fashion shows, roasts Puff Daddy’s baby-oil crimes, praises the beauty of fall in Nebraska, and demands the Huskers bring back the original Herbie logo. Also: airline peanuts assassinating people, phone conspiracies at 30,000 feet, and why keeping a pig alive is the wildest med school test you’ve never

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29:24

A Duck Thinks It’s a Chicken, Highway Cyclists, and...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/08/28

On today’s drive-time rant, Austin Anderson swerves from a fearless bicyclist on a Nebraska highway to the miracle of a duck that believes it’s a chicken, dives into the cult of corporate America, and confesses to hoarding junk like a pioneer dragging a piano down the Oregon Trail. Along the way: bologna lunches, olive economics, Marie Kondo shade, and a reminder that sometimes throwing salt on your fries is the closest thing to living dangerously. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more

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25:44

Where Are My Cherries And Limes? I Am Now 42 Years of...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/08/27

This one starts with me going to war with Sonic because they handed me a cherry limeade without cherries, without limes, and without shame. From there it spirals—my old boss who swore he once wrestled a bear, a birthday round of putt putt on a course so old, so worn out, and a late-night TV memory of a woman letting her husband burn skin tags off with homemade dry ice. Somewhere in the middle, Steve-O lights himself on fire, I remember what it felt like to turn twenty-one versus forty-two, and then

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25:12

Demon Mermaids, 90’s Marilyn Manson Myths & Why...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/08/23

In this episode, I spiral from Billie Eilish creep vibes into Lady Gaga’s satanic mermaid phase, Marilyn Manson kids who now inspect your buildings, and Johnny Depp becoming a pirate in real life. Then it’s Mountain Dew, steroid-jacked 80s action stars, chemtrails, and why today’s kids need to throw down their phones and pick up sticks. I also share lunch with my Mexican buddies talking cartels, gush about Gushers, and admit to eating my son’s candy in the name of teaching him to share.Subscribe

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25:46

Saving Turtles, Midlife Crises & Parades Gone Soft |...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/08/22

I cut a prehistoric snapping turtle loose on a Nebraska river. From there I spiral into: animals that would never shut up if they could talk, hitting 42 years old, a gas station prophet who thinks women “got too big for their britches,” parades where they set candy down instead of throwing it, and skinny dudes blasting rap on electric bikes. Somewhere in there I also solve politics while eating Runza fries in a Burger King drive-thru.Youtube:

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27:27

Clogging, Juggalos, Ninja Turtles & Why I Hate all...

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/08/21

From childhood dreams of becoming a sax-playing clogger, to dodging Juggalos and their hatchets, to revisiting the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie (so sweaty).Pontificating about David Goggins’ fit alien skull, question if Axl Rose stole his voice fluctuation from Janis Joplin, admit I wanted autism after watching The Accountant 2, and fully declare my hatred for Star Wars.Also featuring: Marc Maron as “Great Grandpa Standup,” AI ripping off musicians, and why America is now too fat to

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30:12

The Biggest Loser Resurrection | Ep 1

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/08/20

In this episode, I roast Shapiro’s cadence, share my wife’s brutal (and accurate) Will Ferrell comparison, and spiral into the insanity of reality TV—The Biggest Loser nearly killing contestants, Donald Trump’s Apprentice transformation, and treasure hunters blowing up boulders for nothing.Somewhere between laughing at the absurdity of human desperation and ranting about phone etiquette, I manage to stumble on baby-oiled P. Diddy supporters, turning 42, and why my nipples just need to breathe

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29:00

Bleeding Nipples, Robot Uprisings & The P Diddy Demon

Austin Anderson Show ·

2025/08/19

Strap in—this episode goes from zero to apocalyptic in record time. I rant about why I refuse to turn my car off at the gas pump, and confess the tragic reality of my delicate little candy nipples that won’t let me run in winter.From there, we spiral into Facebook algorithm hacks, Elon Musk being an alien robot overlord, why I’d have killed E.T. with butter knives in the 80s, and the horrifying rise of sex robots and AI Barbies that must be burned before they enslave your children.And just when you

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